Uncle Steve and the Dellestrator

Post #1 » by **fatlever** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 5:04 pm

I thought it would be fun to have a thread devoted to the awesomeness of Uncle Steve's miscues, sayings and ramblings, as well as some of Dells finer moments.

When you hear a good one post it here.

Post #2 » by **fatlever** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 5:05 pm

to get us started...

dmutombo321 wrote:
fatlever wrote:he called biyombo "ginombo" last night, got stuck between ginobili and biyombo. speaking of ginombo, what an awesome combination of players that would be.... well, unless the player was manu's height but with biz's skill. that player would suck even for a church league.

Gotta love Uncle Steve. Even if he eventually becomes stricken with Alzheimer's, I hope they keep him on the air until he draws his last breath.

In addition to the butchering of names, his irrational optimism is strangely pathetic and endearing all at the same time.

With the team down by 30 with 6 minutes left in a ballgame, he can always be counted on for a comment like, "Still time for the Bobcats to get going here"

Post #3 » by **fatlever** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 5:08 pm

lets keep track of all the suburbs Uncle Steve uses for the rest of the season - we will add them as he says them.

home games
Gastonia - Twolves game
Albermarle -
Belmont - Raptors

away games

Eoghan · Post #4 » by **Eoghan** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 8:50 pm

DHO is now part of my lexicon. I love how every game Dell says DHO and then explains what that means.

HornetJail · Post #5 » by **HornetJail** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 8:54 pm

fatlever wrote:lets keep track of all the suburbs Uncle Steve uses for the rest of the season - we will add them as he says them.

home games
Gastonia - Twolves game

away games

He's said Albemarle once.

The nba.com guy on said on the recap that JJ Barea hit one from Kannapolis when he hit that 30+ft shot at the end of the first half against us.

I await the Matthews reference one of these days. Come on out Uncle Steve, we know you're reading this! :lol:

Post #6 » by **BigSlam** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 10:24 pm

BrotherDave wrote:DHO is now part of my lexicon. I love how every game Dell says DHO and then explains what that means.

Next time my wife is angry at me for something and blames me I am going to say "that's just a DHO" and walk out of the room.

Post #7 » by **fatlever** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 11:00 pm

CHA_77_Bobcats wrote:
He's said Albemarle once.

that right, i remember the albermarle one. that was a few games ago. added.

Eoghan · Post #8 » by **Eoghan** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 11:05 pm

BigSlam wrote:
BrotherDave wrote:DHO is now part of my lexicon. I love how every game Dell says DHO and then explains what that means.

Next time my wife is angry at me for something and blames me I am going to say "that's just a DHO" and walk out of the room.

Pretty sure I did some DHOs at Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners.

TheKingofSting · Post #9 » by **TheKingofSting** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 11:48 pm

I'm glad we have this thread because I am lucky to ever find a home feed.

LamarMatic7 · Post #10 » by **LamarMatic7** » Fri Feb 1, 2013 11:54 pm

I loved how he kept trying to hype up the Atlanta game that was a week or two ago. Us versus the Hawks supposedly is an intense rivalry. The twitter question of the day even was something along the lines of - who are our biggest rivals. News flash - we suck, the only rivals we have are the other teams that are tanking down the stretch of the season. So... Wizards and Timberwolves?

Liver_Pooty · Post #11 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Sat Feb 2, 2013 12:23 am

LamarMatic7 wrote:I loved how he kept trying to hype up the Atlanta game that was a week or two ago. Us versus the Hawks supposedly is an intense rivalry. The twitter question of the day even was something along the lines of - who are our biggest rivals. News flash - we suck, the only rivals we have are the other teams that are tanking down the stretch of the season. So... Wizards and Timberwolves?

We have a rivalry against the Pistons. On realgm anyway

countryboi · Post #12 » by **countryboi** » Sat Feb 2, 2013 7:12 am

What the hell is the deal with uncle Steve, dell and freaking popcorn?

Elden Payton · Post #13 » by **Elden Payton** » Sat Feb 2, 2013 1:24 pm

Liver_Pooty wrote:
LamarMatic7 wrote:I loved how he kept trying to hype up the Atlanta game that was a week or two ago. Us versus the Hawks supposedly is an intense rivalry. The twitter question of the day even was something along the lines of - who are our biggest rivals. News flash - we suck, the only rivals we have are the other teams that are tanking down the stretch of the season. So... Wizards and Timberwolves?

We have a rivalry against the Pistons. On realgm anyway

I'm willing to bet our players know, we played them real hard last time.

LamarMatic7 · Post #14 » by **LamarMatic7** » Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:12 pm

My favorite Uncle Steve mishap of the season.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiIr2DS9ATw[/youtube]

Post #15 » by **Diop** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:43 am

I can't even begin to imagine how you make that mistake.

TheKingofSting · Post #16 » by **TheKingofSting** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:48 am

I'm surprised there is not more talk about the big announcement Dell said is coming during the game tomorrow night.

HornetJail · Post #17 » by **HornetJail** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:05 am

Kemba2Hendo wrote:I'm surprised there is not more talk about the big announcement Dell said is coming during the game tomorrow night.

I noticed that. I really think it might be something about a name change. I really do.

Elden Payton · Post #18 » by **Elden Payton** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:07 am

Fingers crossed either way.

TheKingofSting · Post #19 » by **TheKingofSting** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:13 am

Biz Gilwalker wrote:
Kemba2Hendo wrote:I'm surprised there is not more talk about the big announcement Dell said is coming during the game tomorrow night.

I noticed that. I really think it might be something about a name change. I really do.

I hope but I really really don't want to be that guy and it be something as simple as about signing Pargo for the rest of the season.

KembaWalker · Post #20 » by **KembaWalker** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:11 am

Kemba2Hendo wrote:I'm surprised there is not more talk about the big announcement Dell said is coming during the game tomorrow night.

when did he say that? i turned the game off after the 3rd quarter