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Post#1 » by Paydro70 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:31 am

Hello all, and welcome to that most famous of Bobcats board traditions, the Cathouse draft. The organizing committee (the Mods and I) have agreed upon the categories and terms for this year's draft.

It will be a snake order draft of 10 (perhaps 12) participants, feel free to sign up here and we will figure out who gets to join. At present we have 5 confirmed members... myself, the mods, and Fred (our runaway winner of the "summer fun" scavenger hunt draft).

Notes:
-Please don't try to join if you can't commit to being ready to pick frequently. We don't want this to drag out, and we don't want to skip people.
-Please remember that all pictures must be SFW, which I believe we are defining this year as excluding things like wet t-shirts and what not. It's not that hard to find a hot pic where she's wearing underwear or a bathing suit or whatever.
-Be sure to utilize resources like http://www.chickipedia.com to help yourself pick your favorites, particularly in more difficult categories.

This year we will be introducing 8 "Permanent" categories, that can be expected in next year's draft as well:
Black
Asian
Hispanic
White
Cougar (40 or older)
Barely Legal (21 or younger)
Amazon (5'11" or taller... a nod to how hard 6' was to fill last year)
Tiny (5'2" or shorter)

In addition there will be 4 unique categories which will change next year.
1) "Hometown Hottie" - This can be flexible. When you sign up, you must declare your city of birth and, if necessary, a city in which you were "raised," by which I mean early childhood. If you moved to a place when you were 12, that doesn't count. Your pick must be either born or raised in the city as well. I, for instance, was born in Perth Amboy, New Jersey, and moved to Poughkeepsie, NY. Yes, I will have some trouble. Congrats to those born in NYC or whatever.

2) "Girls of HBO/Showtime" - This will be an actress on a premium channel original series (not a guest star, must be in at least 5 episodes).

3) "Male First Name" - Perhaps this is a little subjective, but be a good sport. They must actually refer to themselves as something like Alex, Sam, Leslie, Pat, etc.

4) "Girl from your Country of Ancestry" - Like hometown hottie, you need to declare this from the outset. I, for instance, am descended from Italians and Irish, so my chick needs to have been born in one of those two countries (her ethnicity will be assumed, I imagine there aren't too many loopholes here). Please choose no more than 2-3 countries, I'm sure some of you are mutts.

Like last year, this will not be judged officially. We are all winners. But feel free to praise or attack others' picks.

DRAFT ORDER:
1. Fats
2. Slam
3. Fred
4. Battery
5. Thruthefire
6. Paydro
7. Doc.end
8. HHVO
9. Ball Teacher
10. Walt


DRAFT RESULTS
1-1. Fatlever: Olivia Munn - Asian
1-2. Slam: Halle Berry - Cougar
1-3. Fred: Misa Campo - Asian
1-4. Battery: Sania Mirza - Asian
1-5. Thruthefire: Keira Knightley - Hometown Hottie
1-6. Paydro: Scarlett Johansson - White
1-7. Doc.end: Hayden Panettiere - Male First Name
1-8. HHVO: Emmanuelle Chriqui - HBO/Showtime
1-9. Ball Teacher: Vida Guerra - Hispanic
1-10. Walt: Salma Hayek - Cougar
2-1. Walt: Shakira - Tiny
2-2. Ball Teacher: Stacy Keibler - Amazon
2-3. HHVO: Moon Bloodgood - Male First Name
2-4. Doc.end: Natalie Portman - White
2-5. Paydro: Kristen Bell - Tiny
2-6. Thruthefire: Leighton Meester - Male First Name
2-7. Battery: Irina Shaykhlislamova - Country of Ancestry
2-8. Fred: Rosie Jones - Barely Legal
2-9. Slam: Autumn Reeser - HBO/Showtime
2-10. Fats: Brooklyn Decker - Hometown Hottie
3-1. Fats: Brooke Lee Adams - Male First Name
3-2. Slam: Brook Burke - Male First Name
3-3. Fred: Ashley Valance - Male First Name
3-4. Battery: Sasha Grey - HBO/Showtime
3-5. Thruthefire: Jennifer Lopez - Cougar
3-6. Paydro: Blake Lively - Male First Name
3-7. Doc.end: Madeline Zima - HBO/Showtime
3-8. HHVO: Catherine Zeta Jones - Cougar
3-9. Ball Teacher: Jennifer Aniston - Cougar (frankenpicked)
3-10. Walt: Taylor Swift - Barely Legal
4-1. Walt: Evan Rachel Wood - Hometown Hottie
4-2. Frankenpick: Christina Aguilera - Tiny
4-3. HHVO: Candice Swanepoel - Barely Legal
4-4. Doc.end: Kim Kardashian - Tiny
4-5. Paydro: Monica Bellucci - Cougar
4-6. Thruthefire: Vanessa Hudgens - Tiny
4-7. Battery: Sara Carbonero - Hispanic
4-8. Fred: Rosa Acosta - Hispanic
4-9. Slam: Suzanne Shaw - Tiny
4-10. Fats: Alicia Keys - Black
5-1. Fats: Naomi Watts - Cougar
5-2. Slam: Beyonce Knowles - Black
5-3. Fred: Meagan Good - Black
5-4. Battery: Lindsay Lohan - Hometown Hottie
5-5. Thruthefire: Christina Milian - Black
5-6. Paydro: Frederica Ridolfi - Country of Ancestry
5-7. Doc.end: Cristine Reyes - Barely Legal
5-8. HHVO: Natalia Bush - Amazon
5-9. Frankendrafter: Kitty Graciet - Country of Ancestry
5-10. Walt: Candace Parker - Amazon
6-1. Walt: Zoe Saldana - Black
6-2. Frankendrafter: Tanya Spasojevic - Hometown Hottie
6-3. HHVO: Jenaveve Jolie - Tiny
6-4. Doc.end: Adriana Karembeu - Amazon
6-5. Paydro: Gabrielle Union - Black
6-6. Thruthefire: Maria Sharapova - Amazon
6-7. Battery: Sarah Palin - Cougar
6-8. Fred: Marisa Miller - White
6-9. Slam: Ana Hickman - Amazon
6-10. Fats: Maite Perroni - Hispanic
7-1. Fats: Amelia Vega - Amazon
7-2. Slam: Kelly Brook - Country of Ancestry
7-3. Fred: Anna Semenovich - Country of Ancestry
7-4. Battery: Megan Gale - Amazon
7-5. Thruthefire: Eva Mendes - Hispanic
7-6. Paydro: Aimee Teegarden - Barely Legal
7-7. Doc.end: Micaela Reis - Black
7-8. HHVO: Carly Wrenn - Hometown Hottie
7-9. Frankendrafter: Stephanie Bendixsen - White
7-10. Walt: Freida Pinto - Asian
8-1. Walt: Izabel Goulart - Hispanic
8-2. Frankendrafter: Blair O'Neal - Male First Name
8-3. HHVO: Stacey Dash - Black
8-4. Doc.end: Yve Rojas - Cougar
8-5. Paydro: Lee Hyori - Asian
8-6. Thruthefire: Mila Kunis - White
8-7. Battery: Selena Gomez - Barely Legal
8-8 Fred: Beatriz Barros - Amazon
8-9. Slam: Rebecca Twigley - Hometown Hottie
8-10. Fats: Alizee - Country of Ancestry
9-1. Fats: Eve Angel - White
9-2. Slam: Ami Tokito - Asian
9-3. Fred: Vanessa Marcil - Cougar
9-4. Battery: Katy Perry - White
9-5. Thruthefire: Aly Michalka - Barely Legal
9-6. Paydro: Ana de la Reguera - HBO/Showtime
9-7. Doc: Nina Mercedes - Hispanic
9-8. HHVO: Minka Kelly - White
9-9. Frankendrafter: Maggie Q - Asian
9-10. Walt: Doutzen Kroes - Country of Ancestry
10-1. Walt: Deborah Ann Woll - HBO/Showtime
10-2. Frankendrafter: Krystal Harlow - Barely Legal
10-3. HHVO: Mai Phuong Thuy - Country of Ancestry
10-4. Doc: Chompoo Araya - Asian
10-5. Paydro: Sofia Vergara - Hispanic
10-6. Thruthefire: Jamie-Lynn Sigler - HBO/Showtime
10-7. Battery: Amanda Seyfried - Tiny
10-8. Fred:
10-9. Slam:
10-10. Fats:

Team Fatlever
Black - Alicia Keys
Asian - Olivia Munn
Hispanic - Maite Perroni
White - Eve Angel
Cougar - Naomi Watts
Barely Legal
Amazon - Amelia Vega
Tiny
Hometown Hottie - Brooklyn Decker
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Brooke Lee Adams
Male First Name
Country of Ancestry - Alizee

Team BigSlam
Black - Beyonce Knowles
Asian - Ami Tokito
Hispanic
White
Cougar - Halle Berry
Barely Legal
Amazon - Ana Hickman
Tiny - Suzanne Shaw
Hometown Hottie - Rebecca Twigley
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Autumn Reeser
Male First Name - Brooke Burke
Country of Ancestry - Kelly Brook

Team Fred
Black - Meagan Good
Asian - Misa Campo
Hispanic - Rosa Acosta
White - Marisa Miller
Cougar - Vanessa Marcil
Barely Legal - Rosie Jones
Amazon - Beatriz Barros
Tiny
Hometown Hottie
Girls of HBO/Showtime
Male First Name - Ashley Valance
Country of Ancestry - Anna Semenovich

Team Battery
Black
Asian - Sania Mirza
Hispanic - Sara Carbonero
White - Katy Perry
Cougar - Sarah Palin
Barely Legal - Selena Gomez
Amazon - Megan Gale
Tiny - Amanda Seyfried
Hometown Hottie - Lindsay Lohan
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Sasha Grey
Male First Name
Country of Ancestry - Irina Shaykhlislamova

Team Thruthefire
Black - Christina Milian
Asian -
Hispanic - Eva Mendes
White - Mila Kunis
Cougar - Jennifer Lopez
Barely Legal - Aly Michalka
Amazon - Maria Sharapova
Tiny - Vanessa Hudgens
Hometown Hottie - Keira Knightley
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Male First Name- Leighton Meester
Country of Ancestry

Paydro's Mud Ducks
Black - Gabrielle Union
Asian - Lee Hyori
Hispanic - Sofia Vergara
White - Scarlett Johansson
Cougar - Monica Bellucci
Barely Legal - Aimee Teegarden
Amazon
Tiny - Kristen Bell
Hometown Hottie
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Ana de la Reguera
Male First Name - Blake Lively
Country of Ancestry - Frederica Ridolfi

Team Doc.End
Black - Micaela Reis
Asian - Chompoo Araya
Hispanic - Nina Mercedes
White - Natalie Portman
Cougar - Yve Rojas
Barely Legal - Cristine Reyes
Amazon - Adriana Karembeu
Tiny - Kim Kardashian
Hometown Hottie
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Madeline Zima
Male First Name - Hayden Panettiere
Country of Ancestry

Team hhvo
Black - Stacey Dash
Asian -
Hispanic
White - Minka Kelly
Cougar - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Barely Legal - Candice Swanepoel
Amazon - Natalia Bush
Tiny - Jenaveve Jolie
Hometown Hottie - Carly Wrenn
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Emmanuelle Chriqui
Male First Name - Moon Bloodgood
Country of Ancestry - Mai Phuong Thuy

Team Ball Teacher/Frankenpick
Black
Asian - Maggie Q
Hispanic - Vida Guerra
White - Stephanie Bendixsen
Cougar - Jennifer Aniston
Barely Legal - Krystal Harlow
Amazon - Stacy Keibler
Tiny - Christina Aguilera
Hometown Hottie - Tanya Spasojevic
Girls of HBO/Showtime
Male First Name - Blair O'Neal
Country of Ancestry - Kitty Graciet

Team Walt
Black - Zoe Saldana
Asian - Freida Pinto
Hispanic - Izabel Goulart
White
Cougar - Salma Hayek
Barely Legal - Taylor Swift
Amazon - Candace Parker
Tiny - Shakira
Hometown Hottie - Evan Rachel Wood
Girls of HBO/Showtime - Deborah Ann Woll
Male First Name
Country of Ancestry - Doutzen Kroes
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Post#2 » by ball teacher » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:38 am

I'm down! I may know a little something about basketball, but I'm a master when it comes down to the ladies. I'm entering as the odds on favorite by default, and yeah....the trash talking has already begun!
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Post#3 » by Walt Cronkite » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:16 am

In. Representing Raleigh, England and the Netherlands.
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Post#4 » by Paydro70 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:27 am

Ball teacher, what's your hometown and nation of ancestry?
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Post#5 » by BigSlam » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:52 am

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Post#6 » by doc.end » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:16 pm

I guess I'm in.
Prague CZE (not my birthplace but raised there, otherwise it would be über tough) / Czech Republic (and partially Austria but I won't use that)
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Post#7 » by doc.end » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:39 pm

I already hate that 5'2" limit. I keep finding a lot of 5'3'' and 5'4'' (no problem with that but one thinks what a waste of a near fit, lol)
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Post#8 » by Fred Williamson » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:45 pm

Bremen, Germany (not born there though), Netherlands, Russia
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Post#9 » by ball teacher » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:46 pm

Paydro70 wrote:Ball teacher, what's your hometown and nation of ancestry?


Oh man that's tough. I was a military brat, born in Louisiana, spent alot of time in Las Vegas, Germany, and Tampa. I'm torn between my Louisiana roots and Las Vegas, the city I was mostly raised at. I guess my hometown is Las Vegas :(
My nation of ancestry is easy though, I'm part African and native American a descendant of the Mardi gras black indians from New Orleans 9th ward.
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Post#10 » by ball teacher » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:52 pm

Fred Williamson wrote:Bremen, Germany (not born there though), Netherlands, Russia


Fred, for some reason I always thought you were .....black!
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Post#11 » by doc.end » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:24 pm

2) "Girls of HBO/Showtime" - This will be an actress on a premium channel original series (not a guest star, must be in at least 5 episodes).

Not a watcher of these, does anyone have a link to list of those shows? Is this a valid source for that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pr ... ast_by_HBO ?
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Post#12 » by Paydro70 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:47 pm

That's a long-ass list! Remember you also have Showtime to work with, pick "series" and not "miniseries" and not "sketch comedy" or "documentary" or stuff like that. Man that's a lot easier a category than I thought.

Ball teacher - Vegas it is. You're going to have a pretty darn easy time if you can claim "American," could you limit yourself to Louisiana at least? Most likely your ancestry is from the Gold Coast, but I guess there's really no way to know for sure on that one. Ah what the hell, just make sure she's hot.
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Post#13 » by fatlever » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:56 pm

i just want to reiterate the pic rules...

1) make sure all pics are SAFE FOR WORK. at lot of us view this site at work. so when you post your pics, assume that all of our bosses are viewing the pics as well. this means, no wet tshirts, no thongs (from the back), no camel toe etc...

2) limit your posts to no more than 2 pics of your babe.

3) no links to sites that are NSFW

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Post#14 » by fatlever » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:00 pm

hometown: charlotte - sucks for me.

country of ancestory - i am a total mutt - Scottish, Irish, French and Native American, about equal of each. for the purpose of this i am declaring France and Ireland... unless i can find a super hot Native American, in that case i just might have to use her. :)


i think for those born is small towns, they should be able to expand to nearby cities.
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Post#15 » by Paydro70 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:05 pm

So far it's not an issue. You can certainly grab a major city yours is on the outskirts of if necessary.
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Post#16 » by Walt Cronkite » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:45 pm

Hometown hottie is in their prime or as is?
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Post#17 » by hhvo » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:53 pm

Count me in if space is still available!

I'm on here at least once a day, so I'm all for this.
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Post#18 » by Walt Cronkite » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:58 pm

Walt Cronkite wrote:Hometown hottie is in their prime or as is?


Same question, this time for cougar. This was sort of an issue last year... Fats I remember added some hot I've never heard of from some 80s movie that is currently over 40, Slam probably did this too (but they're both pretty old).
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Post#19 » by hhvo » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:01 pm

Oh yeah... Hometown: Vietnam. Prepare yourself for some Asian beauties!
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Post#20 » by BigSlam » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:37 pm

Paydro70 wrote:So far it's not an issue. You can certainly grab a major city yours is on the outskirts of if necessary.

I was actually born in a small town of 3,000 people called Kyneton about 2 hours north of Melbourne. Lived there for my 1st 20 years then moved to Melbourne and lived there for 10 years before coming to Ottawa - so I just claimed Melbourne as my home town becuase there is no way in hell I would find a hottie justifiable enough from Kyenton for the CHD.
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