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OT: Beastiality is legal in US Military! WHAT? 

Post#1 » by HEZI » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:40 pm

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/senate- ... s-military

“It’s all about using the military to advance this administration’s radical social agenda,” Perkins told CNSNews.com. “Not only did they overturn Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, but they had another problem, and that is, under military law sodomy is illegal, just as adultery is illegal, so they had to remove that prohibition against sodomy.”

Perkins said removing the bestiality provision may have been intentional--or just “collateral damage”

“Well, whether it was inadvertent or not, they have also taken out the provision against bestiality,” he said. “So now, under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), there’s nothing there to prosecute bestiality."


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Re: OT: Beastiality is legal in US Military! WHAT? 

Post#2 » by HEZI » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:50 pm

Just learned that beastiality is actually legal in some states, like Alabama.

Wow
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Post#3 » by BBALLER4FR » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:13 pm

Well f*ck me in the @ss. I didn't know that.
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Post#4 » by AmazingJason » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:15 pm

Is it just me or does this forum have an unhealthy fascination with bestiality?
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Post#5 » by BBALLER4FR » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:22 pm

AmazingJason wrote:Is it just me or does this forum have an unhealthy fascination with bestiality?


Yes. And you may not realize this but your sig is probably the reason. All those young, healthy, vibrant canines...just running, and playing...it makes some people go kinda crazy. You're part of the problem! Stop posting!
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Awful 2 for 1 3PT attempt when we are up 2
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We got sucked into the Randle vortex where all good feelings go to die.

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Post#6 » by emo » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:23 pm

BBALLER4FR wrote:
AmazingJason wrote:Is it just me or does this forum have an unhealthy fascination with bestiality?


Yes. And you may not realize this but your sig is probably the reason. All those young, healthy, vibrant canines...just running, and playing...it makes some people go kinda crazy. You're part of the problem! Stop posting!



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Post#7 » by IMAN5 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:29 pm

LOL that dogs running sig is icnonic around here though.
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Post#8 » by BBALLER4FR » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:39 pm

IMAN5 wrote:LOL that dogs running sig is icnonic around here though.


It's the devil's pie. Get rid of it and there will be no more talk of beastiality. The temptation is too great for some.
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Post#9 » by 2Mas » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:45 pm

:lol: Stuff like this is exactly why I lurk on NYK board.

You guys are too damn funny.
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Post#10 » by Dr. Detfink » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:49 pm

There is absolutely nothing appealing about the South, especially Alabama. To paraphrase Luis Goussett JR in An Officer and a Gentlemen, "Only two things come out of Alabama, steers and queers!"

As for beastiality, you better find a nice sheep because any woman in he he military who isn't gay, looking to sue the crap out of the military any chance they get for sexual harassment. Sometimes it is justified but I am sure I believe 1 out of ever 3 females are sexually harassed in the military.
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Post#11 » by TheBigBoss » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:10 pm

SMAC-K wrote:Just learned that beastiality is actually legal in some states, like Alabama.

Wow


For some reason, beastiality and Alabama are two words that just make total sense together.
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Post#12 » by AmazingJason » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:32 pm

TheBigBoss wrote:
SMAC-K wrote:Just learned that beastiality is actually legal in some states, like Alabama.

Wow


For some reason, beastiality and Alabama are two words that just make total sense together.


Let's be honest.

Would anyone be shocked if Sir Charles Barkley were into animals?
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Post#13 » by ITGM » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:33 pm

Beastiality is legal in US Military! WHAT?


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Post#14 » by rwb0376 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:35 pm

Have you seen some of the people in the army? Animals may be preferable to them.
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Post#15 » by thebuzzardman » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:38 pm

Does the animal have to be of consenting age?

It could be complicated, as hamster years are different from dog years which are different from goat years which are similar but not the same as sheep years and llama years just make it that much more complicated.

I think the military will produce a chart so there will be no confusion.
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Post#16 » by thebuzzardman » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:41 pm

Am I the only one who found the phrase "collateral damage" as a euphimism for cornholing a sheep amusing?

I can just see two military rednecks discussing plans for Friday night:

"I'm going to perpetrate some collateral damage on a goats ass tonight"
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Post#17 » by NBA Fan 1234 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:11 pm

Dr. Detfink wrote:There is absolutely nothing appealing about the South, especially Alabama. To paraphrase Luis Goussett JR in An Officer and a Gentlemen, "Only two things come out of Alabama, steers and queers!"

As for beastiality, you better find a nice sheep because any woman in he he military who isn't gay, looking to sue the crap out of the military any chance they get for sexual harassment. Sometimes it is justified but I am sure I believe 1 out of ever 3 females are sexually harassed in the military.

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Post#18 » by Fat Kat » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:12 pm

TheBigBoss wrote:
SMAC-K wrote:Just learned that beastiality is actually legal in some states, like Alabama.

Wow


For some reason, beastiality and Alabama are two words that just make total sense together.


But the animals cannot be the same sex. They'd frown upon that beneath the Bible Belt.
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Post#19 » by BBALLER4FR » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:50 pm

TheBigBoss wrote:
SMAC-K wrote:Just learned that beastiality is actually legal in some states, like Alabama.

Wow


For some reason, beastiality and Alabama are two words that just make total sense together.


Like peanut butter and jelly.

Beasti-Alabama :lol:
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Post#20 » by knicksRback » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:56 pm

BBALLER4FR wrote:
AmazingJason wrote:Is it just me or does this forum have an unhealthy fascination with bestiality?


Yes. And you may not realize this but your sig is probably the reason. All those young, healthy, vibrant canines...just running, and playing...it makes some people go kinda crazy. You're part of the problem! Stop posting!


lmfao!! :lol:

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