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Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 9, 2018 8:40 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Hehe...just kidding, sorta kinda.

Anyways...skip ahead to the end of the season and let's make sure to extend Ass Chin another 5 years.

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Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 9, 2018 8:46 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Also, Kevin Johnson with another concussion? Maybe that's why he plays like ass when he's on the field, he's been hit in the head too many times.

The Henderson injury really sucks. No idea if it will end his season but he definitely won't be back any time soon, and it's not like we have a great O-Line with tons of depth to begin with.

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It's a good thing Watson can move, he's going to probably be running for his life a lot this year, especially if his WR's can't get open(wold be nice if Fuller could actually get on the field).

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:02 pm
by RaoulDuke79
So what did we learn today?

Who cares.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:18 am
by Slava
I'm beginning to think our QB might be a dumbbell and the offensive line might well be a bunch of hobos picked up from a gas station near the galleria.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:00 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Fire the Ass Chin?

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:12 pm
by Mr. E
Fire him.

Hell, take off and nuke him from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:32 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Say WATT?!

He's back, baby.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:54 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Geez...the secondary looking almost as bad as the O-Line on that drive....the Colts had multiple holding penalties and still converted on every 3rd down and scored with ease.

Sadness.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:18 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Absolutely pathetic defense and not at all surprising.

Good news is when we lose today it might make Ass Chin and his entire coaching staff's seats a little hotter. Then again, our owner will probably just give them all extensions.

Coutee was at least one really nice bright spot today.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:22 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Damnit...now he'll never be fired.

:cry:

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:58 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Another fake win, another extension for Ass Chin.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:13 pm
by zapatasblood
4 game winning streak? How is this possible? This team is so bad in so many ways I just can't fathom this. I know it's any give Sunday but seriously, 4 game winning streak? I was hoping after the hot 0-3 start they'd finish 1-16, lone win being a bitch slapping of the Cowboys, and just maybe I wouldn't have to deal B'oB anymore but that's gone to ****. Well whatever playoffs here we come with yet another quick exit. AFC south is such a joke

You know what be really funny? Somehow they manage to go on 13 game winning streak playing the same **** way on offense.

Re: Houston Texans 2019 Offseason Thread aka 2018 Game Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:17 pm
by zapatasblood
Well I hope they destroy Brock. It's hard for to think of another player I hate more than Brock. It is not all to do with his awful play, nor anything to do with him fleecing the Texans since that is all on the front office, the McNairs and B'oB. A lot of that has to do with the fact that I just hate hearing him talk.