TROLL HERE! (Insults, trolls welcome) GOT A LOPSIDED TRADE? Post it here so we can sneer and lob derision at you..

[IMAN5]

I won't say F washington cause I have no problem with the fanbase. I just really don't like paul pierce and we still gotta take him out for last year's playoffs.

I like wall and beal, porter has potential, gortat is a beast, nene has been a vet for years. no beef with the squad.

[RaptorPride]

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[Chocolate City Jordanaire]

Hmm..if u guys could choose between an ECF appearance + keeping your GM and coach OR a 1st round exit and having them both fired, which would it be?

the latter, easily.

Wow, that is a tough one.

Win two series would mean Wall and Beal and also Porter grow up and experience success together. Pierce stays on and is hopeful. The Wizards beat Toronto and likely Atlanta...

I choose go down in flames to the Cavs and suffer through Wittman and EG another year.

They could get lucky in the draft. You never know.

[Detective]

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[FreeBalling]

See how Canadians get ready for NBA basketball, A!


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[gamer1035]

YOU DUMBASS **** READY TO GET **** IN THE ASS BY US? BEND OVER, WE TAKING IT IN 4.


RAPS IN 4.


WIZ SUCK. WE WILL HOLD YOU POINTLESS IN ALL 4 GAMES. WALL CANT SHOOT. BEAL WILL BE INJURED AS USUAL. PEIRCE WILL CHECK INTO A SENIORS HOME. NENE WILL THINK HES PLAYING SOCCER. GORTAT WILL BE LOOKING TO TRY AND COUPLE LETTERS IN HIS NAME THINKING IT WILL MAKE HIM A SHOT BLOCKER.






RAPS IN 4

[keynote]

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/04 ... -tale-tape

[pineappleheadindc]

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Dear Raptor Fans:

Just a quick review of this thread's purpose --

1) Yes, feel free to troll here. Nobody's gonna warn you (unless you post stuff that's porn, racist, etc). You're welcome here.
2) We VAULE smart, witty, funny trolling. I know that somewhere in your collective poutine-addled brains, you guys have the wherewithall to troll really well. So, while yes, you can post RAPS IN 4, YOU GUYS SUCK here on this thread, my question would be "why"? Ain't nobody here gonna read it. The Wizards board WILL respond to biting and witty trolling, though. And we will shower such posts with lots of AND1s.
3) IF you give it, you gotta be prepared to take it. That's only fair.

Let the games begin.

Oh, and Paul Pierce has something special planned for you guys.



Go Wizards!

[Detective]

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Dear Raptor Fans:

Just a quick review of this thread's purpose --

1) Yes, feel free to troll here. Nobody's gonna warn you (unless you post stuff that's porn, racist, etc). You're welcome here.
2) We VAULE smart, witty, funny trolling. I know that somewhere in your collective poutine-addled brains, you guys have the wherewithall to troll really well. So, while yes, you can post RAPS IN 4, YOU GUYS SUCK here on this thread, my question would be "why"? Ain't nobody here gonna read it. The Wizards board WILL respond to biting and witty trolling, though. And we will shower such posts with lots of AND1s.
3) IF you give it, you gotta be prepared to take it. That's only fair.

Let the games begin.

Oh, and Paul Pierce has something special planned for you guys.



Go Wizards!

That's good to hear, pine.

Because we have our own intentions for Paul and the soft like Charmin Wizards, too.

[nuposse04]

Hmm..if u guys could choose between an ECF appearance + keeping your GM and coach OR a 1st round exit and having them both fired, which would it be?

the latter, easily.

Wow, that is a tough one.

Win two series would mean Wall and Beal and also Porter grow up and experience success together. Pierce stays on and is hopeful. The Wizards beat Toronto and likely Atlanta...

I choose go down in flames to the Cavs and suffer through Wittman and EG another year.

They could get lucky in the draft. You never know.

You must be a more forgiving man than I CCJ, lol.

[pineappleheadindc]

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LOL - AND1 for you, Detective.

[Detective]

That feeling when you realize that Jurassic Park itself has set more season seat attendance records than the ghetto arena the Wizards play in(I apologize for not knowing it's name, and not feeling it was important enough to google in like 2 seconds before I finished submitting this post):



Still another hour and a half to go, and people are still coming down.

Hope we can top last year's outside attendance of 12k(on top of 20k inside the ACC). Maybe 20k this year?

[pineappleheadindc]

^

That moment you realize your city is so boring that, short of dousing your family with poutine, an NBA game is the only thing to do besides impregnate your cousins. So you get into a soul-crushing line to watch a mediocre team with a nickname totally divorced from anything associated with your city.

And, by extension, you become a Dwane Casey fan. Yeah, you, Raptor fans.



Go Wizards!

[Detective]

And yet we are somehow named the best city in the world to live in for the Year 2015, and have been Top 5 in the world rankings for the past 2 decades.

I would try to see where Washington ranked on that list, but my mouse wheel can't scroll down that far without going back in time, to when the founding fathers of your country signed some important documentation, a.k.a the last time you were relevant as a tourist destination.

[3Diamantidis]

Please destroy the raptors.
Thank you!
#team antiraptors

Not sure if this guy is a Wiz fan or a Bucks fan posing as a Wiz fan? Dat Salt

Washington fan? No.
Milwaukee fan?...emmmm...sort of...maybe...well i don't know
I've watched many of their games this season and i truly like them.
I will support them to own the future(the present highly unlikely )
I like washington as well. And boston. And chicago. And miami. And atlanta. Just to name a few
But i just don't like at all toronto or cleveland
We are all having our likes and dislikes.

[keynote]

And yet we are somehow named the best city in the world to live in for the Year 2015, and have been Top 5 in the world rankings for the past 2 decades.

Reallly? We're resorting to "best city in the world to live" comparisons? Oof. Okay, I'll bite.

I'm sure Toronto is a very pleasant place to settle down if you can't make it in the capital of the free world. I'm sure it's a laid-back, stress-free town -- DC would be too, but for all of the real responsibilities and high-stakes decisions folks have to make there.

Culturally-speaking: DC also gave the world go-go, a unique musical genre. Toronto artists dabble in musical styles created elsewhere. Good job, Canada, on figuring how to create passable hip hop 30 years after the United States created it.

[keynote]

Great way to start the series. Got 'em sweating.

[Detective]

And yet we are somehow named the best city in the world to live in for the Year 2015, and have been Top 5 in the world rankings for the past 2 decades.

Reallly? We're resorting to "best city in the world to live" comparisons? Oof. Okay, I'll bite.

I'm sure Toronto is a very pleasant place to settle down if you can't make it in the capital of the free world. I'm sure it's a laid-back, stress-free town -- DC would be too, but for all of the real responsibilities and high-stakes decisions folks have to make there.

Culturally-speaking: DC also gave the world go-go, a unique musical genre. Toronto artists dabble in musical styles created elsewhere. Good job, Canada, on figuring how to create passable hip hop 30 years after the United States created it.

Not sure if you're just joking or ignorant, but you don't seriously think DC is ranked higher than Toronto in world standard of living/quality of life do you? I was actually mentioning the "whole best city in the world to live in" for 2015, and ranking Top 5 prior to that, as a fact though(but writing it in a casual way for pine, since we were just trading shots at each other).

Look up the Economist Intelligence Unit, they have been the premiere source for this type of quality index for quite some time.

[keynote]

Not sure if you're just joking or ignorant, but you don't seriously think DC is ranked higher than Toronto in world standard of living/quality of life do you? I was actually mentioning the "whole best city in the world to live in" for 2015, and ranking Top 5 prior to that, as a fact though(but writing it in a casual way for pine, since we were just trading shots at each other). Look up the Economist Intelligence Unit, they have been the premiere source for this type of quality index for quite some time.

? I'm agreeing with the results. Toronto's collective lack of responsibility make it a great place to live. People in DC are too busy manning the giant machine that runs the world.

But, I will note that I'd take DC's contributions to music over Toronto's any day.

[Detective]

? I'm agreeing with the results. Toronto's collective lack of responsibility make it a great place to live. People in DC are too busy manning the giant machine that runs the world.

By this logic, absolutely everyone in DC must work for the Whitehouse, though.

But by that same note, since everyone is running a giant machine on Pennsylvania Ave, I guess this explains the crime rates everywhere else in town.

But, I will note that I'd take DC's contributions to music over Toronto's any day.

That's cool, I can respect that. To each their own, even if our music & night life scene is more well known in modern society.