OT: Shaq/Kobe Feud is Alive and Well
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I just saw that on ESPN. It was hillarious.
If you don't want to click the link, Shaq is at a night club on-stage, rapping endlessly about how "Kobe can't win a title without me (Shaq)"
If you don't want to click the link, Shaq is at a night club on-stage, rapping endlessly about how "Kobe can't win a title without me (Shaq)"
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paulpressey25 wrote:I just saw that on ESPN. It was hillarious.
If you don't want to click the link, Shaq is at a night club on-stage, rapping endlessly about how "Kobe can't win a title without me (Shaq)"
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes"
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Best Line:
I love em, I dont leave 'em
I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em
I love em, I dont leave 'em
I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em
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Outstanding. Real Shaq-Fu.
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I was just listening to this one the radio, and then come on here to see it was on TMZ.com.... Now that's entertainment!
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Shaq's hilarious, which obscures the fact that he's a douchebag.
Pretty good article on it here:
http://www.emptythebench.com/2008/03/28 ... lle-oneal/
Pretty good article on it here:
http://www.emptythebench.com/2008/03/28 ... lle-oneal/
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fam3381 wrote:Shaq's hilarious, which obscures the fact that he's a douchebag.
Pretty good article on it here:
http://www.emptythebench.com/2008/03/28 ... lle-oneal/
Thanks for posting that. Sums things up well.
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Yea, two good reads today, one from Luke and another provided by fam. Thanks.
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Kobe probably did have a big hand in Shaq getting divorced. I'd hate Kobe too if he did that to me.
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As much as I used to love Shaq, he needs to tone it down now. Shaq's running on E, not much left in the tank as far as his career is concerned. I loved how he responded to Bill Walton's criticism of him after the Suns trade. The hierarchy is not in his favor this time though. Nevertheless some of those lyrics were funny as hell just because they were so stupid. He's still good for a laugh.
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that's just odd
edit: nice to see corey gunz is still alive, i thought he may have fallen off some type of cliff
edit: nice to see corey gunz is still alive, i thought he may have fallen off some type of cliff
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So he insinuated he was better than Ewing as he had more rings, and mentioned that it was funny that people thought Kareem was better than him? Nice.
But yes, as DB said, the take-home bullet-point of this rap was that he was interested in the results of some Kobe-tongue, Shaq-ass interaction. Very interested.
But yes, as DB said, the take-home bullet-point of this rap was that he was interested in the results of some Kobe-tongue, Shaq-ass interaction. Very interested.
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Jez2983 wrote:So he insinuated he was better than Ewing as he had more rings, and mentioned that it was funny that people thought Kareem was better than him? Nice.
But yes, as DB said, the take-home bullet-point of this rap was that he was interested in the results of some Kobe-tongue, Shaq-ass interaction. Very interested.
Well first off, of course hes better than Ewing. Id be surprised if you find any non knicks homer that would say he isnt.
The inference isnt tounge related at all, apparently youve missed out on the long used phrase "Kiss my ass", which is obviously what that is referencing sorry to burst your strange Kobe-Shaq erotic dream bubble
Another thing, apparently Shaqs badges are being taken away by the Sheriff down in phoenix
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208
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Kohl Is A Mome wrote:Jez2983 wrote:So he insinuated he was better than Ewing as he had more rings, and mentioned that it was funny that people thought Kareem was better than him? Nice.
But yes, as DB said, the take-home bullet-point of this rap was that he was interested in the results of some Kobe-tongue, Shaq-ass interaction. Very interested.
Well first off, of course hes better than Ewing. Id be surprised if you find any non knicks homer that would say he isnt.
The inference isnt tounge related at all, apparently youve missed out on the long used phrase "Kiss my ass", which is obviously what that is referencing sorry to burst your strange Kobe-Shaq erotic dream bubble
Another thing, apparently Shaqs badges are being taken away by the Sheriff down in phoenix
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208
You never know. Shaq could want Kobe to French his ass.
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Maybe so Twiry but i doubt it.
Im betting that you just wanted to talk about it though.
Im betting that you just wanted to talk about it though.
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Pretty weak freestyle if you ask me. I'm all for making fun of Kobe, but come on that was just stupid. "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste", is just straight up gay.
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Shaq always gets away with stuff like this, and reporters and pundits explain it with the rationale "it's because he is funny." The only problem with that, is that Shaq has never made me laugh. Not even once. He is the all time classic example of the big dumb lineman on the football team that makes dumb jokes, and everyone pretends to laugh (because the guy is a mamoth), but no one really thought it was funny or likes the guy.
Is there anyone out there that really thinks Shaq is funny?
Is there anyone out there that really thinks Shaq is funny?
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