Raptors Playoff Offense Simile Challenge.

Zeno · Post #1 » by **Zeno** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:13 pm

Raptors playoff offense is like....
Raptors playoff offense is as ____as_____.

Examples.

Raptors playoff offense is like a rose getting pissed on.
Raptors playoff offense is as satisfying as my first ever date.

Post #2 » by **JaysRule15** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:39 pm

Raptors playoff offense is trash.

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SFour · Post #3 » by **SFour** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:42 pm

Raptors playoff offense is like a car crash...it's horrible yet we can't look away

Yallbecrazy · Post #4 » by **Yallbecrazy** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:52 pm

Raptors playoff offense is as jekyll and hyde as Jekyll and Hyde

Jonas DeRoss · Post #5 » by **Jonas DeRoss** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:13 pm

Raptors playoff offense is like pizza without pineapple.

OvOh · Post #6 » by **OvOh** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:20 pm

Raptors offence is as dry as Captain_Caveman's hot wife's vajeen when they're together.

Zeno · Post #7 » by **Zeno** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:24 pm

Raptors playoff offense is like watching your loved one struggling with rehab.

peralta · Post #8 » by **peralta** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:39 pm

Raptors playoff offense is as Primo as Pasta and Sauce

lobosloboslobos · Post #9 » by **lobosloboslobos** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:44 pm

Raptors' playoff offense is like the Raptors' regular season offense

OAKLEY_2 · Post #10 » by **OAKLEY_2** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:34 pm

Raptors playoff offence is prime time unwatchable in prime time.

OAKLEY_2 · Post #11 » by **OAKLEY_2** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:35 pm

Ladies and Degenerates it is offence not offense.

rafterman · Post #12 » by **rafterman** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:27 pm

Raptors playoff offence is like brutalist architecture, insofar as while the goal of quick and low cost building is admirable, its lack of human scale, harsh rectilinearity, paucity of organic or classical forms, and disproportionately low aperture size ratios ultimately render it a failed approach.

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OAKLEY_2 · Post #13 » by **OAKLEY_2** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:31 am

rafterman wrote:Raptors playoff offence is like brutalist architecture, insofar as while the goal of quick and low cost building is admirable, its lack of human scale, harsh rectilinearity, paucity of organic or classical forms, and disproportionately low aperture size ratios ultimately render it a failed approach.

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Scarberia!

Lego Legs · Post #14 » by **Lego Legs** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:49 am

rafterman wrote:Raptors playoff offence is like brutalist architecture, insofar as while the goal of quick and low cost building is admirable, its lack of human scale, harsh rectilinearity, paucity of organic or classical forms, and disproportionately low aperture size ratios ultimately render it a failed approach.

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I was just about to say the same thing.

whatamoron · Post #15 » by **whatamoron** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:26 pm

Raptors play-off offence is like a vegetarian winning a steak dinner (useless)

bringbackhoffa · Post #16 » by **bringbackhoffa** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:48 pm

Raptors playoff offense is as intelligent as Dwayne Casey...

bringbackhoffa · Post #17 » by **bringbackhoffa** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:50 pm

Raptors playoff offense is like JV having plays drawn up for him... non existent