CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

EArl · Post #3961 » by **EArl** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:37 pm

That is what i was going to say. Its a great job, but you're married and its not just about you anymore.

hermes · Post #3962 » by **hermes** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:46 pm

just ditch mrs. tugs and take the job already

tugs · Post #3963 » by **tugs** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:02 am

Lol herm.

Haven't seen the figures yet. But damn 4x what I'm making. Not being greedy but practical. Mrs also supports me but I insist of not taking it. Too big of a risk. As the great Adam Sandler said in the movie Click,

"F... F... Fa... mi... ly... Family comes first..."

ennui · Post #3964 » by **ennui** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:31 am

Hey Kilroy,

Congrats on the house - you're living the dream, man. That's where I wanna be soon.

ennui · Post #3965 » by **ennui** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:37 am

Slava wrote:From yesterday evening:

2x cardio in the bed
4 glasses of 100 proof Bourbon
woke up with a hangover
chicken sandwich + 1 scoop of ice cream
one bottle of Gatorade
workout
post workout blowy
nap
20 chicken wings
ending the night with a small tub of Häagen-Dazs

Spoiler:
Still Single

Like a boss!

Haven't had such a good sequence since I was 23.

thats some boss **** right there bruh

Mamba Mentality · Post #3966 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:38 am

Slava wrote:From yesterday evening:

2x cardio in the bed
4 glasses of 100 proof Bourbon
woke up with a hangover
chicken sandwich + 1 scoop of ice cream
one bottle of Gatorade
workout
post workout blowy
nap
20 chicken wings
ending the night with a small tub of Häagen-Dazs

Spoiler:
Still Single

Like a boss!

Haven't had such a good sequence since I was 23.

I want this mans life.

ennui · Post #3967 » by **ennui** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:46 am

Oh and congrats to tugs for bagging that sweet dreamjob. And you bagged your dreamgirl. You ****.

but srsly congrats

ennui · Post #3968 » by **ennui** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:50 am

The Regime wrote:
Slava wrote:From yesterday evening:

2x cardio in the bed
4 glasses of 100 proof Bourbon
woke up with a hangover
chicken sandwich + 1 scoop of ice cream
one bottle of Gatorade
workout
post workout blowy
nap
20 chicken wings
ending the night with a small tub of Häagen-Dazs

Spoiler:
Still Single

Like a boss!

Haven't had such a good sequence since I was 23.

I want this mans life.

I just realized this sequence of events happened to coincide with his prophetic, damn-near omniscient "50 shades of grey" plan.

Post #3969 » by **Slava** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:43 am

No, that was not the 50 shades plan working out, I stumbled into the previously unknown traveling sales vendors market. Basically these are young females whose job is to sell bio-med equipment to research labs, they stay no more than 2 days in a city and they rotate between 4 or 5 cities over a month.

EArl · Post #3970 » by **EArl** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:38 am

I can picture tugs walking driving from field to field in a white toyota pick up truck while wearing his rice paddy hat.

tugs · Post #3971 » by **tugs** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:33 pm

DMax to be specific.

Ayo thanks BT. But I won't be accepting the job.

Btw, congrats Kilroy.

Post #3972 » by **Kilroy** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:42 pm

ennui wrote:Hey Kilroy,

Congrats on the house - you're living the dream, man. That's where I wanna be soon.

Thanks man... Spent all weekend scraping popcorn ceilings... Careful what you wish for. :lol:

My core literally feels like it isn't strong enough to hold up my shoulders...

Post #3973 » by **Kilroy** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:43 pm

EArl wrote:What do you do for a living anyways?

Stack paper. 8-)

Program Manager in the tech industry.

Gek · Post #3974 » by **Gek** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:56 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4E4MWLzKrg[/youtube]

hermes · Post #3975 » by **hermes** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:35 pm

Kilroy wrote:
ennui wrote:Hey Kilroy,

Congrats on the house - you're living the dream, man. That's where I wanna be soon.

Thanks man... Spent all weekend scraping popcorn ceilings... Careful what you wish for.

My core literally feels like it isn't strong enough to hold up my shoulders...

^has dwight howard sized shoulders

Sofa King · Post #3976 » by **Sofa King** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:00 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5vcUPyL90#t=711[/youtube]

Sofa King · Post #3977 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:59 am

EArl · Post #3978 » by **EArl** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:52 pm

Sofa King wrote:[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5vcUPyL90#t=711[/youtube]

That was pretty nostalgic.

miggs · Post #3979 » by **miggs** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:41 pm

Kilroy wrote:
ennui wrote:Hey Kilroy,

Congrats on the house - you're living the dream, man. That's where I wanna be soon.

Thanks man... Spent all weekend scraping popcorn ceilings... Careful what you wish for.

My core literally feels like it isn't strong enough to hold up my shoulders...

Congrats on the house Kilroy!!!

I remember when my parents bought their first house, we had to remove that same ceiling ****, I was completely busted up by night's end man, one weekend of hell but it was worth it. I can only imagine the feeling when its YOUR house that you're fixing up, very personal thing, definitely something to look forward to. Thanks for sharing this man, pretty major news in these times :nod:

miggs · Post #3980 » by **miggs** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:42 pm