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OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well

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OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#2 » by paulpressey25 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:08 pm

I just saw that on ESPN. It was hillarious.

If you don't want to click the link, Shaq is at a night club on-stage, rapping endlessly about how "Kobe can't win a title without me (Shaq)"
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#3 » by ReasonablySober » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:11 pm

paulpressey25 wrote:I just saw that on ESPN. It was hillarious.

If you don't want to click the link, Shaq is at a night club on-stage, rapping endlessly about how "Kobe can't win a title without me (Shaq)"


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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#4 » by Mags FTW » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:15 pm

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Post#5 » by emunney » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:23 pm

Outstanding. Real Shaq-Fu.
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Post#6 » by carmelbrownqueen » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:29 pm

I was just listening to this one the radio, and then come on here to see it was on TMZ.com.... Now that's entertainment!
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#7 » by fam3381 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:34 pm

Shaq's hilarious, which obscures the fact that he's a douchebag.

Pretty good article on it here:

http://www.emptythebench.com/2008/03/28 ... lle-oneal/
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Post#8 » by Dags » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:34 pm

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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#9 » by MikeIsGood » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:02 pm

fam3381 wrote:Shaq's hilarious, which obscures the fact that he's a douchebag.

Pretty good article on it here:

http://www.emptythebench.com/2008/03/28 ... lle-oneal/


Thanks for posting that. Sums things up well.
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Post#10 » by ReasonablySober » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:06 pm

Yea, two good reads today, one from Luke and another provided by fam. Thanks.
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#11 » by BobbyLight » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:09 pm

Kobe probably did have a big hand in Shaq getting divorced. I'd hate Kobe too if he did that to me.
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#12 » by aaprigs311 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:26 pm

As much as I used to love Shaq, he needs to tone it down now. Shaq's running on E, not much left in the tank as far as his career is concerned. I loved how he responded to Bill Walton's criticism of him after the Suns trade. The hierarchy is not in his favor this time though. Nevertheless some of those lyrics were funny as hell just because they were so stupid. He's still good for a laugh.
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Post#13 » by jerrod » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:58 pm

that's just odd


edit: nice to see corey gunz is still alive, i thought he may have fallen off some type of cliff
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#14 » by Jez2983 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:42 pm

So he insinuated he was better than Ewing as he had more rings, and mentioned that it was funny that people thought Kareem was better than him? Nice.

But yes, as DB said, the take-home bullet-point of this rap was that he was interested in the results of some Kobe-tongue, Shaq-ass interaction. Very interested.
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#15 » by NeedsMoreCheese » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:08 pm

Jez2983 wrote:So he insinuated he was better than Ewing as he had more rings, and mentioned that it was funny that people thought Kareem was better than him? Nice.

But yes, as DB said, the take-home bullet-point of this rap was that he was interested in the results of some Kobe-tongue, Shaq-ass interaction. Very interested.


Well first off, of course hes better than Ewing. Id be surprised if you find any non knicks homer that would say he isnt.

The inference isnt tounge related at all, apparently youve missed out on the long used phrase "Kiss my ass", which is obviously what that is referencing sorry to burst your strange Kobe-Shaq erotic dream bubble

Another thing, apparently Shaqs badges are being taken away by the Sheriff down in phoenix
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208
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Post#16 » by trwi7 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:15 pm

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Jez2983 wrote:So he insinuated he was better than Ewing as he had more rings, and mentioned that it was funny that people thought Kareem was better than him? Nice.

But yes, as DB said, the take-home bullet-point of this rap was that he was interested in the results of some Kobe-tongue, Shaq-ass interaction. Very interested.


Well first off, of course hes better than Ewing. Id be surprised if you find any non knicks homer that would say he isnt.

The inference isnt tounge related at all, apparently youve missed out on the long used phrase "Kiss my ass", which is obviously what that is referencing sorry to burst your strange Kobe-Shaq erotic dream bubble

Another thing, apparently Shaqs badges are being taken away by the Sheriff down in phoenix
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208


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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#17 » by NeedsMoreCheese » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:27 pm

Maybe so Twiry but i doubt it.

Im betting that you just wanted to talk about it though.
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#18 » by BrewCityBBQ » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:30 am

Pretty weak freestyle if you ask me. I'm all for making fun of Kobe, but come on that was just stupid. "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste", is just straight up gay.
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Re: OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well 

Post#19 » by Licensed to Il » Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:14 am

Shaq always gets away with stuff like this, and reporters and pundits explain it with the rationale "it's because he is funny." The only problem with that, is that Shaq has never made me laugh. Not even once. He is the all time classic example of the big dumb lineman on the football team that makes dumb jokes, and everyone pretends to laugh (because the guy is a mamoth), but no one really thought it was funny or likes the guy.

Is there anyone out there that really thinks Shaq is funny?
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