Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal

hands11 · Post #1 » by **hands11** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:14 pm

I couldn't resist.

Free agent guard Jannero Pargo will re-sign with the Charlotte Hornets on a fully guaranteed one-year, $1.45 million deal.

Pargo has spent the past two seasons with Charlotte, joining the team on a 10-day contract in March of 2013. In 29 games last season.

Hey, EG may have screwed up signing him but CHA has actually had him there before, and they still signed him.

See people, things could be worse regarding our GM. Count your blessings.

TGW · Post #2 » by **TGW** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:22 pm

There's only one fart...and that's Eric Maynor.

hands11 · Post #3 » by **hands11** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:26 pm

TGW wrote:There's only one fart...and that's Eric Maynor.

LOL...

Thats to funny.

My bad. That how bad Pargo was here. I saw that and though it was Maynor... LOL

You can understand the confusion.

And I can use drinking as an excuse. Only on my first.

Nice catch thought TGW. We have to keep our Farts separated.

Post #4 » by **montestewart** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:29 pm

Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?

hands11 · Post #5 » by **hands11** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:30 pm

montestewart wrote:Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?

No sht. Da dump. :lol:

Isn't that the truth.

Its been my #1 grip with EG. Hell, it was a problem before EG. Last time we had two PGs was injured Gil and AD.

Fart Maynor
Fart Pargo
Fart I'm MIke James Bitch

Honorary Memebers.

Fart Mack
Fart Mustafa
Fart Boykins
Fart Gangster Crittenton
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Chucky Atkins

Thats 10 years of smell since we last had Steve Blake and Gil together on the team and I said at the time, Blake could play and they were stupid for letting him go. At the time he was an unproven young players and most didn't give to farts about and they didn't even thing he belonged in the league.

Blake is now an 11 year vet.

Crap we are getting old.

payitforward · Post #6 » by **payitforward** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:23 am

hands11 wrote:
montestewart wrote:Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?

No sht. Da dump.

Isn't that the truth.

Its been my #1 grip with EG. Hell, it was a problem before EG. Last time we had two PGs was injured Gil and AD.

Fart Maynor
Fart Pargo
Fart I'm MIke James Bitch

Honorary Memebers.

Fart Mack
Fart Mustafa
Fart Boykins
Fart Gangster Crittenton
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Chucky Atkins

Thats 10 years of smell since we last had Steve Blake and Gil together on the team and I said at the time, Blake could play and they were stupid for letting him go. At the time he was an unproven young players and most didn't give to farts about and they didn't even thing he belonged in the league.

Blake is now an 11 year vet.

Crap we are getting old.

Donell Taylor? We're reaching that far back? Wow....

Better drink a big glass of water before hitting the hay, Hands!! Helps w/ the hangover.

Donell Taylor.... Probably coaching high school by now? Didn't he have a twin brother? Ronell Taylor I think...?

hands11 · Post #7 » by **hands11** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:26 am

payitforward wrote:
hands11 wrote:
montestewart wrote:Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?

No sht. Da dump.

Isn't that the truth.

Its been my #1 grip with EG. Hell, it was a problem before EG. Last time we had two PGs was injured Gil and AD.

Fart Maynor
Fart Pargo
Fart I'm MIke James Bitch

Honorary Memebers.

Fart Mack
Fart Mustafa
Fart Boykins
Fart Gangster Crittenton
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Chucky Atkins

Thats 10 years of smell since we last had Steve Blake and Gil together on the team and I said at the time, Blake could play and they were stupid for letting him go. At the time he was an unproven young players and most didn't give to farts about and they didn't even thing he belonged in the league.

Blake is now an 11 year vet.

Crap we are getting old.

Donell Taylor? We're reaching that far back? Wow....

Better drink a big glass of water before hitting the hay, Hands!! Helps w/ the hangover.

Donell Taylor.... Probably coaching high school by now? Didn't he have a twin brother? Ronell Taylor I think...?

Good advice about the water but I managed to moderate so I'm good. Thanks anyway.

WallWithTheDime · Post #8 » by **WallWithTheDime** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:52 am

3.8M could have been used to sign a backup PG or SG and instead we get none other then seraphin to play 1-2 minutes and score 0 points maybe get a rebound while hes at it wow great signing

Kanyewest · Post #9 » by **Kanyewest** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:45 am

WallWithTheDime wrote:3.8M could have been used to sign a backup PG or SG and instead we get none other then seraphin to play 1-2 minutes and score 0 points maybe get a rebound while hes at it wow great signing

They did dump Maynor's contract with Vesely.

Post #10 » by **Ruzious** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:13 am

Too bad. He could have been a great tooter for Bradley Beal.

bealwithit · Post #11 » by **bealwithit** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:30 am

That whole Fart thing makes me laugh every time