TROLL HERE! (Insults, trolls welcome) GOT A LOPSIDED TRADE? Post it here so we can sneer and lob derision at you..

[DK-All Day]

Forget about how bad Atlanta is as a sports town. Let's just get right down to how bad it is as a town, period.

Endless miles of congested freeways leading to one soulless disconnected subdivision after another.

A Marta system that goes virtually nowhere and a "downtown" of concrete hotels and chain restaurants and ugly arenas.

I, too, have only heard bad things about Atlanta. I think their humidity puts ours to shame. And they have the ugliest women in the South.

Are you crazy? Alabama and Mississippi have far more inferior women than Georgia. I'm guessing you've never crossed into Georgia.

[AFM]

Forget about how bad Atlanta is as a sports town. Let's just get right down to how bad it is as a town, period.

Endless miles of congested freeways leading to one soulless disconnected subdivision after another.

A Marta system that goes virtually nowhere and a "downtown" of concrete hotels and chain restaurants and ugly arenas.

I, too, have only heard bad things about Atlanta. I think their humidity puts ours to shame. And they have the ugliest women in the South.

Are you crazy? Alabama and Mississippi have far more inferior women than Georgia. I'm guessing you've never crossed into Georgia.

You're definitely right. I apologize. Mississippi is probably the worst.

[doclinkin]

Bump for anyone who feels a need to clutter up threads with amusing but off topic arguments.

I like the edit you made here, doc. He get to you too?

Hah! Nope. I've got that one on a leash. could dismandle him with one rhetorical hands tied behind my back.

Rrarr, I'm the ruffest, I'm the tuffest beast in the jungle.

I just got no responses on here so figured I would open it up to a wider audience of people willing to squawk and flail in a limpwristed slapfight. If I get bored enough I'll pick a fight with someone eventually, maybe. I'd rather write in the poetry thread or the true story (lies!!) thread.

I just liked the squawking in the Oubre thread between new posters Jaekast and I forget the name but the Oubre skeptic, both gave as good as got, that was fun. Wished it had a more durable venue to reread.

[Bick]

Bradley Beal

[Latrell]

Scotty Brooks will make you all yearn for Randy Whittman.

[montestewart]

Scotty Brooks will make you all yearn for Randy Whittman.

Doubt it, but it will remind us that if the Wizards ever hire a good GM, they might someday hire a decent coach. Considering what Brooks has to work with right now, I'm putting these losses more in Grunfeld's court.

[pineappleheadindc]

Bradley Beal

[verysalt]

Washington player are REAL wizards, it requires a special magic to lose 1st half to Raptors bench players.

[BigA]

Trolling Wizards fans isn't going to be that much fun if we're all agreeing with the trolls.

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

Can't bring myself to troll the Raps. Wiz incompetence has broken my spirit.

[amcoolio]

The Wiz only go five deep, and one of those has a serious injury history. I feel bad for Wall and Wiz fans.

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

The Wiz only go five deep, and one of those has a serious injury history. I feel bad for Wall and Wiz fans.

Do you realize how much $ Grunfeld spent to assemble this second unit? These were actually players he wanted. He even traded a pick for Burke.

He is three day old poutine.

[Ruzious]

Some of the best urinal cakes in the NBA.

Ernie paid extra to get them urine-scented.

[J-Ves]

[montestewart]

Some of the best urinal cakes in the NBA.

Ernie paid extra to get them urine-scented.

As in urine the easiest job in the world ? Urine Terd's blind spot ? Urine the lottery again ?

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

I'm probably the most loyal, die hard Washington sports fan there is. Heck, I even get a bit jazzed when the Kastles win.

But I'm ready to join hands with our Canuck friends and troll the Wizards.

[Ruzious]

Some of the best urinal cakes in the NBA.

Ernie paid extra to get them urine-scented.

As in urine the easiest job in the world ? Urine Terd's blind spot ? Urine the lottery again ?

Indeed, the Wiz have become a united urination.

[I Rasharted]

In 1917, famed silent movie comedy ensemble The Keystone Kops, upset about the direction of their favorite D.C. "baskethoops" franchise, the Georgetown Slavers, decided to do something about it. In a pop culture satire par excellence, the group convinced Slavers owner and choking hazard toy magnate Fiddleton P. Leonsis to fund, and inept-but-lovable general manager Potmire "Jelly Hands" Grunfeld to direct, what would, the Kops claimed, be the first-ever "moving picture broadside" promoting Slavers basketball prowess.

The end result, a parody skewering the competence of the organization called Love, Loot and Crash: The Slavers in Action, is, I think you'll all agree, as relevant today as it was then.

Watch on YouTube

[penbeast0]

Forget about how bad Atlanta is as a sports town. Let's just get right down to how bad it is as a town, period.

Endless miles of congested freeways leading to one soulless disconnected subdivision after another.

A Marta system that goes virtually nowhere and a "downtown" of concrete hotels and chain restaurants and ugly arenas.

I, too, have only heard bad things about Atlanta. I think their humidity puts ours to shame. And they have the ugliest women in the South.

Are you crazy? Alabama and Mississippi have far more inferior women than Georgia. I'm guessing you've never crossed into Georgia.

And they are still a lot better looking than the women in New York and New England. The combination of being outdoors more, wearing less clothes, and coming from a more traditional culture where attracting a man is important makes for better looking women.

[max powers]

I'm a Celtics fan. We really need rebounding and rim protection. I've noticed yall are off to a bad start so far. If this continues could you see wizards looking to tank this year. If so Gortat is 32 we've got lots of young talent and draft picks a trade would help you get young talent and improve tank position if you go that route.