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ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas". Feb 24 @ 10AM.

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ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas". Feb 24 @ 10AM. 

Post#1 » by XtotheDeezy » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:23 am

Dwight Howard, a sex addict, has managed to land himself the ultimate self-serving job as the starting center and prospective future franchise player of professional NBA team, The Los Angeles Lakers. Get ready for the lifetime of an adventure as Dwight takes his talents to Dallas, in search of the one thing he seeks the most! Oh, and there's a basketball game to be played as well! There's bound to be fun for the whole family as Dwight brings along all his friends including Kobe "The Black Mamba" Bryant and Earl "Hey What's Up Guys" Clark. Also starring: Mark Cuban as the owner of the bank.

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- Dwight Howard as himself
- Kobe Bryant as himself
- Steve Nash as himself
- Metta World Peace as himself
- Earl Clark as himself

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- Dirk Nowitzki as himself
- Darren Mollison as himself
- OJ Mayo as himself
- Bernard James as himself
- Shawn Marion as The Matrix

Guest Starring
- Mike D'Antoni as Lakers Head Coach
- Rick Carlisle as Mavericks Head Coach
- Lil Wayne as Disgruntled NBA Fan

Make sure you don't miss this thrilling event!
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Post#2 » by TARIQ » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:27 am

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Post#3 » by Kobe System » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:44 am

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Post#4 » by Tee212 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:21 pm

fing weirdos
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Post#5 » by AcecardZ » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:31 pm

Oh no! Don't look now! Just another must win game...
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Post#6 » by ROballer » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:49 pm

AcecardZ wrote:Oh no! Don't look now! Just another must win game...


Considering Houston and Utah don't seem to go on a slump and lose a bunch of games in a row.....every game is pretty much must win at this point
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Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas". Feb 24 @ 10AM. 

Post#7 » by BlackBerry » Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:05 pm

Guys let's not forget about Vince Carter. He is a really good shooter from downtown.
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Post#8 » by MoLakers » Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:38 pm

OP is weird..
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Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas". Feb 24 @ 10AM. 

Post#9 » by TyCobb » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:50 pm

Of all the game threads that I would expect some accompanying eye candy... smh
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Post#10 » by MiniMamba24 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:30 pm

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Post#11 » by ScHoolBoy B » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:10 pm

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Post#12 » by moonpie » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:22 pm

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Post#13 » by DEEP3CL » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:29 pm

WTF type of GT did I just read ?

Anyway we just gotta win.....no if's and's or but's, could've, would've.....no of that. Just get the W
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Post#14 » by ennui » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:50 pm

I like the concept of the thread, but it falls flat when it comes to execution.

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Post#15 » by EArl » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:12 pm

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I got the Next GT. Go Lakers
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Post#16 » by hermes » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:16 pm

go lakers :clap:
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Post#17 » by Kalidogg24 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:24 pm

XtotheDeezy wrote:Dwight Howard, a sex addict, has managed to land himself the ultimate self-serving job as the starting center and prospective future franchise player of professional NBA team, The Los Angeles Lakers.


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Post#19 » by jellybean8 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:08 am

Lets go wizards/clippers!
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Post#20 » by jellybean8 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:14 am

Nena and okafar huffin and puffin real hard smh lol they better pull thru!!!

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