The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis
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The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis
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The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis
Ok sooo i have a theory:
Michael Phelps is really Fran Vazquez. Notice that Fran is not playing with the Spanish national team in the Beijing Olympics. Really convinient that Fran is not there and Phelps is in Beijing competing, hmmmmm. Fran is Phelps's basketball alter ego and thus that explains why he turned down the Magic so he can concentrate on winning gold medals in his real love which is swimming. Its a perfect alibi. He gets a double identity in Spain, dupes Twarzdik and uses the Magic to gain leverage, dupes a clueless Spanish team with a big contract and steals their money to fund his swiming training, plays like he is not really there because he really isnt, he is actually training in the pool. And folks this is why Fran Vazquez still has not shown up to the Orlando Magic.
The evidence is overwhelming, case closed.
"Holy s***, that lil mo fo".
Michael Phelps is really Fran Vazquez. Notice that Fran is not playing with the Spanish national team in the Beijing Olympics. Really convinient that Fran is not there and Phelps is in Beijing competing, hmmmmm. Fran is Phelps's basketball alter ego and thus that explains why he turned down the Magic so he can concentrate on winning gold medals in his real love which is swimming. Its a perfect alibi. He gets a double identity in Spain, dupes Twarzdik and uses the Magic to gain leverage, dupes a clueless Spanish team with a big contract and steals their money to fund his swiming training, plays like he is not really there because he really isnt, he is actually training in the pool. And folks this is why Fran Vazquez still has not shown up to the Orlando Magic.
The evidence is overwhelming, case closed.
"Holy s***, that lil mo fo".
aka: prorl
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That might explain things.
:LOL:
:LOL:
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I knew it.
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Amazing find Prorl!
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LOL!
At least he will bring some winning atitute to our team in a few years when his girlfriend tells him to quit swimming.
At least he will bring some winning atitute to our team in a few years when his girlfriend tells him to quit swimming.
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Nice find!
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Was just thinking that while I watched the replay of the race this morning lol.
They are dead ringers lol.
They are dead ringers lol.
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Haha that was worth a good laugh.
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We should trade the rights to Phelps.
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Hahaha. That is very very good. Man they do look a lot like one another.
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twins? who would of thunk it
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It is crazy how much they look alike
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Wow, surprised I didn't have this come across my head in the past.
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AdamTheGreek wrote:Wow, surprised I didn't have this come across my head in the past.
I'm sure many of us are surprised YOU didn't already do this.....:LOL:
Basketball is driven by three principles:
1) Movement 2) Application of fundamentals 3) Predictability
1) Movement 2) Application of fundamentals 3) Predictability