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I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:46 am
by Tirion
Adelman, you need to be with your wife and family. Take the rest of the season off. Don't even think about basketball.

Love, Bud, Lee, take all the time you need, don't rush back. BTW, Kevin, that Kahn guy you don't like? We fired him.

AK, Barea, your backs are hurting? Dante, Alexey, anything bothering you? You need to get that looked at ASAP. Maybe some rest and rehab, about a month or two.

PEK, you need to think long-term here. Don't play hurt. In fact don't play at all, we have a nice contract here for you, anyway.

Rubio, how about some more rehab? Let's limit your minutes.

Stiemsma, Amudsen? You're playing 30+ minutes a night from now on. Luke, try to make D-Will look good.

Terry, I think you need to take one for the team. It will look bad on your coaching record, but you'll be the first on the line when Rick retires. Maybe.

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Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:51 am
by Klomp
So we should play with a 4 man team? Luke/Derrick/Lou/Greg? Great idea!

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:54 am
by C.lupus
And still end up with the second pick.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:55 am
by Tirion
Klomp wrote:So we should play with a 4 man team? Luke/Derrick/Lou/Greg? Great idea!


Yes, that's what I meant. Cause that is totally possible.

In case you're not purposefully being a jerk and are this dense for real:

Luke/Gelebale/Derrick/Lou/Greg + scrubs on vet-min contracts.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:59 am
by Klomp
Tirion wrote:Luke/Gelebale/Derrick/Lou/Greg + scrubs on vet-min contracts.

To do that you'd ave to waive guys to make room on the roster for the vet min guys.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:02 am
by Tirion
Klomp wrote:
Tirion wrote:Luke/Gelebale/Derrick/Lou/Greg + scrubs on vet-min contracts.

To do that you'd ave to waive guys to make room on the roster for the vet min guys.


Disabled Player Exception

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:14 am
by Basti
You only get one disabled player exception, IIRC.

Also, the whole idea is dumb to me. With a mindset like this you'll never escape the perpetual cycle of suckitude.

And as it was mentioned, we'd end up with the 2nd pick anyway. Not to mention that we'd screw up said pick, too.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:15 am
by [RCG]
I would like to go on a purposeful tank, not the current "tanking without trying to" approach.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:36 pm
by shrink
Tirion wrote:
Klomp wrote:
Tirion wrote:Luke/Gelebale/Derrick/Lou/Greg + scrubs on vet-min contracts.

To do that you'd ave to waive guys to make room on the roster for the vet min guys.


Disabled Player Exception


Good idea, but the deadline for that was Tuesday, and we didn't apply for any.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:37 pm
by FinnTheHuman
If San Antonio was punished for resting their 3 best players vs Miami, what would Stern do to us for this? : d

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:43 pm
by Foye
FinnTheHuman wrote:If San Antonio was punished for resting their 3 best players vs Miami, what would Stern do to us for this? : d

Wouldn't be any different to what we are currently going through would it`?

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:56 pm
by theGreatRC
If the draft is truly rigged, Stern should give us the #1 pick for this season .

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:00 pm
by Klomp
theGreatRC wrote:If the draft is truly rigged, Stern should give us the #1 pick for this season .

I believe it already belongs to either Orlando (for losing Dwight) or Sacramento/Seattle (if the move happens)

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:03 pm
by Worm Guts
It's not rigged dummies

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:13 pm
by funkatron101
So basically I long-winded tank and fire Kahn approach....

Exactly what I expected.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:53 pm
by Basti
Worm Guts wrote:It's not rigged dummies


Seriously. The draft is not rigged. There's way too much at stake for the parties involved to risk rigging it these days.

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:01 pm
by shrink
Basti wrote:Seriously. The draft is not rigged. There's way too much at stake for the parties involved to risk rigging it these days.


Isn't there just as much at stake by making sure that the top picks go to the teams where they will generate the most money for the NBA longterm?

I doubt it's rigged, but do any of us believe Stern is above doing that?

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:03 pm
by Klomp
I agree it's not rigged, just playing along with everyone's fantasies

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:07 pm
by shrink
Let me add one more thing.

If the draft is random, it certainly has shown a lot of luck to have fallen in the favor of the NBA for the last five years. I predicted NOH would "win" the lottery this year, but here's some reasoning for the last five:

2008 Derrick Rose, CHI: third biggest market -- hometown guy
2009 Blake Griffin, LAC: 2nd biggest market
2010 John Wall, WAS: (I don't remember the specifics)
2011 Kyrie Irving, CLE: Payoff CLE owner just after they lose LeBron
2012 Anthony Davis NOH: Make NBA-owned Hornets attractive to new buyer without Chris Paul

Re: I have an Idea

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:15 pm
by Klomp
shrink wrote:2010 John Wall, WAS: (I don't remember the specifics)

After the Gilbert Arenas incident