The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added poll)

[pineappleheadindc]

[Halcyon]

Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to

[keynote]

Q: Can Jason feel the fouls his twin brother receives?
A: Corsican.

[mohammed10]

Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to

Over the Summer, Ernie can pick up Joan and Gary as well.

Then serve Tom in the locker room!

[nate33]

Clearly, EG brought in Collins because he was concerned that Vesely's point and rebound totals have exceeded his foul total. Vesely has currently totaled 88 points, 82 rebounds and 81 fouls.

EG brought in the Master to tutor the Apprentice. This season, Collins has totaled 37 points, 52 rebounds, and 74 fouls! Oh. My. God.

[pineappleheadindc]

NATE! This is the Jason Collins *Shrine*.

Why the negativity??

[I_Like_Dirt]

Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.

[nate33]

Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.

Guilty as charged!

[Soup's Uncle]

Ugh

[Ruzious]

Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.

[CntOutSmrtCrazy]

Lol. Wait did was Collins part of the deal?

[mohammed10]

Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.

How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)

[Ruzious]

Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.

How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)

Or Barnabas.

Nah, he sucks.

[hands11]

Should be interesting to see what he role is.

Is he really any better then Baron ?

[RustyMagoo]

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.