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Where is Amare at? 

Post#1 » by Hijinks » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:19 pm

Haven't heard updates on his recovery for some days now and he doesn't seem to be with the squad. Shump is always sitting on the bench with the team though. Is Amare getting treatment in Phoenix or something? What's the word on Amare?
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#2 » by Tron Carter » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:25 pm

He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.
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Post#3 » by Knicks_Fan2 » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:26 pm

HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Where did you hear he cant sit for extended periods of times.
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#4 » by Hijinks » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:31 pm

HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Wow, that's everything and more than i wanted out of this thread! Thanks for the insight! :bowdown: :clap:
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Post#5 » by rrosario35 » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:47 pm

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HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Wow, that's everything and more than i wanted out of this thread! Thanks for the insight! :bowdown: :clap:


Can you tell us what he's doing right now?
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Post#6 » by gethigh » Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:41 am

rrosario35 wrote:Can you tell us what he's doing right now?


He's drinking a YooHoo watching football.
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#7 » by FrozenInfernoZX » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:19 am

gethigh wrote:
rrosario35 wrote:Can you tell us what he's doing right now?


He's drinking a YooHoo watching football.


Now, he's taking a shower.
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#8 » by Sundov » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:36 am

FrozenInfernoZX wrote:
gethigh wrote:
Now, he's taking a shower.


He is now picking off the lint off his invisible yamaka after its weekly wash.
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#9 » by jstudabaka » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:46 am

He just got off the plane and had time to think about sh*t
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#10 » by god shammgod » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:47 am

rrosario35 wrote:
knicksfan87 wrote:
HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Wow, that's everything and more than i wanted out of this thread! Thanks for the insight! :bowdown: :clap:


Can you tell us what he's doing right now?


he's perusing his large collection of scarves
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#11 » by god shammgod » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:48 am

he's looking at himself in the mirror and thinking "phenomenal".


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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#12 » by Rasho Brezec » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:48 am

Who is this Amare you speak of?
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Post#13 » by Thugger HBC » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:49 am

Don't get me started.
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Post#14 » by god shammgod » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:50 am

c'mon you guys can think of something funny. it's like when chris bosh cried.
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#15 » by SonOfMars » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:50 am

Now he's purchasing a thesaurus so he can find synonyms of the word "phenomenal"

Unfortunately, was displeased with the options, and has returned the thesaurus
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Post#16 » by god shammgod » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:53 am

he's currently perfecting his recipe for apple/sage stuffing while wearing a leather vest.
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Post#17 » by Rasho Brezec » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:56 am

He's writting a review of the new Mumford & Sons album for the NME.
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Post#18 » by Thugger HBC » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:00 am

Amare is practicing his postmoves in the mirror while getting dressed, while listening to this song....

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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#19 » by SonOfMars » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:02 am

He's now on the phone with Baren Davids planning a Bar Mitzvah
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Re: Where is Amare at? 

Post#20 » by j4remi » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:08 am

Amare just finished conversing with Gandalf from Lord of the Rings...."You shall not PASS"
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