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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#21 » by Deeeez Knicks » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:43 pm

doctor fite wrote:BTW; not to be a total douche myself but my job before this job... the job that helped me get this job? is that for almost 3 years i used to get paid $19 am hour to go to bars and clubs and spend a quarter of a million dollar a year expense account with 4 other guys where we would buy drinks for people and drink with them an d tip our servers 25% on the company tab (and yes the tip was part if the quarter million dollar budget.. not trying to make it sound any more ridiculous than it actually was) but now i work for a rival product and make more money, although my expense budget is WAAAAAYYY lower. my expense account went from $5,000 a week split 5 ways to $150 a week but all mine. but my salary went way up and all my bartenders remember me and love me.


Yeah, that sounds like my avg weekend except i dont get paid for it. That's pretty much why I work anyway...just to be able to go out to places and buy some booze, meet some ladies. That is pretty cool that you are doing that as a job. More power to you. I can't complain too much since I spend 85% of my working day surfing the web and get paid decently.

No prob about the pictures...I've been shot down by plenty of smoking hot chicks at bars to get a rough idea of what you are talking about.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#22 » by krustytheclown » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:56 pm

she looks like a busted up anne hathaway
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#23 » by Starks1994 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:02 pm

sonny wrote:
Starks1994 wrote:Here's what you do...

I'll take her off your hands bro. Arrange for her to meet me in my Bronx apartment after midnight.

I have some work for her


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oh ****... she looks like Ryan the Temp for "The Office" anyone watch that show?
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#24 » by doctor fite » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:22 pm

Starks1994 - TOTALLY... hahaha... yes i love that show. that and "it's always sunny in philadelphia are the best non animated comedy shows still on tv and making new episodes.

marbury2curry - also a very good comparison.

King of Canada - how do we know this ISNT bill bradleys girl? in fact, how do we know bill bradley is not in fact verne troyer?

Brad Lohaus - i feel yah brother. imagine living in hollywood... scoring with super hot chick here without mucho dinero or being uber good looking (i make medium bucks and im a decent looking guy but im no model type) is even harder than in NY. i know ive lived in both cities before.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#25 » by holdupstop23 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:39 pm

Starks1994 wrote:Here's what you do...

I'll take her off your hands bro. Arrange for her to meet me in my Bronx apartment after midnight.

I have some work for her


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oh ****... she looks like Ryan the Temp for "The Office" anyone watch that show?[/quote]
LMFAO. **** son... She looks EXACTLY like him.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#26 » by Starks1994 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:41 pm

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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#27 » by doctor fite » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:15 pm

i dont usually bump my own threads or cry that people dont contribute... but wtf is wrong with you people? this thread isnt entertaining for you?
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#28 » by Bill Bradley » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:26 pm

doctor fite wrote:i dont usually bump my own threads or cry that people dont contribute

Liar! :D
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#29 » by doctor fite » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:33 pm

Bill Bradley wrote:
doctor fite wrote:i dont usually bump my own threads or cry that people dont contribute

Liar! :D


all this material and THAT'S your sole contribution?

im disappointed in yah DOUBLE B ;)
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#30 » by Bill Bradley » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:43 pm

doctor fite wrote:
Bill Bradley wrote:
doctor fite wrote:i dont usually bump my own threads or cry that people dont contribute

Liar! :D


all this material and THAT'S your sole contribution?

im disappointed in yah DOUBLE B ;)


What else is there to say? I actually think that she's not so bad.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#31 » by -steez- » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:11 am

Bill, your schtooping knows no bounds.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#32 » by Bill Bradley » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:31 am

LOL

Seriously though, Fite, you should hire her. She has celebrity cache and she obviously needs the money so help her out.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#33 » by Tahirou Sani » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:33 am

Why all the wondering?

Dude you have the easiest cop out, you can tell your hot girl you won't hire the ugly girl because of her sex tape fame is not suitable for the job since she'll be representing the customers.

Forget about the looks, sore subject, it would be bad for business and surely she'd understand. It would be bad for business if you hired a girl that would be a distraction from the goal, you'd loose clients etc etc.

Just don't mention anything about the looks and if she asks just say she's suitable but etc etc.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#34 » by Deeeez Knicks » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:53 pm

I still don’t know why she would be bad for business though. Personally, I would want to go to clubs where there’s chicks that’s banging midgets and making sex tapes. That’s my kind of chick. She should be your headliner if you ask me.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#35 » by doctor fite » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:46 pm

Tahirou Sani- appreciate the input. I already have my polite "you're not good looking enough" phrase. I use "It's just not the look that we are looking for at this time."

brad lohaus- good stuff. when you get my job you hire all the midget banging porn chicks you want. i'm gonna keep hiring bonafide LA 8's and 9's (i dont hire LA 10's)

-steez- -was thinking the same thing.

Bill Bradley- i have plenty of girls with minor celeb cache that work for me. i have some girls that do Deal or No Deal. I have girl who won a season of Beauty and The Geek. I have a girl that featured on General Hospital. And god know I probably have some girls that have done some adult work but its private enough to where I havent heard about it yet. which is all i ask. but i'm just not throwing an average at best "Ryan the Temp" looking chick out there who is currently know for having a sex tape with Mini Me. it's awful. I represent a HUGE brand; hence so do the girls I hire. And it's not a good look for them. And seriously I was expecting something faaaaaaaarrrr more entertaining from the famous DOUBLE B in this thread. Methinks you're losing your touch, sir.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#36 » by TwelvePac » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:25 pm

Bill Bradley wrote:What else is there to say? I actually think that she's not so bad.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Doc,

I kind of see your dilemma. Your super hot chic friend might have an ego thing and might expect to have a little pull. You need to find a good spin. IMO you are right not to hire her as she is not worth the risk (and looks like a cheap porno slut).
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#37 » by doctor fite » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:33 pm

thanks mafu, i think my current worker/friend already understands. we spoke about it over the phone.

its just an unusual deal and i thought it was entertaining/worthy enough of an OT topic here.

personally i enjoy topics like this the most on here because we as posters learn more about one another.

whether its bill bradley dating an ugly girl, or jose 7 leaving his "back door" open, spandau's latest paris/brittany love, or guessing at KroKnNy's new identity as he lurks around the board posting every .5 seconds.

that's what makes this board one that i return to and contribute on... well that and our shared love of this absolutely disgraceful franchise.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#38 » by VinnyTheMick » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:36 pm

doctor fite wrote:
Brad Lohaus wrote:Damn, your job is awesome. I am sitting in my little cubicle in a building full on married middle aged dudes thinking where did things go wrong.



brad,

if there weren't so many total douche sandwiches i'd post some photos that would drop your jaw (just hot girls.. i dont hire naked chicks)

but last time i posted any pics from my photobucket on here a bunch of A-clowns followed a the link to my account and posted other stuff including pics of me a close gf with leukemia. so i dont make that mistake anymore.

but yes my job doesnt suck, but dont get it twisted... its a real job with real stress... i know hard to believe.

want to be even more jealous? i do like 85% of my work from my home and like the rest at bars and clubs and like 1% of the time i need to go to office and do meetings and ish.



If I come to LA can you get me a job like yours? Hook it up, Doc.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#39 » by doctor fite » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:46 pm

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If I come to LA can you get me a job like yours? Hook it up, Doc.


FINALLY the mick is heard from? hahhahaha... how did you manage to keep out of this thread for so long my friend?

IF you come to LA? huh? I have tried to help many people work in my industry. I even created a free website dedicated to helping people find jobs in my industry and it used to be in my avatar. www.marketinggigs.com I have gotten other people into it before (mostly girls who used to work for me) i wont lie, it's harder for guys than girls. For a dude it's easier to get in on the client side as a sales guy for a liquor or beer. actually i'm looking to transition into client side now. i just shot a resume over to another beer company that i noticed was hiring an account manager here in hollywood... we'll see.

I also interviewed over a rather large high end imported spring water for a job that was almost double my current salary. I really wanted that gig but didnt get it. I have developed contacts over the last 4 years in this industry with various energy drinks, liquors and water companies. no to mention bars and night clubs.

so even my job doesnt keep me satisfied. 40-60k a year in Hollywood isnt exactly keeping me rolling in super model sex...

dude you come out to LA, I'll take you around for drinks.
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Re: OT; chick from mini me sex tape wants a job 

Post#40 » by doctor fite » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:49 pm

Vinny arent you in DC area? theres at least one new DC job on the front page of my site right now. i dont know if its in liquor but its a step in the industry if you check it out mang.

www.marketinggigs.com

and if anyone is into buying pepper spray or stun guns?

www.lasafetyproducts.com

keep your gf or little sister headed to college from getting the old date rape... aka non consensual sausage insertion.... in colorado they call it "the kobe"
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