Gordon Hay-BIRD

BarneyGumble · Post #1 » by **BarneyGumble** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 6:05 am

I don't feel like repeating what I wrote on the General Board, so I will just say Gordon's game has been speaking for itself lately and he reminded me of Larry Bird tonight.

I hereby dub our franchise player: Gordon Hay-Bird!

HolyToledo12 · Post #2 » by **HolyToledo12** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 6:48 am

different types of players. Both good passers, but Bird was a dead eye shooter and much better scorer but Hayward can dribble and create more than Bird bc he is more athletic than Bird. Hayward reminds me of Scottie Pippen the last 3 games. Hay, Gorden be Pippin be my nickname for him LOL

BudTugly · Post #3 » by **BudTugly** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 7:36 am

Tracy McWhitey

JazzyPhinz · Post #4 » by **JazzyPhinz** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 4:22 pm

We all hate it, but his nick name is now G-time.

DiscoLives4ever · Post #5 » by **DiscoLives4ever** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 5:17 pm

I still prefer G-spot. Especially when he is stroking it...

idajazz · Post #6 » by **idajazz** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 5:36 pm

Oh Puuuulease

The59Sound · Post #7 » by **The59Sound** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 6:54 pm

Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Hikari · Post #8 » by **Hikari** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 7:03 pm

The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Get over it. You would take the money if you could get it. Everyone tries to make the most money they can in their employment.

BudTugly · Post #9 » by **BudTugly** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 7:15 pm

Hikari wrote:
The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Get over it. You would take the money if you could get it. Everyone tries to make the most money they can in their employment.

Green font may have helped there, perhaps?

BarneyGumble · Post #10 » by **BarneyGumble** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 7:47 pm

The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Well, Larry Bird did have the "Larry Bird Exception" of signing your own free agents to the max named after him. It just works on so many levels! White, a baller, from Indiana, max player, and clutch = Hay-BIRD!

The59Sound · Post #11 » by **The59Sound** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 9:04 pm

Hikari wrote:
The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Get over it. You would take the money if you could get it. Everyone tries to make the most money they can in their employment.

I'm kidding, brother. I think the complaints are ridiculous.

Bud's right -- should've green-fonted it.

DiscoLives4ever · Post #12 » by **DiscoLives4ever** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 10:13 pm

The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Gordilla the Hun?
Maodon Hayward?
Gordolf Hitlerd?

The59Sound · Post #13 » by **The59Sound** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 11:31 pm

DiscoLives4ever wrote:
The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Gordilla the Hun?
Maodon Hayward?
Gordolf Hitlerd?

Like the second one a lot.

Pol Shot
Gor Don-Il
Gordahn Hussein

JazzMatt13 · Post #14 » by **JazzMatt13** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 11:51 pm

I like the Commish....Commissioner Gordon. New Adam Silver hasn't been cool enough to be called "the Commish".

But I can live with G-Money, like he is part of Cash Money. I don't even get what G-Time is suppose to be, usually these types are play on words, but is it suppose be like money time, but use first letter of name? That doesn't really work.

I just think Commissioner Gordon works well. But G-Time is an easier to say when he is sinking game winning shots.

Post #15 » by **DelaneyRudd** » Thu Nov 6, 2014 11:57 pm

Poco Gordito

Hikari · Post #16 » by **Hikari** » Fri Nov 7, 2014 12:34 am

The59Sound wrote:
Hikari wrote:
The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Get over it. You would take the money if you could get it. Everyone tries to make the most money they can in their employment.

I'm kidding, brother. I think the complaints are ridiculous.

Bud's right -- should've green-fonted it.

OK sorry if I came off snappy. I too am very sick of it and I'm tired today I had a hard time sleeping after that game last night. The crowd had me pumped up I can't imagine hoe hard it is for player to sleep after games like that. I
m glad the Jazz didn't have a back to back.

The59Sound · Post #17 » by **The59Sound** » Fri Nov 7, 2014 12:54 am

Hikari wrote:
The59Sound wrote:
Hikari wrote:

Get over it. You would take the money if you could get it. Everyone tries to make the most money they can in their employment.

I'm kidding, brother. I think the complaints are ridiculous.

Bud's right -- should've green-fonted it.

OK sorry if I came off snappy. I too am very sick of it and I'm tired today I had a hard time sleeping after that game last night. The crowd had me pumped up I can't imagine hoe hard it is for player to sleep after games like that. I
m glad the Jazz didn't have a back to back.

No worries; I get riled up when people say that stuff too. We all negotiate the best deal we can.

Post #18 » by **StocktonShorts** » Fri Nov 7, 2014 3:23 am

The59Sound wrote:
DiscoLives4ever wrote:
The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Gordilla the Hun?
Maodon Hayward?
Gordolf Hitlerd?

Like the second one a lot.

Pol Shot
Gor Don-Il
Gordahn Hussein

These all made me laugh. Gordolf Hitlerd especially.

Post #19 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Fri Nov 7, 2014 6:31 pm

DiscoLives4ever wrote:I still prefer G-spot. Especially when he is stroking it...

Not G-Spot because Delonte West made him look like a p*ssy?

The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Gowon Hayward (Yakubu Gowon)

The59Sound · Post #20 » by **The59Sound** » Fri Nov 7, 2014 10:29 pm

Inigo Montoya wrote:
DiscoLives4ever wrote:I still prefer G-spot. Especially when he is stroking it...

Not G-Spot because Delonte West made him look like a p*ssy?

The59Sound wrote:Shouldn't his nickname play off of one of history's worst tyrants since he's a demonic cretin for negotiating a salary to his advantage?

Gowon Hayward (Yakubu Gowon)

Points for this pull. Hayward will quash any secession in that locker room!