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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#31 » by tdotrep2 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:10 am

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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#32 » by 6Ft Under » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:16 am

YogiStewart wrote:rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.


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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#33 » by sauga_raptor » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:18 am

Hahah I knew realgm would get their hands on that clip. You guys are too funny.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#34 » by RedX » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:26 am

Hahahahahaha when I saw that first thing I thought of RealGM.

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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#35 » by fredericklove » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:41 am

That gif reminded me of fap thread, oh how I've missed that thread.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#36 » by zilby » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:44 am

Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#37 » by Scase » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:13 am

YogiStewart wrote:
rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.

Pretty much sums up the whole thread lol
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#38 » by Yoga » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:31 am

zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


It's a pity that thread got locked
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#39 » by darew9392 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:50 am

thhaaaank u i wasnt the only one lol :lol:
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#40 » by Chaos Engine » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:51 am

Yoga wrote:
zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


It's a pity that thread got locked

I bet Lil Ozzy locked it
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Post#41 » by Raps in 4 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:53 am

I think he might be mentally ill, in which case this isn't really funny (I'm basing this on the guy sitting next to him and the blank stare). If he's not, then it's pretty funny.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#42 » by Raps in 4 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:57 am

zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947


First post in the thread. I'm a part of history. :cool:
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Post#43 » by ozzykhan16 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:14 am

That Other Guy wrote:Image


What's up with the guy standing and clapping. Did he miss his own hand on his last clap? lol
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Post#44 » by tdotrep2 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:30 am

The person eating the popcorn also made me google
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#45 » by StatLine » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:47 am

Rasho status? You mean the Rasho that purposely lost games so he could feel how to be mortal? Blasphemy.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#46 » by Miilkbone » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:55 am

Yoga wrote:
YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy


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lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#47 » by prelude00 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:59 am

Miilkbone wrote:
Yoga wrote:
YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy


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lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?


Well when you put my hand next to two giant melons, they look tiny too
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#48 » by EG73 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:18 am

YogiStewart wrote:
Chaos Engine wrote:What was the story with that guy lol.


rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.

later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.


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There was a rumor he broke his nose while motorboating small-handed girl.
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#49 » by blizz » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:42 am

Yoga wrote:
YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy



i remember making this gif. some of my best work. the real object of this gif is the boobies guys
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Re: A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman" 

Post#50 » by ROBBS » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:09 am

Haha, saw that in game and made me smile. JV BRAP BRAP BRAP
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