he secured a long term contract with Candace Parker via 3rd round TKU (technically, knocked up)
Not that Candace Parker is the apex of human civilization or anything, but if you're on People Magazines 100 most beautiful, the you must be doing something right
way out of Sheldon's range, his range is more of the Star Jones area, so very astute of him to make sure he got that salmon hooked
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this reminds me of that one sketch by Dave Chappelle where he said he's the father of Oprah's child...
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Am I the only one who thinks Parker is nothing more than average? I think shes ranked by her looks only because the majority of female basketball players are...how do you...homley? Now I will say, you could park a car on Shelden Williams forehead...he's not pretty, so I guess this is a score for him.
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digitaldropoff wrote:Am I the only one who thinks Parker is nothing more than average? I think shes ranked by her looks only because the majority of female basketball players are...how do you...homley? Now I will say, you could park a car on Shelden Williams forehead...he's not pretty, so I guess this is a score for him.
You are correct. She's just decent by most standards, but gorgeous by WNBA standards.
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I don't think she's HOT. I do think she is very cute.
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Calinks3 wrote:I don't think she's HOT. I do think she is very cute.
yeah but keep in mind she's 6'4''... not sure if this still means she's cute
but her face is cute
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casey wrote:digitaldropoff wrote:Am I the only one who thinks Parker is nothing more than average? I think shes ranked by her looks only because the majority of female basketball players are...how do you...homley? Now I will say, you could park a car on Shelden Williams forehead...he's not pretty, so I guess this is a score for him.
You are correct. She's just decent by most standards, but gorgeous by WNBA standards.
but Shelden Williams is decent by mutated troll standards, gorgeous by blind/deaf/mute standards
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They have been married for a little while now, honeymoon baby sounds normal.
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They "eloped" in November. Candace Parker is pretty attractive. She's not in my top 10, but I'd defintiely hold her hand. Well, I'm 5'10", so more like I'd hold her knee cap, but either way I'd have a dirty little smile on my face.
Sheldon definitely out kicked his coverage, though. Apparently they have lock and key tattoos that go together, so sweet I wanna vomit. Oh and she has a tramp stamp on her back. Apparently Sheldon went for a different target, though.
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Sheldon definitely out kicked his coverage, though. Apparently they have lock and key tattoos that go together, so sweet I wanna vomit. Oh and she has a tramp stamp on her back. Apparently Sheldon went for a different target, though.
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Lucky bastard
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