BKlutch wrote:thebuzzardman wrote:BKlutch wrote:Ehr ma Gerd, your wife is BLACK? Quick, build a wall down the middle of the bed. Make her pay to build it, of course.
Well, I have to say, I thought I was pretty tolerant, but the Trump supporters here have convinced me of the error of my ways. I don't think a wall is necessary for the wife, but I am locking up all the valuables from now on, as she clearly can't be trusted. I also remove any flammables from the house whenever we watch the news, because I don't want her to catch any rioting fever and firebomb me and sh*t. However, regarding the wall, I now insist that the nice Latino ladies who come clean the house every two weeks do so ensconced in a movable barrier. I don't think they mind, because they have given me a new nickname. Does anyone know what Bendejo means? I think it's a term of affection because they say it all the time now. I mean, it must be, because I'm not charging them for their personal walls.
This is wonderful - you're finally getting with the program. Expect a personally signed thank you from Ann Coulter in the mail shortly. Also, a chance to win a free prize of one can of lysol, to help clean up the germs left by any rapists or drug dealers you may have let into your house. You are now and A#1 American. BTW, could I interest you in a semiautomatic weapon, cheap? I can get you a great deal on the Breitbart site.
Hey, thanks! I don't know where my head was at all these years. There's no telling what sort of negroes were in my house. On a side note, I've let my wife know she can stay on as a house slave, and we can live it up all Tom Jefferson Sally Hemmings style.
Already have my assault rifle coming from GunsRUs though, thanks.