OT: Worst Movie Scene I Ever Witnessed

Jo Jo English · Post #46 » by **Jo Jo English** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 1:06 am

A couple of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc

Shill · Post #47 » by **Shill** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 1:10 am

Hold up. "Being John Malkovich" is being talked about in the same thread as "Troll 2" and "The Room"???

Ah hell naw.

RyGuy24 · Post #48 » by **RyGuy24** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 1:18 am

Shill4Tyrus24 wrote:Hold up. "Being John Malkovich" is being talked about in the same thread as "Troll 2" and "The Room"???

Ah hell naw.

You honestly took that movie seriously? I may have to rethink...how I think.

Between the guy making creepy puppets of people he'd like to bang, people randomly falling out of the sky onto the New Jersey turnpike, Cusack's wife randomly turning hardcore lesbian, Cameron Diaz being obessed with monkeys, Cusack working on half of a floor originally made for midgets, Cusack's boss thinking he had a speech impediment when he had perfect speech, Cameron Diaz looking surprisingly fugly, and many more things, i'm not sure I get it. And i'm usually receptive of "out there" movies.

Edit: I mean, i've never seen Troll 2 and The Room, and based on the awesome clips i'm sure they are worse than Malkovich. But that doesn't mean it still wasn't terrible (IMO at least).

Post #49 » by **kingkirk** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 1:54 am

Thank you OP thank you. I havent laughed this much in a long time. Someone may have posted this one from 'The Room' but its amazing short little one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOEESGYyiv0&NR=1

illiance · Post #50 » by **illiance** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 2:22 am

The lack of Plan 9 from Outer Space in this thread is appalling. Easily the worst movie of all-time.

waffle · Post #51 » by **waffle** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 2:48 am

worst scene

City of Angels, the one with Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan.

Meg is riding a bike, eating an apple. Nicholas Cage is taking a shower. Shot of a truck. Shot of Meg. Shot of Nick. Truck. Apple. Meg, Nick....repeat. Increase frequency. Hightened music. Quicker quicker quicker!!!!

Please GOD, HAVE THE BLOODY TRUCK HIT MEG ALREADY...!!!!

and of course, as I remember, a shot of the apple rolling away

AWEFUL. The Worst. Tripe! Hack! I expected Dan Akroyd to jump in with an episode of "Bad Cinema"

Not to be believed.

waffle · Post #52 » by **waffle** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 2:50 am

also a contender for worst movie, to which I could add some real candidates.

Grand Champ · Post #53 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 2:54 am

waffle wrote:worst scene

City of Angels, the one with Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan.

Meg is riding a bike, eating an apple. Nicholas Cage is taking a shower. Shot of a truck. Shot of Meg. Shot of Nick. Truck. Apple. Meg, Nick....repeat. Increase frequency. Hightened music. Quicker quicker quicker!!!!

Please GOD, HAVE THE BLOODY TRUCK HIT MEG ALREADY...!!!!

and of course, as I remember, a shot of the apple rolling away

AWEFUL. The Worst. Tripe! Hack! I expected Dan Akroyd to jump in with an episode of "Bad Cinema"

Not to be believed.

http://hatedit.ytmnd.com/

waffle · Post #54 » by **waffle** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 3:20 am

AND it is a sorta take on the Wim Wenders Wings of Desire, which I watched in it's entirety and which is actually good.

People like this movie. People like American Cheese. People like country music. People like Friends. Some days....

waffle · Post #55 » by **waffle** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 3:26 am

and yes, I watch, have watched, and will watch, alot of movies.

Shill · Post #56 » by **Shill** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 4:37 am

RyGuy24 wrote:
Shill4Tyrus24 wrote:Hold up. "Being John Malkovich" is being talked about in the same thread as "Troll 2" and "The Room"???

Ah hell naw.

You honestly took that movie seriously? I may have to rethink...how I think.

Between the guy making creepy puppets of people he'd like to bang, people randomly falling out of the sky onto the New Jersey turnpike, Cusack's wife randomly turning hardcore lesbian, Cameron Diaz being obessed with monkeys, Cusack working on half of a floor originally made for midgets, Cusack's boss thinking he had a speech impediment when he had perfect speech, Cameron Diaz looking surprisingly fugly, and many more things, i'm not sure I get it. And i'm usually receptive of "out there" movies.

Edit: I mean, i've never seen Troll 2 and The Room, and based on the awesome clips i'm sure they are worse than Malkovich. But that doesn't mean it still wasn't terrible (IMO at least).

I liked BJM.

Charlie Kaufman is a great writer. His stuff is out there, but I think he's the goods.

My favorite Kaufman script is Adaptation. Probably one of my favorite films of the aughts.

Shill · Post #57 » by **Shill** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 4:40 am

I'm gonna have to get hammered and watch "The Room".

At first I thought it was just a bad dub job. But oh no.

Blue Note · Post #58 » by **Blue Note** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 5:13 am

The Room is shown in film schools as an example of what not to do, which is precisely why it's so fun to watch. It's pure comedy gold.

One of the best scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnTqFTHGuc

The conversation has absolutely no bearing on the plot and the topic is never mentioned thereafter.

smez86 · Post #59 » by **smez86** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 5:24 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WobJSIScRtM

Chicago Trojan · Post #60 » by **Chicago Trojan** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 5:49 am

The Room, Troll 2, are embarassments to anyone who considers himself a filmmaker or artist. No one could say that about Being John Malkovitch, which is quirky and weird but not (Please Use More Appropriate Word).

Jo Jo English · Post #61 » by **Jo Jo English** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 5:52 am

smez86 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WobJSIScRtM

No scene featuring Chris Sarandon proudly rocking the '80s 'stache can ever be a contender for worst all-time.

smez86 · Post #62 » by **smez86** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 6:03 am

That ain't John Stossel?

Tim_Hardawayy · Post #63 » by **Tim_Hardawayy** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 7:01 am

Can't believe nobody has posted this one yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

More of a contender for worst line than worst acting though, guy said it pretty smooth, and if he was Leonardo DiCaprio or something it might just work 1 time out of 100.

saritasbora · Post #64 » by **saritasbora** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 7:02 am

This is officially the worst movie ever made.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j00FBmFpWnM&feature=fvst

TechMansoor · Post #65 » by **TechMansoor** » Fri Mar 5, 2010 2:47 pm

ErichZ35 wrote:This made me laugh out loud.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR1oG8-JajM

I don't say this to men..but dude you may be one of the most beautiful people ever for recognizing such brillance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for kicking my weekend off the right way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have no idea...how much "im feed up with this world"..loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

This type of acting is so funny its tear wrenching.....