UFC on FOX 15 (4/18): Machida vs. Rockhold, Jacare vs. Romero

REDDzone · Post #121 » by **REDDzone** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 4:35 pm

Wow, gotta feel for Swanson. He tapped quickly to Edgar because he has had his jaw broken in the past and didn't want to have to go through that again.

Very next fight, Max Holloway breaks his jaw. Sucks.

Post #122 » by **blkout** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:32 am

cowboyronnie wrote:
Wo1verine wrote:
REDDzone wrote:Wow Matt Serra is fat as hell.

Too much booze!

Not even the same species! Holy Lord.

He talks a lot in interviews about bodybuilding. I'm not sure he quite grasps the concept.

REDDzone · Post #123 » by **REDDzone** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:43 am

Hm, speaking of that picture...was Luke Rockhold on cbr's..."list"?

He must have been, seems obvious.

Jasen777 · Post #124 » by **Jasen777** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:53 am

REDDzone wrote:hater:

In related news, Lombard is going with the "a friend gave me a bad pill" defense.

REDDzone · Post #125 » by **REDDzone** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:49 pm

How do you bros handicap Weidman/Rockhold?

REDDzone · Post #126 » by **REDDzone** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:53 pm

Max Holloway will be champion at some point. That said, IDK if he's bout that Mendes life yet. lol.

REDDzone · Post #127 » by **REDDzone** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:26 pm

Jasen777 wrote:In related news, Lombard is going with the "a friend gave me a bad pill" defense.

LOL listening to this interview now. Stammering and stumbling through "a friend of a friend gave me a pill that she said makes her feel better".

Now he is a cheater, a liar, and just a dumb*ss in general. Seriously, who the hell would believe that? Some random chick hands him a pill and it just so happened to be steroids? lol. Its not that you are on steroids as the most muscular human on planet earth prone to roid raging and living in SO Florida home of steroids clinics and are personally sponsored by an "anti-aging' clinic, nah bruh some random chick just gave you a pill that was supposed to make you feel better.

I'm not trying to pile on the guy but seriously, you shouldn't be that stupid even if you do get punched in the head for a living.

REDDzone · Post #128 » by **REDDzone** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:53 pm

^^ With all that said, its a bunch of BS for the NSAC to randomly punish him more than anyone else, especially as a first-time offender. To give him extra suspension time as well as take a higher percentage of his fight purse, ugh. The NSAC is terrible and just flies by the seat of their pants.

cowboyronnie · Post #129 » by **cowboyronnie** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:59 pm

REDDzone wrote:
Jasen777 wrote:In related news, Lombard is going with the "a friend gave me a bad pill" defense.

LOL listening to this interview now. Stammering and stumbling through "a friend of a friend gave me a pill that she said makes her feel better".

Now he is a cheater, a liar, and just a dumb*ss in general. Seriously, who the hell would believe that? Some random chick hands him a pill and it just so happened to be steroids? lol. Its not that you are on steroids as the most muscular human on planet earth prone to roid raging and living in SO Florida home of steroids clinics and are personally sponsored by an "anti-aging' clinic, nah bruh some random chick just gave you a pill that was supposed to make you feel better.

I'm not trying to pile on the guy but seriously, you shouldn't be that stupid even if you do get punched in the head for a living.

Catatonic, starting at his abs in that above picture as I listen. LOL!

Jasen777 · Post #130 » by **Jasen777** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:26 pm

REDDzone wrote:some random chick just gave you a pill that was supposed to make you feel better.

Not some random chick, "Canadian Olympian Julie Malenfant Northrup."

cowboyronnie · Post #131 » by **cowboyronnie** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:27 pm

He threw her right under the bus? And Joe Rogan too, somehow. "Joe Rogan, all these people, they were saying ‘man, that thing has been around forever. That thing doesn't even do anything to you. You won't perform with that thing that much. What's that thing going to do to you?' It's an older thing that's been around forever, the name of that, whatever it is"

cowboyronnie · Post #132 » by **cowboyronnie** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:29 pm

blkout wrote:
cowboyronnie wrote:
Wo1verine wrote:Too much booze!

Not even the same species! Holy Lord.

He talks a lot in interviews about bodybuilding. I'm not sure he quite grasps the concept.

he's also talked about just straight up being on TRT now. might explain the Shrek face.

the most underused personality in MMA, bar none.

cowboyronnie · Post #133 » by **cowboyronnie** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:32 pm

REDDzone wrote:Hm, speaking of that picture...was Luke Rockhold on cbr's..."list"?

He must have been, seems obvious.

I made a point of him being too clean-cut, I like a man to be a little rough-hewn, with some tats and asymmetries and the potential to just hold my face to the mattress & gorrrrilla **** me.

Cammo101 · Post #134 » by **Cammo101** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:23 pm

It's definitely time for a new CBR man crush countdown.

REDDzone · Post #135 » by **REDDzone** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:28 am

UFC STILL has Cub ahead of Holloway in their official rankings. LOL, maybe it IS good they switched to tenure for the reebok deal, because the rankings are a joke.

REDDzone · Post #136 » by **REDDzone** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:40 am

cowboyronnie wrote:
REDDzone wrote:Hm, speaking of that picture...was Luke Rockhold on cbr's..."list"?

He must have been, seems obvious.

I made a point of him being too clean-cut, I like a man to be a little rough-hewn, with some tats and asymmetries and the potential to just hold my face to the mattress & gorrrrilla **** me.

IDK, Rockhold has a little stubble for you. He's pretty manly too, not like a pretty boy or anything.

Post #137 » by **Shaazzam** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:29 pm

**** lol

SDM · Post #138 » by **SDM** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:10 pm

Rockhold's rugged sexiness, I'm afraid, is 100% tied to the fact that he CAN gorilla pound us and there's nothing we can do about it. He looks like he's more likely to do your math homework, even with stubble. I think you're going to be disappointed with him as a fantasy lay.

Post #139 » by **blkout** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:11 am

He's weird looking, definitely doesn't make my list

REDDzone · Post #140 » by **REDDzone** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:45 am

blkout wrote:He's weird looking, definitely doesn't make my list

come on bro