Unnamed sources have confirmed rumors to be true, that Lebrons mom slept with the old Sonics mascot "squatch". He was in town to watch the Thunder play and was trying to get a job as their mascot. Squatch has been homeless ever since loosing his job when the Sonics relocated to OKC. He fell into a depression and started mixing alcohol with prescription meds. He has now been in rehab since coming to Oklahoma City a few weeks ago for the playoffs. Him and Lebron's mom met following game 1 behind a dumpster at the side of the arena. Lebron James has yet to comment, but it is believed he will play out the NBA finals before addressing the situation.
The scary part is imagine if Lebron's mom made him a brother mixed with a sasquatch. He'd be the best player ever...
