Travis Outlaw - quarantined one week

[Discovery69]

Travis Outlaw ended up with a very bad skin inflection that is highly contagious. He has been quarantined from the Blazer practice facility for the next week.

Blazers believe he contacted this skin inflection on his thigh from doing stretching on the workout facility mats.

This is gross, I could understand if it was a 24 hr. Fitness or LA Fitness, but the Blazers facility?

[Source: 95.5FM, The Game, Brian Wheeler's show, Tue evening]

[mojomarc]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[JD45]

Travis Outlaw ended up with a very bad skin inflection that is highly contagious. He has been quarantined from the Blazer practice facility for the next week.

Blazers believe he contacted this skin inflection on his thigh from doing stretching on the workout facility mats.

This is gross, I could understand if it was a 24 hr. Fitness or LA Fitness, but the Blazers facility?

[Source: 95.5FM, The Game, Brian Wheeler's show, Tue evening]

That is bizarre.

[abuzz]

Is it that MRSA? The scourge of working out in the gym?

[The Sebastian Express]

That's just foul.

[nikolokolus]

Staph infections are a bitch ... I wrestled for 11 years and this would happen at least 2 or 3 times a season with people.

[Butter]

Are you freaking kidding me? First Frye's ankle and now this. Staph infection is not a quick fix. That's some serious freaking stuff. It's probably going to be fine, but still.

Seriously, Paul Allen owns 33% of the free world and they can't buy a .69 cent bottle of bleach to clean the dirty floor mats?

[Twith]

A bunch of wrestlers at my high school got tapeworms one year.

This sounds worse though.

[BlackMamba]

i don't know if to laugh or to cry...

[Surge]

Oh ladies, ladies, back in 'nam 7 men would get gummi worms left and right, one young buck got chow mein, another, General Tsao terrorized his insides.

We wore penguin furcoats and made every woman and child cry.

This world aint for softies, it aint for the weak hearted, but.. dude I think Travis got the clap.

"Ay LAYDEE I seen you know Johnny Wayne, lemme say you who real Outlaw is"
..The first time Travis scored and someone else was involved!..


Meanwhile Martell is probably playing gameboy in the lockerroom waiting outside the bathroom to sexually harass Brandon, Lamarcus takes pokemon ninja adventure volume 196 out of his hands and eats it whole. LAMARRRCUS HUNGRY. Martell would cope with the dilemma with 7 weeks of psychiatrict rehab, Nate would be with cheerleaders, Pritchard would be driving around the city tossing out bags and bags of 2nd round picks, Rudy is at Taco Bell experiencing the greatest mexican fusion of creation to his mouth, Greg is out getting his permit and getting his braces removed, meanwhile Jerryd is just sitting at halfcourt with a ball in his hands deadlocked staring at the hoop unmoved for 2 months straight, hibernating, anticipating all of the Zeus-like ways he's going to sh*t all over the league.

Rip City.

[Fitz303]

Just another day in Blazerland.. This is ridiculous

[Wizenheimer]

Oh ladies, ladies, back in 'nam 7 men would get gummi worms left and right, one young buck got chow mein, another, General Tsao terrorized his insides.

We wore penguin furcoats and made every woman and child cry.

This world aint for softies, it aint for the weak hearted, but.. dude I think Travis got the clap.

"Ay LAYDEE I seen you know Johnny Wayne, lemme say you who real Outlaw is"
..The first time Travis scored and someone else was involved!..


Meanwhile Martell is probably playing gameboy in the lockerroom waiting outside the bathroom to sexually harass Brandon, Lamarcus takes pokemon ninja adventure volume 196 out of his hands and eats it whole. LAMARRRCUS HUNGRY. Martell would cope with the dilemma with 7 weeks of psychiatrict rehab, Nate would be with cheerleaders, Pritchard would be driving around the city tossing out bags and bags of 2nd round picks, Rudy is at Taco Bell experiencing the greatest mexican fusion of creation to his mouth, Greg is out getting his permit and getting his braces removed, meanwhile Jerryd is just sitting at halfcourt with a ball in his hands deadlocked staring at the hoop unmoved for 2 months straight, hibernating, anticipating all of the Zeus-like ways he's going to sh*t all over the league.

Rip City.

speaking of Fusion...that was like some perverse fusion of Hunter S Thompson, Carlos Castenada, and Dr. Seuss

[GOBlazers]

So what does he have? And how long until he can rejoin the team?

[10scott10]

A bunch of wrestlers at my high school got tapeworms one year.

This sounds worse though.

i think you mean ringworm.

unless they were eating raw steak or something

[The Emcee]

Oh ladies, ladies, back in 'nam 7 men would get gummi worms left and right, one young buck got chow mein, another, General Tsao terrorized his insides.

We wore penguin furcoats and made every woman and child cry.

This world aint for softies, it aint for the weak hearted, but.. dude I think Travis got the clap.

"Ay LAYDEE I seen you know Johnny Wayne, lemme say you who real Outlaw is"
..The first time Travis scored and someone else was involved!..


Meanwhile Martell is probably playing gameboy in the lockerroom waiting outside the bathroom to sexually harass Brandon, Lamarcus takes pokemon ninja adventure volume 196 out of his hands and eats it whole. LAMARRRCUS HUNGRY. Martell would cope with the dilemma with 7 weeks of psychiatrict rehab, Nate would be with cheerleaders, Pritchard would be driving around the city tossing out bags and bags of 2nd round picks, Rudy is at Taco Bell experiencing the greatest mexican fusion of creation to his mouth, Greg is out getting his permit and getting his braces removed, meanwhile Jerryd is just sitting at halfcourt with a ball in his hands deadlocked staring at the hoop unmoved for 2 months straight, hibernating, anticipating all of the Zeus-like ways he's going to sh*t all over the league.

Rip City.

Haha WTF is going on here?