Signs/Chants/ETC for Next week's Laker game

Lewis#7 · Post #21 » by **Lewis#7** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 3:23 pm

TH12 > DH12

BadMofoPimp · Post #22 » by **BadMofoPimp** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 3:25 pm

I like many ideas here. Brokeback Howard, Loyalty, Kobe's Bitch and poster of his Baby Mommas or better yet advertisements doctor'd for Condoms with Howard pimpin them or something.

May I add Crybaby and "Wah Wah Wah".

I just thought of a great idea. Every timeout when the Lakers are trying to go over plays, everyone chant "Kobe's Bitch" so loud the Lakers can hardly hear the coach talk.

Post #23 » by **Def Swami** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 3:41 pm

I like the slow "Loyalty" chant and the Brokeback Howard chant. And "TY-SON CHAND-LER!"

kasedafk_1 · Post #24 » by **kasedafk_1** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 4:42 pm

LoL that Tyson chandler chant will probably make that big pu**y cry. That D-bag has been turned into chandler out here in LA. Kobe's bitch is also nice. Wish I could attend this game.

woosah · Post #25 » by **woosah** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 4:58 pm

"Shaq was better"

Now tell me that won't get to him? :lol:

Right when he gets to the free throw line for the first time, then do that one, and alternate with "Tyson Chandler".

I just hope our team can keep straight faces because you know they will want to laugh.

Neato · Post #26 » by **Neato** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 5:09 pm

a lot of these are great. in prior threads like this, i recall seeing more suggestions to remain silent. i'm glad it's not the case here.

londoncollin · Post #27 » by **londoncollin** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 5:35 pm

That whole "stay silent" thing was always dumb as hell.

I'm not sure any arena-wide chants will happen, but as a soccer fan I will be disappointed if a "F*ck Dwight Howard" chant doesn't happen at least once.

Driguez · Post #28 » by **Driguez** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 5:42 pm

I wish I could attend this game. I can only hope Magic fans BRING IT as we all know wtf happens every time we have a big name team come here (LA, NY, etc) We HAVE to eclipse the "Lakers fans" cheers and chants.

clevermelvin · Post #29 » by **clevermelvin** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 5:42 pm

Chant MVP everytime Kobe touches the ball

Driguez · Post #30 » by **Driguez** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 5:46 pm

clevermelvin wrote:Chant MVP everytime Kobe touches the ball

Dude..... No.

Magic#1 · Post #31 » by **Magic#1** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 6:01 pm

Who has seen Major League II
Sign: "Coward's Have No Marbles" with a pic of this guy doing the "marbles dance":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epAkymGtKKE

KingRobb02 · Post #32 » by **KingRobb02** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 6:23 pm

Why not just go silent? Nothing would hurt Dwight's ego more than totally ignoring him.

Neato · Post #33 » by **Neato** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 6:42 pm

KingRobb02 wrote:Why not just go silent? Nothing would hurt Dwight's ego more than totally ignoring him.

Who knows if that's true? It doesn't really matter because the implementation would be virtually impossible. First, you would have to shut up most of the magic fans in the arena. If you somehow pull off that miracle, you would then have to shut up the annoying laker fans who are cheering. There will be a lot of supposed laker fans there.

If it brings you personal joy to be silent, I say go for it. It's not a very good or realistic plan collectively.

Post #34 » by **Def Swami** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 6:53 pm

In addition to the D12 hate, I'd like our fans to show the anti-Dwight (Jameer) a lot of love throughout the game.

MitchellUK · Post #35 » by **MitchellUK** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 7:21 pm

Give every kid under the age of 11 a sign saying "Dwight Howard is my Dad".

DaMVP23 · Post #36 » by **DaMVP23** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 7:22 pm

I'm going to the game!! and I'm going to say "Who's Dwight Coward?", Loyalty, and every other trick in the book to get to him.

bigpimpatl · Post #37 » by **bigpimpatl** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 7:34 pm

I think TY-SON CHAND-LER is very effective and clear. Every time he goes to the line, we all remind him of his place in LA.

Leissak · Post #38 » by **Leissak** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 8:04 pm

The silent treatment would be awesome, unfortunately, you know it wont work, since there'll be plenty of fans there who will just boo him regardless.

BadMofoPimp · Post #39 » by **BadMofoPimp** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 8:05 pm

VGOSWAMI wrote:In addition to the D12 hate, I'd like our fans to show the anti-Dwight (Jameer) a lot of love throughout the game.

Showem Loyalty. I like it.

RoBo02 · Post #40 » by **RoBo02** » Wed Mar 6, 2013 8:23 pm

Please no one try and start that Broke back Howard chant! Sure its funny in text form, but if by small chance it actually does start a group chant, it would sound WAY too much like "Bring Back Howard" which is the LAST thing I want Dwight to think we're saying.