A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"
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I think he might be mentally ill, in which case this isn't really funny (I'm basing this on the guy sitting next to him and the blank stare). If he's not, then it's pretty funny.
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zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
First post in the thread. I'm a part of history.
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That Other Guy wrote:
What's up with the guy standing and clapping. Did he miss his own hand on his last clap? lol
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The person eating the popcorn also made me google
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Rasho status? You mean the Rasho that purposely lost games so he could feel how to be mortal? Blasphemy.
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Yoga wrote:YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy
lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?
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Miilkbone wrote:Yoga wrote:YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy
lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?
Well when you put my hand next to two giant melons, they look tiny too
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YogiStewart wrote:Chaos Engine wrote:What was the story with that guy lol.
rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.
later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.
LOL
There was a rumor he broke his nose while motorboating small-handed girl.
"But the thing is, maybe I do want to wake up one morning and say, `Baby, let's go to the Bahamas. Today.' That costs money. So what if I want to do that?
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Yoga wrote:YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy
i remember making this gif. some of my best work. the real object of this gif is the boobies guys
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Haha, saw that in game and made me smile. JV BRAP BRAP BRAP
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tdotrep2 wrote:The person eating the popcorn also made me google
think you meant "giggle", unless a woman stealing her kid's popcorn while he's distracted by a machine gunner is something that makes you google crazy.
i also like the vacant look of the guy in the black shirt. its as if he doesn't understand what just happened or is only there for the in-game ops.
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After the gunman and clap guy, I guess everyone missed the kid simulating cunnalingus.
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zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
How do you find old threads like that? Can you search somehow?
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How one simple hand gesture could unite a fan base.
Thank You Turbo_Zone
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Yoga wrote:YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy
Looks like Jose is motorboating.
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YogiStewart wrote:Chaos Engine wrote:Yoga wrote:
What was the story with that guy lol.
rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.
later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.
This is ***ing amazing man.
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LOL i actually recorded this same clip and was gonna post it here but i forgot about it (the gunman)
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Axl wrote:zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
How do you find old threads like that? Can you search somehow?
Took a bit of digging through google (google: white nosed dude realgm) and had to archive a bit, then found it. As far as I know there's no search function on realgm, but correct me if I am wrong.
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pifff these guys love to post crap like this on here. people are laughing but i believe those were mentally challenged people, lock this thread.
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raptorfan416 wrote:pifff these guys love to post crap like this on here. people are laughing but i believe those were mentally challenged people, lock this thread.
Conclusion: Any person who makes funny faces is mentally challenged