Community Thread LXI: The President We Deserve

[Danny Darko]

but, here I am in a California town known for yoga and progressive open minded spiritual and nature beliefs and last week I witnessed some heinous bs with 4 white 20 somethings going after a guy they thought was pakistani (but was Sicilian... the connected kind).

They approached him at the bar and told him he best recite all the teams in the NFL or his pakistani ass was going to get deported from the bar the way President Trump would want.

so morale of the story is it's not just a southern deal. People are freaking bigots all over the place, and now they feel entitled to turn it up to 11.

[TyCobb]

People are nuts.

[ROballer]

People are nuts.

Who the **** names his kids LiAngelo and LaMelo? Especially if the last name is Ball.

Anyways, all 3 Balls are bound for team ROballer in the fantasy league, within 5 years.

[TyCobb]

[hermes]

wait is naming all the nfl teams now grounds for being "sufficiently american"?

[Kilroy]

wait is naming all the nfl teams now grounds for being "sufficiently american"?

Now?

[hermes]

has it been for a while? i don't know

is that on the us citizenship test?

[Sofa King]

has it been for a while? i don't know

is that on the us citizenship test?

I'm sure our President and First Lady will fail that test.

[EArl]

wait is naming all the nfl teams now grounds for being "sufficiently american"?

I would think MLB teams would be more important since its older. Either way i'd fail both.

[Slava]

Joe McKnight killed in New Orleans in a road rage incident. Damn, what the **** is up with the sudden spike in road rage shootings? Its like every hot head is armed with a drivers license and a 9mm these days.

A witness, who declined to give her name, said she was leaving a store in the area when she saw a man at the intersection yelling at another man, who was trying to apologize. The man who was yelling shot the other man more than once, she said.

She said the shooter shot the man, stood over him and said "I told you don't you f--- with me." Then he fired again, she said.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/12/terrytown_murder_jpso.html#incart_breaking

[Sofa King]

I try to be nice to everyone but once in awhile. Butyesterday at the supermarket there was this little girl, she looked about three. She was sitting in her basket mean mugging me like I kicked her puppy. Being the "adult" that I am, I smile and waved at her. This demon child rolled her eyes at me. So you know me, I'm not about to played by some piggy tail wearing demon spawn. So I walk over to the mom and ask her if I can give her some candy, the mom smiled and said sure. I told the little girl to put in her pocket and save it for later which she did. I walked away, headed to the manager and told him that little girl was stealing M&Ms. The manager thanked me, stating that he is soo tired of these parents not controlling their kids. Manager walked over to them, asks them to empty their pockets. I then looked at the little girl and flipped her off and walked out the store like a boss.

[TyCobb]

[Wavy Q]

Damn you showed that 3 year old

[tugs]

What the hell SK

[hermes]

sigh


also what was the mother thinking letting a stranger give her child candy?

[Slava]

Watch on YouTube

This is phenomenal.

[Mamba Mentality]

Well that certainly doesn't help the unemployment issues in this country.

[hermes]

that's pretty amazing

can the robots just take over already, everything would be so much easier

[EArl]

That's pretty cool. I wonder if they have security outside if say a homeless person tried to steal.
I need to move to seattle

[Wavy Q]

please take away grocery store employees the people who work there are trash