Clyde-isms for JR?

HarthorneWingo · Post #1 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:12 pm

Need help here. I came up with a couple, though.

"Coking and stroking"

"Snorting and contorting"

"Spliffing and sniffing"

nykballa2k4 · Post #2 » by **nykballa2k4** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:19 pm

HarthorneWingo wrote:Need help here. I came up with a couple, though.

"Coking and stroking"

"Snorting and contorting"

"Spliffing and sniffing"

"tokin and pokin"
"resounding poon-hounding"
"hangin and bangin"
"smashin and crashin"
"pounding and astounding"

"JR smith, Drinking, not thinking"
"High, Oh-My"
"stoned and bemoaned"

HarthorneWingo · Post #3 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:23 pm

nykballa2k4 wrote:
HarthorneWingo wrote:Need help here. I came up with a couple, though.

"Coking and stroking"

"Snorting and contorting"

"Spliffing and sniffing"

"tokin and pokin"
"resounding poon-hounding"
"hangin and bangin"
"smashin and crashin"
"pounding and astounding"

"JR smith, Drinking, not thinking"
"High, Oh-My"
"stoned and bemoaned"

Balla, you're either very talented or you've been thinking about this. In either case, you're hired!

thebuzzardman · Post #4 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:23 pm

HarthorneWingo wrote:Need help here. I came up with a couple, though.

"Coking and stroking"

"Snorting and contorting"

"Spliffing and sniffing"

Hmm

Huffing and Stuffing

Toking and Joking

JR's been taking too many forays to Columbia

Drinking but not thinking

lining and wining

thebuzzardman · Post #5 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:25 pm

Flaking and Baking

thebuzzardman · Post #6 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:28 pm

JR has a pep in his step because he did some lines that were fine

Ok, I could do this all day. I'll give others a chance.

DaGawd · Post #7 » by **DaGawd** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:29 pm

rolling and toking
smoking and choking
boozing and snoozing
scavenging and sampling

nykballa2k4 · Post #8 » by **nykballa2k4** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:45 pm

HarthorneWingo wrote:
nykballa2k4 wrote:
HarthorneWingo wrote:Need help here. I came up with a couple, though.

"Coking and stroking"

"Snorting and contorting"

"Spliffing and sniffing"

"tokin and pokin"
"resounding poon-hounding"
"hangin and bangin"
"smashin and crashin"
"pounding and astounding"

"JR smith, Drinking, not thinking"
"High, Oh-My"
"stoned and bemoaned"

Balla, you're either very talented or you've been thinking about this. In either case, you're hired!

thebuzzardman · Post #9 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:49 pm

Sorry for taking your drinking but not thinking

three2theD · Post #10 » by **three2theD** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:50 pm

Drinking and not thinking :rofl:

Ignitowsky · Post #11 » by **Ignitowsky** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:10 pm

chucking and sucking works for me.

runnyc · Post #12 » by **runnyc** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:18 pm

Piping and sniping
Wearing the number 8, a sideways metaphor for his prowess of doing an infinite amount of stupid things
the Matador D
the consummate unprofessional
Drilling and filling
Baking and snaking
The court is 94 feet long, but not long enough to contain Earl's idiocy.

NYKinMIA · Post #13 » by **NYKinMIA** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:35 pm

Perhaps, "Starting, and not departing."

Bunch of bitches.

the91ser · Post #14 » by **the91ser** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:52 pm

shrewd clever spliffed

GYK · Post #15 » by **GYK** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:48 am

amazing enough but fcking up

MaseInYourFace · Post #16 » by **MaseInYourFace** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:30 am

Piffing and whiffing

Smoking and choking

Snorting and Sportin

3eePointGoal · Post #17 » by **3eePointGoal** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:52 am

The neo-kite...
No play for Mr J,
Houndin and coke poundin,
He who has many names,
Cayakaaa, it's cokeziwa...

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Post #18 » by **kane2021** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:00 am

Smith normally Predictable and despicable. But tonight a ok with the j.

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HarthorneWingo · Post #19 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:32 am

MaseInYourFace wrote:Piffing and whiffing

Smoking and choking

Snorting and Sportin

What's "piffing"?

HixNixKnicksTix · Post #20 » by **HixNixKnicksTix** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:35 am

coking and choking

snorting and resorting... for step back jumpers

playing and yayo'ing with the defense. (that can kinda be a nice one)

clubbing and flubbing