The official James La Douche Harden Thread

hands11 · Post #1 » by **hands11** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:45 am

He is now officially the most douchiest hated player in the league as far as I am concerned.

nuposse04 · Post #2 » by **nuposse04** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:49 am

THROW ACID ONTO HIS BEARD

stevemcqueen1 · Post #3 » by **stevemcqueen1** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:49 am

Yeah I HATE the way he plays. He's a dirtbag.

AFM · Post #4 » by **AFM** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:54 am

If I had a dollar for every time he threw his head back as if he got uppercut on the way to the basket....

stevemcqueen1 · Post #5 » by **stevemcqueen1** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:59 am

Now I understand why Metta World Peace decked him with the elbow. Harden was trying to draw a foul from him during his celebration.

And I'm not even joking, watch the replay of that.

jeffsays · Post #6 » by **jeffsays** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:00 am

Seriously **** that guy. If anyone deserves to tear an ACL it's him.

nuposse04 · Post #7 » by **nuposse04** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:01 am

AFM wrote:If I had a dollar for every time he threw his head back as if he got uppercut on the way to the basket....

Shourr--yuuukiein!!!

hands11 · Post #8 » by **hands11** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:04 am

stevemcqueen1 wrote:Now I understand why Metta World Peace decked him with the elbow. Harden was trying to draw a foul from him during his celebration.

And I'm not even joking, watch the replay of that.

I forgot about that. Good point.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EOYSzVLQyc[/youtube]

Post #9 » by **montestewart** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:09 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH2d_Sks6YE[/youtube]

gesa2 · Post #10 » by **gesa2** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:16 am

FAH1223 · Post #11 » by **FAH1223** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:17 am

Ugliest style of play that I've seen from a guard in a while..

stevemcqueen1 · Post #12 » by **stevemcqueen1** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:27 am

montestewart wrote:(2k flopping)

You hit B twice to do it and I actually used to do that all of the time by accident coming out of the dang pause screen. Then I'd get immediately dunked on.

Alex I Be · Post #13 » by **Alex I Be** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:28 am

Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?

nuposse04 · Post #14 » by **nuposse04** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:28 am

So if we all pool some money together and send Harden a Hooker with Hepatitis...would he be dumb enough to bang her? I mean he **** some ugly trash. I think it might work.

nuposse04 · Post #15 » by **nuposse04** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:29 am

Alex I Be wrote:Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?

go suck your fathers balls brah

stevemcqueen1 · Post #16 » by **stevemcqueen1** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:30 am

Alex I Be wrote:Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?

Your team is an affront to basketball. Go away.

nuposse04 · Post #17 » by **nuposse04** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:33 am

stevemcqueen1 wrote:
Alex I Be wrote:Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?

Your team is an affront to basketball. Go away.

Which is a shame, they use to have very root-able players IMO. Hakeem was before my time but everybody loves him. Yao and T-Mac were awesome. Now they have Howard (slightly unlikable), Beverely (king of douches he needs to blow out his knee) and Harden (who just needs acid on his beard).

TheKingOfVa360 · Post #18 » by **TheKingOfVa360** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:40 am

I used to be a fan of Harden. Can't say I am anymore. This game was a disgrace to basket. The basketball gods won't let it go unpunished

hands11 · Post #19 » by **hands11** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:41 am

Wow. I just remembered. After James actually grow up some and wasn't such a Douche, I think I crowned Howard the new King La Douche

The fact that he and Harden are on the same team makes for a Douchiness maybe never matched in NBA history on one team.

There agents should get on the phone to Summer's Eve.

I think we have product placement for these two

keynote · Post #20 » by **keynote** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:01 am

Don't get mad, get even.

All of the top offensive players in today's NBA have certain things in common:
1. They can handle the ball well for their position
2. They can pull off a "euro step" drive
3. They can draw fouls seemingly out of thin air

Right now, Wall is 1 out of 3. Beal is 0 out of 3. They've got some work to do.