Hall Of Fame

Post #1 » by **BigSlam** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:39 pm

Fats and I were thinking: We have a lot of really funny guys who post here and some all time classic one liners that appear from time to time. We thought it might be fun to have the really, really top shelf ones immortalized in a Hall Of Fame thread that will remain sticked for all time.

Here is how it works: So we can monitor what goes up the thread will remain locked at all times. We have created an e-mail account so if you see a post that you think is worthy of a nomination, you can copy the post and e-mail it to us at:

BobcatsRGM@yahoo.ca

Fats and I will look at the nomination and decide if it should go up or not and if the nomination is deemed worthy, we will post it.

Sound simple?

If you see that one of your posts has been posted and you would rather it not be posted in the Hall Of Fame, e-mail us at BobcatsRGM@yahoo.ca and we will take it down (but you should really wear it as a badge of honor!!).

Also, the posters who submit the nomination will remain anonymous - so if you want to nominate one of your own posts, feel free to!!

Post #2 » by **BigSlam** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:40 pm

I still laugh when I think about reading this for the 1st time. It was posted while we watched the draft this year:

by W_HAMILTON on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:53 am
Holy cow, that guy is skinny (Anthony Randolph). Augustin is more buff than him. That might be the skinniest guy I've ever seen.

That's one benefit of only reading stuff about players, instead of watching them play much, so many surprises on draft night! Who knew he was so skinny? Who knew Joe Alexander was white?

Post #3 » by **fatlever** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:46 pm

regarding davidson getting waived

SteveMorrison15 wrote:Steven's Like List:
1- Laker Girls
2- Magic Dancer Brittany http://www.nba.com/magic/photogallery/0 ... am_38.html
3- Paydro's Avatar (where did he get it?)
4- Davidson
5- McDonald's Monopoly

I am shocked and pissed.

Post #4 » by **BigSlam** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:04 pm

Re: GT: Charlotte @ Cleveland 10-30 7:00pm
by Felton for Pres on Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:21 pm

Mek's low post moves remind of watching white guys dance. They think they are good, but really its sad and pathetic to watch.

Post #5 » by **fatlever** » Wed Nov 5, 2008 7:23 pm

Re: About to throw a TV at Mek....

by Felton for Pres on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:24 pm

If you did literally throw a TV at Mek, at least you know he won't catch it and it'll probably hit him on the knee or foot and then bounce out of bounds

Post #6 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:40 pm

In the "Is a Wallace trade imminent?" thread:

by spectre_ on Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:11 pm

Crash/Nazr for AK47.

The Bobcats would make more money from all the jerseys they'd sell to Fats and also from him upgrading to the expensive seats.

Post #7 » by **fatlever** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:33 pm

The Bobcats brought a bike to the tunnel so Sean May can ride and watch the games.

BigSlam's response

They should tie a pizza to a stick, attach the stick to his head and dangle the pizza just out of reach.

Before too long he'd be better than Lance Armstrong.

Post #8 » by **BigSlam** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:55 pm

Walt Cronkite wrote:I'm looking forward to seeing how Camby/Kaman/Randolph share those minutes.

SM15's response:

SteveMorrison15 wrote:
It won't work. If Randolph (Zach) knew the value of sharing he would be thinner.

Post #9 » by **BigSlam** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:37 am

After a questionable blocking foul in the closing seconds of a close game with the Heat:

fatlever wrote:i'm pretty sure that if wade broke into dudley's house tonight, loaded a virus on his laptop, spit in his milk, took a dump on his carpet, cleaned his ass with dudley's toothbrush and then crept into dudley's bedroom and punched dudley square in the face while dudley was sleeping, a referee would jump out of the closet and whistle a blocking foul on dudley.

Post #10 » by **BigSlam** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:52 am

On the pro's and con's of drafting Stephen Curry:

fatlever wrote:I LOVE curry. i thik he is unreal. great shooter, smart, high IQ, humble, great passer, combo guard, son of dell freakin' curry, davidson grad. i mean, the only thing that could make me like curry more would be if we found out that he was actually born in europe and played semi-pro ball in france since he was 11.

so, all that being said..... we should probably stay far far away from him in june. from now on i only recommend we go after dumb as rock, oversized wings, been investigated for roid use the one year they were in college (before dropping out in March, after his team lost in the first round amid speculation the player was ineligble due to taking money from an agent when he was 7), with police records, refers to himself in 3rd person during interviews, has 4 kids from 3 different baby mommas, who can jump so high there is a youtube clip of them eating a piece of beef jerky off the rim while dunking and of course, they have, no less, than 10 threads on the general board, all started by ballboys, touting them as the next kobe.

that's the player i want to draft.

Post #11 » by **BigSlam** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:49 am

On the Sprite ad that has been shown for years during Bobcats games again and again and again.

Walt Cronkite wrote:Why do the Coca Cola Co people think that Sprite commercial is timeless? There isn't even a talking animal involved...

Post #12 » by **fatlever** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:34 pm

on Morrison's bad game vs the Nuggets

spectre_ wrote:Denver had better be careful, one more foul and Ammo is out.

They'll lose their best player.

Post #13 » by **fatlever** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:36 pm

Walt Cronkite wrote:How much douche do I have to add to make my hair like Chris Andersen's?

Post #14 » by **BigSlam** » Wed Feb 4, 2009 2:23 pm

On if SteveMorrison15 (Ammo's biggest supporter) had, in the past, posted that Ammo was garbage:

SteveMorrison15 wrote:thruthefire i never said Morrison was garbage. That's the worse thing to say about someone.

Top 5 things SM15 would never say:
1- "Hey, That dude over there is really attractive."
2- "Officer, the body was dead when I found it."
3- "That's one ugly Laker girl."
4- "Adam Morrison is garbage."
5- "Yes Mr. Telemarketer, I am interested in your product."

see...

Post #15 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:01 pm

On Okafor's All Star reserve snub:

W_HAMILTON wrote:The resentment I have for David Stern not picking Okafor (or even Lee) as a replacement after Bosh went down was completely and entirely made up for after watching the first quarter of the All-Star game, and watching the West go on a 19-0 run culminating in the comical sight that was Rashard Lewis trying to guard Shaq.

I stopped watching after that, but it sounds like things only got worse from there.

They should have put Mo Williams little ass on Shaq, since he wanted to be in the All-Star game so bad.

Post #16 » by **BigSlam** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:27 pm

On Nazr Mohammed saying that the Bobcats need to play him or trade him:

Devilzsidewalk wrote:Bobcats to Nazr Mohammed: suck less and we'll consider it

Post #17 » by **fatlever** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:52 pm

in response to the question - is Durham just houses/farms?

Walt Cronkite wrote:These people are lying. It's full of barns and farmhouses. I would travel up more often (as I have a need for their fine grains and tobaccy), but I hate having to venture out there. You don't want to getcher pickup stranded in no man's land because you ran into a wild elk--taint no way to spend a fortnight while waiting for the next trainload of provisions to come in from the big city.

Post #18 » by **BigSlam** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:41 pm

On Gerald Henderson playing for the Wolves SL team but being forced to sit out the 2nd game:

zoned unc wrote:wtf is teh point in sending hendo to vegas if he isnt going to play? is he supposed to win us salary money at the craps table?

Post #19 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:25 pm

On the Okafor/Chandler trade:

Walt Cronkite wrote:Thanks for the wiki links... now I know we just traded for a guy who's middle name is Cleotis.

Post #20 » by **fatlever** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:50 am

on the okafor/chandler trade

WaydownSouth wrote:Oh man......... I wake up this morning and find this BS...........

It was like waking up in bed with a chic next you facing away, she then rolls over and holy hell, she's as ugly as a smashed crab.... You then realise that the 10 shots of vodka's, 15 beers and 2 tequila probably wasn't that good of an idea and she delares that she's not on the pill and you are in a whole lot of hurt..