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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby tdotrep2 on Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:10 pm

Roooofl
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby 6Ft Under on Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:16 pm

YogiStewart wrote:rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.


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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby sauga_raptor on Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:18 pm

Hahah I knew realgm would get their hands on that clip. You guys are too funny.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby RedX on Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:26 pm

Hahahahahaha when I saw that first thing I thought of RealGM.

What a gift!
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby fredericklove on Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:41 pm

That gif reminded me of fap thread, oh how I've missed that thread.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby zilby on Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:44 pm

Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby Scase on Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:13 pm

YogiStewart wrote:
rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.

Pretty much sums up the whole thread lol
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby Yoga on Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:31 pm

zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


It's a pity that thread got locked
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby darew9392 on Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:50 pm

thhaaaank u i wasnt the only one lol :lol:
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby Chaos Engine on Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:51 pm

Yoga wrote:
zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


It's a pity that thread got locked

I bet Lil Ozzy locked it
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby Raps in 4 on Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:53 pm

I think he might be mentally ill, in which case this isn't really funny (I'm basing this on the guy sitting next to him and the blank stare). If he's not, then it's pretty funny.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby Raps in 4 on Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:57 pm

zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


First post in the thread. I'm a part of history. :cool:
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby ozzykhan16 on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:14 am

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What's up with the guy standing and clapping. Did he miss his own hand on his last clap? lol
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby tdotrep2 on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:30 am

The person eating the popcorn also made me google
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"

Postby StatLine on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:47 am

Rasho status? You mean the Rasho that purposely lost games so he could feel how to be mortal? Blasphemy.
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