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Official: Reverse the Curse thread (aka the anti-Ji thread)

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Official: Reverse the Curse thread (aka the anti-Ji thread) 

Post#1 » by daSwami » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:06 pm

Found this on the Internets so it must be true. Performed the ritual last night and my wish came true (Ray Allen elbowed Sideshow Bob in the nuts). Luckily I had all the accoutrements on hand thanks to my Michael Ruffin shrine.

Spell to Reverse a Curse
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What you need:
1 white candle
1 black candle (should be smaller then the white one)
1 glass jar
1 toothpick
Matches
two pie pans
A small mirror
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Put the white candle in one pan and the black in the other. Light each
candle. As the candles burn, chant the following and push your energy into
the candles:
"I burn these candles, one white, one black
To reverse the curse of ___persons name [Ji or Unseld preferred]___ attack.
I call to the wind to blow the curse back!
I call to the sun to burn him/her with his/her own attack!
I call to the trees to make the curse grow! I call to the air to make the
curse follow where ever he/she shall go!
I am a mirror and I reflect the curse back!
Repeat this three times
-------------------------------------------------- Now you must wait and
let the candles burn until there is no candle left. While you are waiting,
take the mirror and wrap it in the cloth and tie shut. Smash the cloth
until the mirror is broken. When the black has burned down, pour the black
wax into the jar and let dry. Using the toothpick, inscribe his/her name
into the black. Open the cloth and put the broken mirrer pieces on top
(throw the cloth awasy). Pour the white candle wax on top of the glass and
let cool. Using the tooth pick, inscribe the following: I am protected as
long as the white covers the black. Close the jar tightly and bury in a
safe place. As long as the white covers the black you should be protected
from any curses he/she put(s) on you and the affects should go back to that
person.
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Re: Official: Reverse the Curse thread (aka the anti-Ji thread) 

Post#2 » by queridiculo » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:35 pm

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Re: Official: Reverse the Curse thread (aka the anti-Ji thread) 

Post#3 » by closg00 » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:38 pm

:lol: Love this thread. It is important to project nothing but positive thoughts around the time of and the day of the ranking lotto :nod:
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Re: Official: Reverse the Curse thread (aka the anti-Ji thread) 

Post#4 » by LyricalRico » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:14 pm

:bowdown:

Classic stuff, swami. I'm actually considering doing it. LOL

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