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Post#31 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:10 pm by tdotrep2

Roooofl
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Post#32 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:16 pm by 6Ft Under

YogiStewart wrote:rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.


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Post#33 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:18 pm by sauga_raptor

Hahah I knew realgm would get their hands on that clip. You guys are too funny.
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Post#34 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:26 pm by RedX

Hahahahahaha when I saw that first thing I thought of RealGM.

What a gift!
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Post#35 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:41 pm by fredericklove

That gif reminded me of fap thread, oh how I've missed that thread.
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Post#36 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:44 pm by zilby

Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
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Post#37 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:13 pm by Scase

YogiStewart wrote:
rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.

Pretty much sums up the whole thread lol
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Post#38 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:31 pm by Yoga

zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


It's a pity that thread got locked
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Post#39 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:50 pm by darew9392

thhaaaank u i wasnt the only one lol :lol:
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Post#40 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:51 pm by Chaos Engine

Yoga wrote:
zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


It's a pity that thread got locked

I bet Lil Ozzy locked it
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Post#41 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:53 pm by Raps in 4

I think he might be mentally ill, in which case this isn't really funny (I'm basing this on the guy sitting next to him and the blank stare). If he's not, then it's pretty funny.
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Post#42 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:57 pm by Raps in 4

zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


First post in the thread. I'm a part of history. :cool:
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Post#43 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:14 am by ozzykhan16

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What's up with the guy standing and clapping. Did he miss his own hand on his last clap? lol
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Post#44 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:30 am by tdotrep2

The person eating the popcorn also made me google
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Post#45 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gu
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:47 am by StatLine

Rasho status? You mean the Rasho that purposely lost games so he could feel how to be mortal? Blasphemy.
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Post#46 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:55 am by Miilkbone

Yoga wrote:
YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy


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lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?
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Post#47 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:59 am by prelude00

Miilkbone wrote:
Yoga wrote:
YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy


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lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?


Well when you put my hand next to two giant melons, they look tiny too
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Post#48 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:18 am by EG73

YogiStewart wrote:
Chaos Engine wrote:What was the story with that guy lol.


rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.


LOL
There was a rumor he broke his nose while motorboating small-handed girl.
"But the thing is, maybe I do want to wake up one morning and say, `Baby, let's go to the Bahamas. Today.' That costs money. So what if I want to do that?
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Post#49 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:42 am by blizz

Yoga wrote:
YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy



i remember making this gif. some of my best work. the real object of this gif is the boobies guys
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Post#50 Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuani
Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:09 am by ROBBS

Haha, saw that in game and made me smile. JV BRAP BRAP BRAP
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