Post#44 » by Vanilla Man » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:09 am
WARRIORS VS CLIPPERS SONG
Flop City yea, Flop City yea
Nobody likes the Clippers
They just a bunch of quitters
Who Play like my little sister
See they FORGOT what we were made of
Return of the DOC what you afraid of?
You know how to FLOP, u thought we gave up
You bout to get SHOCKED, so u better wake up
We got a REVEREND for the teams betterment
you call him a dirty coach, I call him a gentleman
with a sturdy approach, Maybe Not X's and O's
But your coach Doc, Our reverend is better than
people laugh at u like a joke, its like your David Letterman
Alright I'm gonna settle this... 1 2 3...
You're just the laughing stock, I'm laughing my dam ass off
David Lee, Draymond Green, all gonna be raining 3's, draining 3's
Oh but Blake is weak, Blake is weak literally, No not Steve the real Blake
I was talkin about Fake Griffin, that's who I was dissin lyrically
And you think I'm talking smack and don't know jack
Then I guess it's a miracle I'm this lyrical
Blake is down to the ground! Flopping while Oracle is rocking!
Blake Falling over looking like he's on stupid hormones
About to get showed out by the human torch mode (Steph Curry)
(Curry) ''Oh I'm so cute, just look at my fluid ward robe'
Blake, U want me to take out my mouth piece don't u? Ok I'll do it even more so
U want a drink I invented it's called a Gorbo (look it up)
Quite a lethal one it has 3 shots 3 shots! go check your Cortisol
Oh I forgot, we're up 60 to 34 though
Blake, You want NO PART OF ME, not even my legs or my human torso
Flop City yea, Flop City yea
Nobody likes the Clippers
They just a bunch of quitters
Who play like my little sister
Chris Paul is your toughest baller and he's like an inch tall
And no teasin but that's the whole reason why he always weakens in the post season
When it's gets more physical it's more equivocal to a boxing fight
Like last year against Memphis, the Clippers lost in six right?
I guess I just don't get this whole hype, you fail in the post season every year guys
You think that people hurt Blake because they're jealous ?
You think people hurt Blake because they're rebellious ?
NO people hurt Blake because they're zealous !!
To hear him flop lyrically & say ''I slipped, I stumbled, and I fell'' like Elvis
Oh hell yes, that's all you do, flop and fall down on your pelvis
and everybody KNOWS IT!!!! Like David Lee said, ''STOP FLOPPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
Dam FLOPPER!!!
I'm bout to go off and tell you
You're so soft, you're so soft
And the Warriors are just a finesse team
If you think the Dubs are dirty, you're just a little nerdy
It's just an excuse so when you lose, you can say we played you absurdly
But it's more like we outplayed you surely with no mercy, fricking sissies
Because deep down you're afraid Sherlock
And this series is NO LOCK
you need some ZOLOFT
We gonna GO HARD!
Yawn I'm dying of boredom
Hah! remember that time Bogut shoved Deandre Jordan
guy got man handled and embarrassed, who could be more dumb?
Bottom line is this.
We will beat you with or without out Andrew BOGUT!
I have no doubt I already KNOW THIS!
Like the Great Reverend Mark Jackson said,
''We OWN THIS!!!!!!!'' And we are going to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And don't even go talking about the sex scandal
The only scandal is when u get your butt handled by the Warriors
Which will be one of the greatest story books
All the Clipper fan boys. Gonna feels so dam dumb after this series is over. It's ON BABY! We're coming to get you! Like NEVER BEFORE!
Flop City yea, Flop City yea
Nobody likes the Clippers
They just a bunch of quitters
Who play like my little sister
Flop City yea, Flop City yea
Nobody likes the Clippers
They just a bunch of quitters