daSwami wrote:pancakes3 wrote:HAHA! daSwami with a zinger. cue the highhat. i'd love to sit in on the convo between EG and Memphis where he brings up the "future considerations".
yeah, it'd prolly go something like this:
brring brring (that's the phone ringing)
Memphis GM: hello?
Ernie: Hey Chris, it's me, Grunny!
Memphis GM: Yo, Easy- E! What's the haps? Got any more disgruntled Spaniards to give away?
Ernie: Um, no, actually I was calling about something else ...
Memphis GM: I'm all ears.
EG: I read something interesting today on a VERY credible website. Anyhoo, the reporter, a guy named Ji--heard of him?
Memphis GM: Of course I know Ji! The guy with the curse, right? Love that guy!
Ernie: Good for you. (Then, under his breath) Homo.
Memphis GM: Hey I heard that!
Ernie: Anyway, the article said that you might be looking to part with the #2.
Memphis GM: (giggles)
Ernie: what? what's so funny?
Memphis GM: You said "number two." That means poop.
Ernie: Yeah, as in the second overall pick in the draft. We want it.
Memphis GM: ok, what are you offering?
Ernie: Well - here's the thing - we'll give you Etan Thomas, AND ... here's the part I need your help with...
Memphis GM: uh-huh, listening ...
EG: remember those "future considerations" you owe us?
Memphis GM: uh, yeah, and....?
EG: I'm sure those have been weighing heavily on you. Now would be the perfect time to cash those in don't you think?...
Memphis GM: You're right. How about I give those considerations to you right now,ok?
EG: Sure!
Memphis GM: are you ready?
EG: Yup. Fire when ready.
Memphis GM: Ok, I consider your mother a whore. *hangs up laughing, high fives with office mates*