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The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added poll)

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Who will have the ugliest fouls-to-points/rebounds ratio once Collins arrives?

Collins
2
67%
Vesely
1
33%
 
Total votes : 3

Post#1 The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortal
Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:32 pm by pineappleheadindc

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Post#2 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:34 pm by Halcyon

Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to

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Post#3 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:37 pm by keynote

Q: Can Jason feel the fouls his twin brother receives?
A: Corsican.
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Post#4 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:37 pm by mohammed10

Halcyon wrote:Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to

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Over the Summer, Ernie can pick up Joan and Gary as well.

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And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

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Post#5 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:03 pm by nate33

Clearly, EG brought in Collins because he was concerned that Vesely's point and rebound totals have exceeded his foul total. Vesely has currently totaled 88 points, 82 rebounds and 81 fouls.

EG brought in the Master to tutor the Apprentice. This season, Collins has totaled 37 points, 52 rebounds, and 74 fouls! Oh. My. God.
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Post#6 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:04 pm by pineappleheadindc

NATE! This is the Jason Collins *Shrine*.

Why the negativity??

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Post#7 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:16 pm by I_Like_Dirt

Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.
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Post#8 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:24 pm by nate33

I_Like_Dirt wrote:Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.

Guilty as charged!
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Post#9 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:30 pm by Soup's Uncle

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Post#10 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:32 pm by Ruzious

Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.
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Post#11 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:33 pm by CntOutSmrtCrazy

Lol. Wait did was Collins part of the deal?
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Post#12 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:58 pm by mohammed10

Ruzious wrote:Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.


How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)
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With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

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Post#13 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:06 pm by Ruzious

mohammed10 wrote:
Ruzious wrote:Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.


How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)

Or Barnabas.

Nah, he sucks.
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Post#14 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down all y
Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:22 pm by hands11

Should be interesting to see what he role is.

Is he really any better then Baron ?
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Post#15 Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mo
Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:02 pm by RustyMagoo

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
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