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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#141 » by doclinkin » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:21 am

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AFM wrote:He was posting about Matt Bonner but kept misspelling it as "Boner". Typical handsy.


You guys are to funny.

JWiz just informed me about these posts. Nothing like reading your own comedy obituary.

No worries mate. I escaped with barely a scratch.

I think some Craptor must have reported me because I told him Craptors weren't going to win game 1 and could get swept.

Man, you think I sip the Kookaid to much. Those people drink it by the gallon.


Dang. I was hoping to enjoy your death a little while longer :clown:
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#142 » by mohammed10 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:06 pm

Keeping the trolling going...

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Post#143 » by doclinkin » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:21 pm

mohammed10 wrote:Keeping the trolling going...

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Had to repeat it. All that. Yeah, you damn skippy.
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#144 » by pineappleheadindc » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:27 pm

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Post#145 » by mohammed10 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:38 pm

Brazilian Jesus and Polish Hammer against 'da Bulls

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Post#146 » by mohammed10 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:41 pm

Even Agent Zero is trolling...

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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#147 » by pineappleheadindc » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:19 pm

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Bradley Beal hates Chicago deep dish pizza.

“I can’t eat that fat pie piece, whatever it’s called,” Beal said. “Deep dish pizza, I can’t eat that. I got the regular thin one. I didn’t eat a lot because I heard it’ll just sit there and you’ll be in the bathroom for hours.” (Link)


Damn right, Bradley. Chicago pizza sucks as bad as the Luv-a-Bulls.

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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#148 » by hands11 » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:46 pm

Beal busting on their Pizza. :lol:

In CHI, that's 2nd only to busting on their mommas

Them fighten words Bradley. Better bring your A game tonight.
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Post#149 » by tontoz » Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:31 pm

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Post#150 » by mohammed10 » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:43 pm

Hey Chicago!!!!

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Post#151 » by MikeTheKid » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:54 pm

pineappleheadindc wrote:.

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Go Wizards!

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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#152 » by pineappleheadindc » Sat May 10, 2014 9:00 pm

In honor of doc, we have got to bump this thread in an effort to manufacture some good juju.

Here goes.

Indy: the only place where you can drive for miles and yet go nowhere.

P.S. Doc, edit the thread title!
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#153 » by montestewart » Sat May 10, 2014 9:28 pm

"A resident of Indiana is known as a Hoosier….[meaning] a country bumpkin."

If you ask a Hoosier what is the most interesting thing about Indiana, he will refuse to answer, recognizing that as a trick question.
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#154 » by Hidden Eye » Sat May 10, 2014 10:12 pm

Indiana is nothing but cornfields and nobody relevant lives there must be tiring having barn get togethers all the time.
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Post#155 » by barelyawake » Sun May 11, 2014 4:44 pm

The problem with making fun of Indiana is it's so boring you tend to fall asleep halfway through insulting them. Unlike Oklahoma, which sucks so bad it keeps California from falling into the Pacific, Indiana has literally nothing worthy of derision, or praise, or consideration of any sort. It's like mocking a soybean. Sure, if you lived in Indiana, you could spend all day sitting in the dirt just a givin' that stupid soybean hell, until the moon came up. But, we live in an actual city. Ain't no one here got time for that.
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Re: Indiana. Fat people, and corn. (Insults, trolls welcome 

Post#156 » by doclinkin » Sun May 11, 2014 5:31 pm

Reading the semiotics of Hoosier anagrams:

Oi ! Hoser! (Skinhead from the great White north?)

O rise, ho. (Lazy prostitute needs to be roused from bed by solicitous pimp?)

In all an inauspicious reading of the tea leaves.

The state bird of Indiana is the mosquito. Those things grow huge out there.
As do all those bleached whales of human beings. People eat entire cows in one sitting. Beefy.
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Re: Indiana. Fat people, and corn. (Insults, trolls welcome 

Post#157 » by dobrojim » Sun May 11, 2014 8:21 pm

boring boring boring

all the diversity of a Montgomery AL country club

is it any wonder that the big pharma in town is Lilly?
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Re: Indiana. Fat people, and corn. (Insults, trolls welcome 

Post#158 » by doclinkin » Sun May 11, 2014 11:52 pm

Google auto-fill is pretty interesting, lets you know a great deal about a place based on the public perception of the googleverse. Here we pose the question: 'Why is indiana so...?' and let google supply the answers:

racist, flat, cold and republican.

My brother dated that girl once. Vapid, self-involved, and yes boring...
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Re: Indiana. Fat people, and corn. (Insults, trolls welcome 

Post#159 » by montestewart » Sun May 11, 2014 11:58 pm

doclinkin wrote:Hoosier anagrams:

Oi, hoser.

O rise, ho.

The state bird of Indiana is the mosquito. Those things grow huge out there. As do all those bleached whales of human beings. People eat entire cows in one sitting. Beefy.

I sore ho
his oreo
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Re: Indiana. Fat people, and corn. (Insults, trolls welcome 

Post#160 » by doclinkin » Mon May 12, 2014 12:04 am

montestewart wrote:
doclinkin wrote:Hoosier anagrams:

Oi, hoser.

O rise, ho.

The state bird of Indiana is the mosquito. Those things grow huge out there. As do all those bleached whales of human beings. People eat entire cows in one sitting. Beefy.

I sore ho
his oreo
shoe or I



Precisely and if you use their motto "The Hooiser State" you find that "Atheist hoes rot"

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