OT: New Pics Of Dwight's Snowbunny Baby Mom

[BadMofoPimp]

I bet she went all out trying to earn that kid. Meta-Physically speaking, of course.

[BadMofoPimp]

Dwight sits down at the conference table.

Across from him are his agent and lead accountant. Fegan turns to the Accountant and asks, "what is our projection?"

"Lets see. Houses, overhead, travel, toys, expenses, family, friends etc etc, that is about $10 mil per year.

And, we have child support for how many now, oh yeh, 5. So, at $25k a month a pop, that is $125k per month times 12. Uh, that makes $1.5 mil per year.

Plus, those baby mamma's cost money, clothes and jewelry to keep putting out and keeping their tap shut to the media. So, that is another $1.5 mil per year.

And, you are what now, almost 27 years old. Well, at about a baby every other year, you should have about 10 by the time you are 35 and on the downside of your career. Then, those babys and their mama's will tax you at about $6 mil per year for the next 10 to 18 years.

Lets see. If a baby and baby momma cost about 500k a year for 18 years, that is like $9 mil overall. Times that by 10 kids and that should be about $90 million give or take over 18 years, most of which will be post retirement. "

Fegan pipes in "Ahem"

Accountant glances at Fegan before clearing his throat to mumble something about monetary expenditures for things to do with people who make things happen with Dwights best interests to ensure he is in the right position to do something good for a meager $2 mil per year, but that it is cheaper since we are all friends here.

"It is with my analysis of your current economical outlook will dry you out (figuratively) sometime in your mid 40's."

"Thus," Fegan takes over "now, would be an optimal moment to consider a more economical climate which can provide you with the comfort which you are accustomed to." As Fegan sits back in his chair, the Nets logo on his Polo shirt glimmers," I do have friends with connections to make sure you attain the biggest name on the planet with all the luxuries . . . Have you ever had two women at the same time? Have you met my wife?"

[Zmill]

Dwight sits down at the conference table.

Across from him are his agent and lead accountant. Fegan turns to the Accountant and asks, "what is our projection?"

"Lets see. Houses, overhead, travel, toys, expenses, family, friends etc etc, that is about $10 mil per year.

And, we have child support for how many now, oh yeh, 5. So, at $25k a month a pop, that is $125k per month times 12. Uh, that makes $1.5 mil per year.

Plus, those baby mamma's cost money, clothes and jewelry to keep putting out and keeping their tap shut to the media. So, that is another $1.5 mil per year.

And, you are what now, almost 27 years old. Well, at about a baby every other year, you should have about 10 by the time you are 35 and on the downside of your career. Then, those babys and their mama's will tax you at about $6 mil per year for the next 10 to 18 years.

Lets see. If a baby and baby momma cost about 500k a year for 18 years, that is like $9 mil overall. Times that by 10 kids and that should be about $90 million give or take over 18 years, most of which will be post retirement. "

Fegan pipes in "Ahem"

Accountant glances at Fegan before clearing his throat to mumble something about monetary expenditures for things to do with people who make things happen with Dwights best interests to ensure he is in the right position to do something good for a meager $2 mil per year, but that it is cheaper since we are all friends here.

"It is with my analysis of your current economical outlook will dry you out (figuratively) sometime in your mid 40's."

"Thus," Fegan takes over "now, would be an optimal moment to consider a more economical climate which can provide you with the comfort which you are accustomed to." As Fegan sits back in his chair, the Nets logo on his Polo shirt glimmers," I do have friends with connections to make sure you attain the biggest name on the planet with all the luxuries . . . Have you ever had two women at the same time? Have you met my wife?"

did you forget to take your medicine today

[BadMofoPimp]

Its a satyr, not a comedy . er . Its a comedy, not a satyr. Um. Ok. Something like that. I will come up with something inspiring to contrast this story sometime.

[Happyfoosball]

What's he thinking?

[Skin]

Uhow, she is hot!

bump

[ChildishGambino]

What's he thinking?

maybe that she's a fine ass chick with a fine ass.....vulgarities aside i think he needs to re-evaluate the people in his camp....the people who are supposed to watch over him and make sure he doesn't make mistakes.....he's grown but man for a kid out of high school who suddenly becomes a millionaire it might be hard for him to resist having access to things he never could of dreamed of.....26 years old and he might have more than 2 kids who's mothers seems like the blood sucker type....can't wait to get that child support check so she can go "shopping".....for the kid of course

i mean he had a kid with Royce who's basically a dancer i believe? and that's putting it nicely after i saw her shaking her ass on stage for some kind of booty dance contest.....Now if he had a kid with this chick what is she a video model? IDK man...but the quality doesn't seem all there for me....Now Ludacris got it right imo.....



Body of a Video Model....Brain of a Medical Student...which she is....or was...iirc

[Skin]

What's he thinking?

maybe that she's a fine ass chick with a fine ass.....vulgarities aside i think he needs to re-evaluate the people in his camp....the people who are supposed to watch over him and make sure he doesn't make mistakes.....he's grown but man for a kid out of high school who suddenly becomes a millionaire it might be hard for him to resist having access to things he never could of dreamed of.....26 years old and he might have more than 2 kids who's mothers seems like the blood sucker type....can't wait to get that child support check so she can go "shopping".....for the kid of course

i mean he had a kid with Royce who's basically a dancer i believe? and that's putting it nicely after i saw her shaking her ass on stage for some kind of booty dance contest.....Now if he had a kid with this chick what is she a video model? IDK man...but the quality doesn't seem all there for me....Now Ludacris got it right imo.....



Body of a Video Model....Brain of a Medical Student...which she is....or was...iirc

Face of a 40 year old... lol.

[JF5]

What's he thinking?

maybe that she's a fine ass chick with a fine ass.....vulgarities aside i think he needs to re-evaluate the people in his camp....the people who are supposed to watch over him and make sure he doesn't make mistakes.....he's grown but man for a kid out of high school who suddenly becomes a millionaire it might be hard for him to resist having access to things he never could of dreamed of.....26 years old and he might have more than 2 kids who's mothers seems like the blood sucker type....can't wait to get that child support check so she can go "shopping".....for the kid of course

i mean he had a kid with Royce who's basically a dancer i believe? and that's putting it nicely after i saw her shaking her ass on stage for some kind of booty dance contest.....Now if he had a kid with this chick what is she a video model? IDK man...but the quality doesn't seem all there for me....Now Ludacris got it right imo.....



Body of a Video Model....Brain of a Medical Student...which she is....or was...iirc

Lol, Ludacris getting a stare in the back.

[ivDT]

wow. you guys are still talking about dwight's bathroom model bustdown baby mama?

[Happyfoosball]

What's he thinking?

maybe that she's a fine ass chick with a fine ass.....vulgarities aside i think he needs to re-evaluate the people in his camp....the people who are supposed to watch over him and make sure he doesn't make mistakes.....he's grown but man for a kid out of high school who suddenly becomes a millionaire it might be hard for him to resist having access to things he never could of dreamed of.....26 years old and he might have more than 2 kids who's mothers seems like the blood sucker type....can't wait to get that child support check so she can go "shopping".....for the kid of course

i mean he had a kid with Royce who's basically a dancer i believe? and that's putting it nicely after i saw her shaking her ass on stage for some kind of booty dance contest.....Now if he had a kid with this chick what is she a video model? IDK man...but the quality doesn't seem all there for me....Now Ludacris got it right imo.....



Body of a Video Model....Brain of a Medical Student...which she is....or was...iirc

I have no issue with him banging that girl, I would, I am sure you would, and probably every other guy here. My issue is he should be wrapping it up with conviction. He's gotta protect himself and his own wealth. Also, all these kids growing up without a father, not a good thing....

[Skin]

wow. you guys are still talking about dwight's bathroom model bustdown baby mama?

May this thread never die.

[MoMM]

D12's?

[ChosenSavior]

wow. you guys are still talking about dwight's bathroom model bustdown baby mama?

It's a slow summer.

[chrpri84]

anybody remember the 60 Minutes episode with Dwight Howard before he was drafted..talking about religion and The Lord?