OT: All banged up at work

[knicks742]

Well Im trying to do my part and stimulating the economy as my President has asked me to do.

Well if the economy recovers as slowly as this old man's body, then we're in for a long recession.

I hope you are not talking about me

[StutterStep]

^No... me... 'cause I'm nearly a decade older than you.

[ctorres]

For 500 bucks, I better have gotten laid with a hot ass hooker.

[King Jaffy Jo]

lol 500 is no joke... and ctorres is right. i hope you got some at least.

[Gold Chain]

For 500 bucks, I better have gotten laid with a hot ass hooker.

400 on alcohol + charm and game + 100 for hotel = 500

or

475 on party + 25 on roofie =500 (I keed, I keed. )

or

500 on hooker = 500

[Bill Bradley]

Pretty banged up too over here. Went out with a couple of women from the HR department at work and it was a pretty wild night. Ended up passing out on one of their couches and woke up just early enough to take a shower and come into work to give a talk. I have an inbox full of stuff I need to attend to but I'm on RealGM instead.

[Gold Chain]

Pretty banged up too over here. Went out with a couple of women from the HR department at work and it was a pretty wild night. Ended up passing out on one of their couches and woke up just early enough to take a shower and come into work to give a talk. I have an inbox full of stuff I need to attend to but I'm on RealGM instead.

You are a champ.

[Deeeez Knicks]

Pretty banged up too over here. Went out with a couple of women from the HR department at work and it was a pretty wild night. Ended up passing out on one of their couches and woke up just early enough to take a shower and come into work to give a talk. I have an inbox full of stuff I need to attend to but I'm on RealGM instead.

I knew Bill Bradley wouldnt let me down!

[eviL]

Damn Brad, if you ball like that at the bars I wanna roll.

[Deeeez Knicks]

For 500 bucks, I better have gotten laid with a hot ass hooker.

400 on alcohol + charm and game + 100 for hotel = 500

or

475 on party + 25 on roofie =500 (I keed, I keed. )

or

500 on hooker = 500

haha, next time i should just do that. Here's kinda an estimate:

$40 for concert ticket
$20 for concert t-shirt
$5 for train
$60 cab ride home
$20 misc cabs
$15 cover for strip club
$20 cover for after hours club
$120 in lap dances??
$160 in booze at various bars, concert,

It was a little less then $500 since i have a few bucks in my pocket. And at least i got a shirt out of it. My memory is coming back. The stripper said she was gonna meet me at the club next door after her shift. Not sure exactly how long I stayed, but i just took off eventually. Kinda wish i had stuck around to see what happened, but i forgot what she looked like and didnt think i could pick her out anyway. That spot is shady too. A shootout happened there a few years ago and had to dive behind cars while waiting on line. But guess thats the kinda place you meet a stripper at.

[StutterStep]

This thread is approaching GOLD (club) status!

[StutterStep]

That spot is shady too. A shootout happened there a few years ago and had to dive behind cars while waiting on line. But guess thats the kinda place you meet a stripper at.

I usually meet strippers in my Humanities classes.