Alternate careers for Magic players

tooler · Post #1 » by **tooler** » Fri Aug 8, 2014 7:25 pm

Well, isn't this a slow time of the year? Thought this would make a fun game if anyone wants to join in. Former players work too.

Oladipo - lounge singer
Payton and O'Quinn - co-owners of a line of male hair care products
Fournier - keeper of the swans
Nicholson - PB&J sandwich artist
B. Gordon - criminal

Orlwillbeback · Post #2 » by **Orlwillbeback** » Sat Aug 9, 2014 2:34 am

nicholson- physicist- studied it in school

oladipo- management consultant or lawyer- very smart and, graduated in three years and a workaholic.

dwight howard- homeless because he lost all his money paying child support(which might still happen)

Hedo- pizza parlor owner

Jameer- politician- he's very likable, high character i could see it still happening.

AG- gymnast- he'd just have to be about two feet shorter.

oquinn- small business owner.

Redick- clergy

vucevic- body guard

majortom71 · Post #3 » by **majortom71** » Sat Aug 9, 2014 7:26 am

I know it's the offseason, but come on!

ok fine, I'll play this one...

Oladipo - Medical Doctor
Tobias - Preacher
A. Gordon - Gym instructor
Payton - Drug Dealer
Vucevic - Russian Mob enforcer
Fournier - Translator
Oquinn - Bouncer
Harkless - Unemployed
Andrew Nicholson - Limo Driver

TDJacksonville · Post #4 » by **TDJacksonville** » Sat Aug 9, 2014 12:06 pm

I think dwight howard works as a pornstar.

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NBlue · Post #5 » by **NBlue** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:22 pm

Polish Hammer = Gladiator

shadrock · Post #6 » by **shadrock** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:03 am

O'Quinn = Lumberjack
Nicholson = Postman
Devyn Marble = Wolrd Champion at marbles

Optimus_Steel · Post #7 » by **Optimus_Steel** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:19 pm

JJ Redick: poet, connoisseur of fine wines, male fashionista

KOQ: insurance salesman

Travis Diener: world president