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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#41 » by Mr. E » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:43 am

Yeah, I stopped watching in favor of Westworld.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#42 » by Mr. E » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:08 am

TEXANS WIN!!!

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I hope that this was especially disheartening for all of the Brock critics. :lol:
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#43 » by Mr. E » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:20 am

This post-game is hilarious.

You can tell that they were all ready to go with "Osweiler is the biggest bust in history" post-game commentary, and now they're just throwing cliches out there. Tony Dungy looked like a deer in the headlights!

Now, all of that said...Osweiler was crap for most of this game. Injuries were a factor, but what we saw in the first half went beyond injuries. He was hesitating and his accuracy left a lot to be desired. What we saw in the 4th quarter & overtime - that's what he needs to show for 4 quarters. He was like two different players in this game. Total Jeckyl & Hyde game.

They need Fuller back soon. Even with the kids drops, he still spreads the field out so much better than Strong or B. Miller. It is great to see those two get some nice run tonight, though. It is also nice to see that Fiedorowicz is continuing to emerge as a reliable tight end for this offense.

Lamar Miller finally got his game going, and you could see his confidence building all night.

The defense had a lot of stars...but those same stars kind of **** the bed their fair share of the game. They did get it done when it counts. It would just be nice to see them NOT play from behind.

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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#44 » by Mr. E » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:24 am

Well, they don't look terrible so far.

They still have a huge problem scoring inside the 20.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#45 » by RaoulDuke79 » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:22 pm

Glad I went to bed early.
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Post#46 » by RaoulDuke79 » Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:01 pm

Saw this on CF and was quite amused:

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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#47 » by zapatasblood » Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:24 am

I guess since Brock didn't throw a pick Monday he had to throw a fumble. Never liked the signing and just can't see being any better
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#48 » by RaoulDuke79 » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:41 pm

Lot of key inactives today, mainly Fuller/Wilfork/Bouye.

Not good.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#49 » by Mr. E » Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:24 pm

Fuller didn't play?

Damn, had him in my starting lineup.

Big 4th quarter for the Texans coming up.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#50 » by zapatasblood » Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:20 am

**** you texans

**** you BOB

**** you Brock. Despite the fact that you were no terrible for this game does not change the rest of the season.
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Post#51 » by RaoulDuke79 » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:06 pm

I'd like to add a great big "screw you in the taint" to the refs and the fan/fans who were pointing lasers in Brock's eyes.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#52 » by Prince12 » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:21 pm

Hanging in there..Clowney saves the day. Brock still sucks.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#53 » by RaoulDuke79 » Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:30 am

Saw this earlier:

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Bummer. He was really playing well, and for the first time in what seems like ages we had a legit TE threat, both in terms of blocking and as a receiver.

Am I alone in being overly concerned about this upcoming game against the Jags? It has Ackbar's voice all over it.

Hopefully the ground game can get going and run all over them like they're the Colts, because I don't trust Brock at all.
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Post#54 » by RaoulDuke79 » Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:28 pm

No Mercilus, Simon or Joseph today, either. Crap.

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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#55 » by RaoulDuke79 » Sun Dec 18, 2016 7:01 pm

Will it ever be Savage time? How much longer can they trot Osweiler out there when he's shown to be utterly terrible?
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Post#56 » by RaoulDuke79 » Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:02 pm

Offense actually looking somewhat competent with Savage in there, amazing how that happens.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#57 » by RaoulDuke79 » Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:37 pm

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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#58 » by RaoulDuke79 » Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:44 am

Major bust had a pretty great game today. He played so fine, don't you agree?!

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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#59 » by Mr. E » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:12 am

So sorry that I've left you alone in this forum. I've kind of just let the NFL go for the past several weeks. I haven't watched a game in a while.
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Re: Houston Texans 2016 Game Thread 

Post#60 » by Mr. E » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:15 am

What is going on with this team? I saw the Brock news, and while I'm not shocked I can't pretend not to be disappointed.

Is it Savage Times in Houston now?
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