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A poem--by Ji

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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#21 » by Ji » Wed May 20, 2009 12:56 am

this poem says it all...it predicted this night to a tee
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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#22 » by Wizards2Lottery » Wed May 20, 2009 12:57 am

CAN SOMEBODY TAKE AWAY JI's THREAD CREATING RIGHTS

and posting abilities?

Thanks.
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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#23 » by JWizmentality » Wed May 20, 2009 12:58 am

Ji wrote:Twas the night before the lottery
Real GM’ers clicked their mouse
Looking at a crappy draft board
Hoping for the next eddie House

The players were analyzed by DaT2u with Care
In Hopes that Blake Griffin soon would be there
But the wizards fans were nestled uncomfortably in their beds
While visions of Jordan Hill:( danced in their heads

And Abe in his kerchief and Ernie studying the cap
Had just settled down to try to untangle the crap
When out in Secaucus there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter

Away to the TV I flew like a Flash
To see The knicks jump into the top 3
more David stern rigged trash
In hopes of getting the drafts only Diamond
Now its CCJ hoping we trade for Morris Almond

We move from 2 back to 5 and we groan and frown
We only win lotterys when the top pick is Kwame Fooking Brown
If you’re a wiz fan, this is how the wind blows and the trees sway
Instead of getting Wade in 2003 draft, we end up with Jarvis Hayes

So welcome James Harden or Stephan Curry
Maybe it will help get rid of Deshawn in a hurry
Etan Thomas, what do you think of this prose
Better yet, I cant wait till your contact expires that caused so much woes



That's it. Ji should be banned from this board.
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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#24 » by Wizards2Lottery » Wed May 20, 2009 1:02 am

The JInx has been solved. Everything in favor of the Wizards predicted by Ji never happens. Everything not in favor of the Wizards predicted by Ji happens.

Ban him please.
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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#25 » by mohammed10 » Wed May 20, 2009 1:05 am

Gilbert0Arenas wrote:The JInx has been solved. Everything in favor of the Wizards predicted by Ji never happens. Everything not in favor of the Wizards predicted by Ji happens.

Ban him please.


Ouch...

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If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#26 » by 20MexicanosIn1Van » Wed May 20, 2009 1:15 am

Why has Ji not been waived yet?
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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#27 » by 20MexicanosIn1Van » Wed May 20, 2009 1:16 am

Why has Ji not been waived yet?
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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#28 » by W. Unseld » Wed May 20, 2009 1:30 am

Oh, for crying out loud leave the guy alone, tough night for everyone. The bright side is if anyone could screw this pick up it's the Clippers and if anyone can get fleeced by EG it's the Clippers.
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Re: A poem--by Ji 

Post#29 » by Ji » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:43 am

Ji wrote:Twas the night before the lottery
Real GM’ers clicked their mouse
Looking at a crappy draft board
Hoping for the next eddie House

The players were analyzed by DaT2u with Care
In Hopes that Blake Griffin soon would be there
But the wizards fans were nestled uncomfortably in their beds
While visions of Jordan Hill:( danced in their heads

And Abe in his kerchief and Ernie studying the cap
Had just settled down to try to untangle the crap
When out in Secaucus there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter

Away to the TV I flew like a Flash
To see The knicks jump into the top 3
more David stern rigged trash
In hopes of getting the drafts only Diamond
Now its CCJ hoping we trade for Morris Almond

We move from 2 back to 5 and we groan and frown
We only win lotterys when the top pick is Kwame Fooking Brown
If you’re a wiz fan, this is how the wind blows and the trees sway
Instead of getting Wade in 2003 draft, we end up with Jarvis Hayes

So welcome James Harden or Stephan Curry
Maybe it will help get rid of Deshawn in a hurry
Etan Thomas, what do you think of this prose
Better yet, I cant wait till your contact expires that caused so much woes


I think this poem jinxed our offseason...the bad luck I predicted happened to a tee as we dropped from 2-5

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