Conspiracy Theory! Could wolves pull this off?

[Otis]

Date: May 2014
Location: Glenn Taylor's Office

Kevin Love: Glenn, you and Flip have got to find a way to get some talent around me!

Flip: I have an idea but it will take cracker jack timing and a little help from the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Glenn: Do I have to sign Joe Smith again?

Kevin: Give me the low down Flip, and Glenn, try to stay quiet!

Glenn: Sorry Kevin, say when did you change your number and become white?

Flip: Wrong Kevin, Glenn. Kevin you come out saying you want out of MN and you want to play for a winner. LeBron is going to sign with Cleveland and I think we can trade you for the Wiggins, Bennett and a draft pick cause Cleveland will try to win it all. Don't sign an extension and opt out of your deal after you win the East and get throttled in the Championship. Then come back here and sign with us!

Kevin: I don't know is that legal?

Glenn: Hell i'll sign ya right now Kevin! I've got a contract right here.

Flip and Kevin: Shut up Glenn!

Flip: That's right Kevin you can opt out and come back to Minny and play with three top draft picks not drafted by David Kahn!

Glenn: That guy is amazing!

Kevin: Sure he is Glenn! So I can come back to a team that has better players than Brewer and Hummell.

Flip: Yeah, that's the idea. Except we will only be able to sign you to a four year contract.

Kevin: Forget it! I'm out of here.

Flip: Just kidding Kevin.

Kevin: Alright let's do this! Cleveland is used to getting screwed.

[ace625214]

I think I proposed this was the case in the Kevin Love thread 3.0 or somewhere around there. It would be pretty awesome if it were true. Think about the fallout that would happen.

[Devilzsidewalk]

i remember otis

anyways, I think it went more like this:

Kevin's Agent on the phone: bro's, I hate to break it like this, but K-Love be wants'n a trizade

Glenn: I knew it would come to this. I'll get Golden State on the line and see if they'll offer David Lee and Barnes; afterall, we have no leverage.

Flip: ugh, Glenn, can you just...

Glenn: beddy bye time for Glenny?

Flip: beddy bye time for Glenny.

{Flip walks Glen up to his room. On the way, he notices Glen's bottom lip protruding in pouting fashion and hears Glen mumbling to himself: "I don't like you Kevin...you're not my friend anymore and you can't come to my birthday party..." Once Glen is tucked safely in for beddy bye time, Flip reads Glen his favorite Hardy Boys story Glen falls fast asleep and dreams about being a choo choo train engineer. Flip returns to the scouting room. He pours himself 2 fingers of Bulleit and watches scouting videos of potential trade candidates that he had specially transferred to VHS tapes for some reason.}

The hole in the story is why Glen Taylor's room is at the Target Center, but let's say it is.

[Esohny]

Still probably pretty accurate, especially the part where Flip insists on watching scouting video on VHS.

[Calinks]

Love will re-sign with a paycut and we will have the funds to go after Durant. We will out LeBron LeBron and create a dynasty.

[Krapinsky]

If the NBA was the WWE

[YaleS]

Nah Love will talk to James and he`ll come here too, its pretty obvios