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ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas". Feb 24 @ 10AM.

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Post#1 ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas".
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:23 am by XtotheDeezy

Dwight Howard, a sex addict, has managed to land himself the ultimate self-serving job as the starting center and prospective future franchise player of professional NBA team, The Los Angeles Lakers. Get ready for the lifetime of an adventure as Dwight takes his talents to Dallas, in search of the one thing he seeks the most! Oh, and there's a basketball game to be played as well! There's bound to be fun for the whole family as Dwight brings along all his friends including Kobe "The Black Mamba" Bryant and Earl "Hey What's Up Guys" Clark. Also starring: Mark Cuban as the owner of the bank.

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- Dwight Howard as himself
- Kobe Bryant as himself
- Steve Nash as himself
- Metta World Peace as himself
- Earl Clark as himself

Mavericks
- Dirk Nowitzki as himself
- Darren Mollison as himself
- OJ Mayo as himself
- Bernard James as himself
- Shawn Marion as The Matrix

Guest Starring
- Mike D'Antoni as Lakers Head Coach
- Rick Carlisle as Mavericks Head Coach
- Lil Wayne as Disgruntled NBA Fan

Make sure you don't miss this thrilling event!
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Post#2 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:27 am by TARIQ

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Give Xavier Henry The Max

Wonderllama wrote:George/Hibbert = the next Kobe/Shaq?

PG seems like he could be even better than Kobe... IMO.
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Post#3 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:44 am by Kobe System

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Post#4 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:21 am by Tee212

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Post#5 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:31 am by AcecardZ

Oh no! Don't look now! Just another must win game...
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Post#6 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:49 am by ROballer

AcecardZ wrote:Oh no! Don't look now! Just another must win game...


Considering Houston and Utah don't seem to go on a slump and lose a bunch of games in a row.....every game is pretty much must win at this point
Steve Nash injures his back while carrying bags

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Post#7 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:05 am by BlackBerry

Guys let's not forget about Vince Carter. He is a really good shooter from downtown.
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Post#8 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:38 pm by MoLakers

OP is weird..
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Post#9 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:50 pm by TyCobb

Of all the game threads that I would expect some accompanying eye candy... smh
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Post#10 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:30 pm by MiniMamba24

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Post#11 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:10 pm by ScHoolBoy B

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"Win another championship,” Jackson said. “Just go out and do it again. That keeps people quiet really quick.” - Phil "G.O.A.T." Jackson

aka Lakers-Texas
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Post#12 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:22 pm by moonpie

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Post#13 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:29 pm by DEEP3CL

WTF type of GT did I just read ?

Anyway we just gotta win.....no if's and's or but's, could've, would've.....no of that. Just get the W
VETERAN LAKERS FAN
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Post#14 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:50 pm by ennui

I like the concept of the thread, but it falls flat when it comes to execution.

Go Lakers! :D
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Post#15 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:12 pm by EArl

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I got the Next GT. Go Lakers
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Post#16 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:16 pm by hermes

go lakers :clap:
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Post#17 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:24 pm by Kalidogg24

XtotheDeezy wrote:Dwight Howard, a sex addict, has managed to land himself the ultimate self-serving job as the starting center and prospective future franchise player of professional NBA team, The Los Angeles Lakers.


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REST IN PARADISE GOAT
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Post#18 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:39 pm by jigga_man

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Post#19 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:08 pm by jellybean8

Lets go wizards/clippers!
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Post#20 Re: ABC presents: "Dwight Does Dallas&qu
Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:14 pm by jellybean8

Nena and okafar huffin and puffin real hard smh lol they better pull thru!!!
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