I met Allan Houston today

truth serum · Post #21 » by **truth serum** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 3:29 am

^Did you hear him also say that he was going to try another comeback this year? This isn't a joke this time. I read it on the Knicks Fix today. He apparently announced it at the same camp you're talking about.

truth serum · Post #22 » by **truth serum** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 3:30 am

god shammgod wrote:
At The Mecca wrote:^Whoa, is that Chris Duhon in your avy?

evil e made it for me cause i was trashing him.

I don't think I've ever seen you with a different picture as your avy....so I had to do a double take when I first saw it. Creepy. Looks like something from a Snoop Dogg video.

hustlenflow · Post #23 » by **hustlenflow** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 3:46 am

Albanian Damien wrote:I'm not joking. I swear Allan Houston was at the Knicks camp teaching how to defend a shooter/scorer. I know it's sounds ridiculous. He himself made a remark about how he thought it was ridiculous at first.

This thread is hilarious

Perdido/BR · Post #24 » by **Perdido/BR** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 4:59 pm

Come on... keep it coming.. you guys were on a roll...

god shammgod · Post #25 » by **god shammgod** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 5:19 pm

anthony mason's lecture on "proper hair grooming for the workplace and how to deal with the police" should be interesting to say the least.

truth serum · Post #26 » by **truth serum** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 5:32 pm

This past monday, Renaldo Balkman actually had a touching speech about playing in NY, and how he'd like to spend the rest of his career here. He also touched upon playing in Mike D's offense, and how well he thinks he fits in here now. From his exceptional basketball instincts to his uncanny ability to shoot the ball....he's really confident he'll be able to make an impact this year in such a style of play. I'm absolutely geeked! Hope he can stay healthy.

AAEXPRESS · Post #27 » by **AAEXPRESS** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 5:45 pm

I hear Antonio Davis' wife will be teaching a seminar on Fan etiquitte during a basketball game.

Post #28 » by **mjhp911** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 6:24 pm

god shammgod wrote:anthony mason's lecture on "proper hair grooming for the workplace and how to deal with the police" should be interesting to say the least.

That was about a month after his 'Dating Older Women' seminar...

Daaaarryyl · Post #29 » by **Daaaarryyl** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 6:47 pm

I have the programs for the seminars to be held on the first day of training camp. It goes like this-

Van Gundy will have a seminar on how to develop a top offensive squad, then,

Mason will have one on dealing with the temptation of NYC's nightlife, then,

Layden will have one on rebuilding a team while remaining a top contender, then,

John Wallace will have one on reaching your ultimate potential, then,

Oakley will end it having one on keeping quiet and NEVER speaking your mind.

Post #30 » by **mjhp911** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 6:54 pm

Van Gundy will have a seminar on how to develop a top offensive squad, then,

That's just his AM session... his PM session has him holding a 'Blow-Drying Techniques' seminar at the local Supercuts... Biiigydanz will be there attending...

The next day, he'll have his 'Setting Up Your Honda Civic to Handle Airport Course Rallies' seminar all day...

Doctor_Harvey · Post #31 » by **Doctor_Harvey** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 8:22 pm

I like Alan--great character!

Jakespeare · Post #32 » by **Jakespeare** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 8:53 pm

Isaiah Thomas and Anucha Browne Sanders are going to be hosting a joint lecture on gender relations in the workplace.

Albanian Damien · Post #33 » by **Albanian Damien** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 9:12 pm

A few things
1. I didn't hear Allan say anything bout coming back. But his shot looked terrible unless of course he just chucked it.
2. The 1999 finals was just me trying to poke fun at the Knicks losing and thats all I could think of.

Also today Jerome Williams came by to talk D. Well he didn't actually teach much. He mostly just talked about his career. He made an emphasis on how he loved to guard AI, Kobe, MJ(not joking). He also told everyone how he was able to stop MJ on the last possession to secure a win for his team,again, not joking he said that. He was just a pretty fun guy to be around. Oh yeah he also jammed one for the little campers begging him to.

symbiotic · Post #34 » by **symbiotic** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 9:14 pm

Albanian Damien wrote:I also happened to ask him where he was during the 1999 finals.

uhhhhhhhh.....what the hell?

Where was he during the 1999 finals you inquired him? Maybe he was in either in San Antonio or New York.

Albanian Damien · Post #35 » by **Albanian Damien** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 9:15 pm

Oh yeah and tomorrow a current knicks player and the dance squad is supposed to be there. Now a coach told me how the Camp has been trying to contact Danilo Gallinari so my suspicions are that its him. Also, this is (Please Use More Appropriate Word) they invited Danilo Gallinari and Allan Houston to a defensive camp?

Red Vines · Post #36 » by **Red Vines** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 9:17 pm

Albanian Damien wrote:Oh yeah he also jammed one for the little campers begging him to.

That's cool they were willing to lower the rim to make the campers happy.

OakMan34 · Post #37 » by **OakMan34** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 9:36 pm

Best thread ever. I'm in tears at work.

Zach Randolph and the Art of Passing. Hahahaha. Classic.

Edit - Does anyone know where I can find a copy of Jerome James' "Offseason Workout Methods" Powerpoint presentation for download?

Paeds · Post #38 » by **Paeds** » Wed Aug 6, 2008 10:14 pm

Chris Childs " The Lost art of a uppercut combination"

TwelvePac · Post #39 » by **TwelvePac** » Thu Aug 7, 2008 12:53 am

Pat Riley was schedule for a seminar on "loyalty in todays world"....until he faxed his cancellation.

Smoke24 · Post #40 » by **Smoke24** » Thu Aug 7, 2008 1:37 am

Marcus Camby is to come by and teach "How to Love your fellow man on MLK Day". Van Gundy was going to teach with him, but can't cause he had a headache.