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Post#31 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:48 am by Mack11

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Post#32 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:56 am by Fed

triplemke23 wrote:Image

BC: "You remind me so much of Roko Ukic."
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Post#33 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:02 am by beanbag

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Post#34 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:09 am by raptor jesus

triplemke23 wrote:Image


"And then Andrea hit me so hard the pillow exploded!... Maurizio tells it better, but there were feathers everywhere!"
-- Blessed be the followers of Raptor Jesus.
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Post#35 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:42 am by Hitch22

triplemke23 wrote:Image



Security guard in the back right talking to some random corporate guy

Random corporate guy "Hey is that Rudy Gay with BC"?
Security Guard "Hell no! That's the guy BC brought in to play the 4"
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Post#36 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:23 am by TripleMKE

"so after we were done playing twister, Andrea and I went out and got a bite to eat."
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Post#37 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:19 am by dat90zKiD

triplemke23 wrote:
RoseBeforeHoes wrote:"if dwayne casey comes up to you and asks you sexual questions about his rock, just play along...he really loves that thing"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
him and that damn rock.
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Post#38 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:50 am by plainballing

triplemke23 wrote:Image


BC: Look at all those character guys. You will have no problem fitting in.

[Pause]

BC: Look at that play there. We are not chucking the ball to perfection.
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Post#39 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:03 am by mango2209

"it's funny, when I traded for Rudy, the first thing he asked me was why didn't I just draft him in the first place."
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Post#40 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:10 am by mirrornick

Just noticed Colangelo is taller than all our point guards. BC will give himself the max, and Casey will insert him into the starting line up.

Lowry
Lucas
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Colangelo
Anderson
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Post#41 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:10 am by Elastic

triplemke23 wrote:Image


BC licks his lips with a sense of pride.

BC: "You know, there have been many ways in which I have tried to ruin this franchise." Small pause...
BC: "But by signing and then making you play the C position, Bassy... This will outmatch them all"

Telfair immediately notices Anderson playing the PF position and struggling against Melo. Then his smile suddenly disappears as he understands where into he got himself.
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Post#42 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:17 pm by That Other Guy

Sn0wman wrote:just noticed, the dude on the left doesn't even blink, and it's like a good 11 seconds

Well since you pointed him out, might as well share that he's the producer of Open Gym.
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Post#43 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:22 pm by Choker

Bryan: "Just wanted to clarify, you play basketball right?"
Bassy: "A couple of times yeah."
Bryan: "Phew! I'm usually hit or miss with that kind of stuff."
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Post#44 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:58 pm by VintageVince

triplemke23 wrote:Image


"mmmmm , I love eating cats, I just wanna grab em by the legs and bite em"
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Post#45 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:01 pm by supra2k8

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BC: Yeah, Yeah that's our Kobe Anderson... whenever he has the ball, he can't be stopped.
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Post#46 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:17 pm by RAblaze

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I'm trying to read his lips.

BC: *tongue smack* Yeah, yeah, yeah... Ask him what his first words its a Stereo. When fudgesticks happen we a putty i mean puddy a taste.
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Post#47 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:28 pm by Homer Jay

So if you can burn 20 seconds off the clock, then be a matador on defense, you'll be our starting PG by next week!"
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Post#48 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:54 pm by TankCity32

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At first glance, I thought it went something like this:

“Yeah, yeah. We all went to the club last night. You should have seen this girl – she had the finest a$$ I ever seen. I knew she was just tryna get the pipe though. Long story short I went home with Andrea.”

But after reading the freshly licked lips of Mr. Colangelo, I'm leaning towards a more subtle conversation:

"When me and ____ first went to dinner...had a f*cking slab of roast beef (as he's doing the hand motion)..."

You know, typical tunnel talk.
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Post#49 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:38 pm by Dan2087

It honestly looks like he's saying this:

AA - he needs to be the first one____________________
When he thinks its time__________________________
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Post#50 Re: Caption This Gif
Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:13 pm by beachbean

BC: "Oh my god Becky, look at her butt....
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends...... ..

.......I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny...."
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