Ask DMorey questions about anything Rockets or NBA related

DMorey · Post #41 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:25 am

Kyrama wrote:What do my golf clubs have to do with Patrick Patterson?

Oh lord. What I am trying to say is your first question was based around Patrick Patterson(something affliated with the NBA and/or Rockets). Thus, it was answered.

You're 2nd question was not affliated with the NBA, or the Rockets, thus it was not answered properly.

DMorey

Kyrama · Post #42 » by **Kyrama** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:27 am

DMorey wrote:
Kyrama wrote:What do my golf clubs have to do with Patrick Patterson?

Oh lord. What I am trying to say is your first question was based around Patrick Patterson(something affliated with the NBA and/or Rockets). Thus, it was answered.

You're 2nd question was not affliated with the NBA, or the Rockets, thus it was not answered properly.

DMorey

I never asked a question about Patrick Patterson. That was Kayjay. What was that about reading comprehension?

Rockets fans, I apologize, but your general manager is a bit of a twit. You can lock this now.

DMorey · Post #43 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:27 am

SoCAL24 wrote:I have a several questions Mr. Morey,

1) What are your thoughts on Jordan Hill? Will he get much PT this upcoming season?
2) How do you feel about the Ariza signing?
3) What position are you looking to improve the most before the trade deadline?

1) He's active, young and athletic. We don't have much of that, so per situation calling, we'll certainly play him. I really can't answer that question, it's meant for Coach Adelman.

2) He's young still, just 24 right now and he's our eventual replacement to Battier(if we move him), so to get a 24 year old that can put up numbers like 13/7 off of 44% and 39% shooting from FG & 3, while being our glue guy for that price is fantatstic.

Note: Those are his averages once Pumpfake was acquired.

3) Any position really, we cannot sit here and deny talent. There's never too much talent.

DMorey

Aaron Brooks · Post #44 » by **Aaron Brooks** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:28 am

You're making Rockets fans look bad, please stop

Gus McCrae · Post #45 » by **Gus McCrae** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:28 am

I think we need an "ask David Kahn thread" . I agree with that. each team should elect someone to represent their GM and have an "ask this guy" thread. For the Lakers I nominate Sedale or DeepCL

DMorey · Post #46 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:29 am

mefromthefuture wrote:
DMorey wrote:
96 Til Infiniti wrote:How has this not been locked yet?

And an ask David Kahn thread would be much more entertaining.

inb4DKahnthread.

Anyways, why more interesting? You want to know what it is like in the perspective of a joke, a failure, the laughing stock of the NBA?

DMorey

Didn't signing Brad Miller for 5 mil a year already do that for you?

GM Ranks

Kahn
Thomas
McHale
Layden

Morey

You Agree?

Brad was a bit overpaid, I agree, but we must do what we have to do. Really, we were looking to spend a bigger number on the three combined(re-signing Lowry & Scola, then Miller) so the extra money is no harm, and the fact that the third year is a 1-million guarantee is heavily beneficial to our future plans.

Plus, he's getting the same mula as Darko. So how can we complain?

DMorey

DMorey · Post #47 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:30 am

Kyrama wrote:
DMorey wrote:
Kyrama wrote:What do my golf clubs have to do with Patrick Patterson?

Oh lord. What I am trying to say is your first question was based around Patrick Patterson(something affliated with the NBA and/or Rockets). Thus, it was answered.

You're 2nd question was not affliated with the NBA, or the Rockets, thus it was not answered properly.

DMorey

I never asked a question about Patrick Patterson. That was Kayjay. What was that about reading comprehension?

Rockets fans, I apologize, but your general manager is a bit of a twit. You can lock this now.

Damn, I was absolutely owned right here. You're right and my bad. I got the K's mixed up(yes, that a reading comprehension fail).

DMorey

87BlazerMan · Post #48 » by **87BlazerMan** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:30 am

Now that Kevin Pritchard is on the open market, are you worried that you may be out of a job soon? i.e. REPLACED?

knicksNOTslick · Post #49 » by **knicksNOTslick** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:31 am

Walsh on a wheelchair can smash more women than Morey in his best day.

DMorey · Post #50 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:31 am

87BlazerMan wrote:Now that Kevin Pritchard is on the open market, are you worried that you may be out of a job soon? i.e. REPLACED?

Why? Pritchard got nothing on me.

DMorey

ahonui06 · Post #51 » by **ahonui06** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:32 am

Aaron Brooks wrote:You're making Rockets fans look bad, please stop

This. DMorey would be more fitting if he were the Raptors GM.

DMorey · Post #52 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:33 am

I am Ra wrote:
DMorey wrote:
Walmart wrote:You'd be a little more believable if you didn't refer to Donnie Walsh as Wheelchair Walsh.

You'd be a little less bitter if you could suck up the fact that I put Wheelchair Walsh into shame.

You admiring GM skills?

DMorey

No hes just offended by that. As am I and many other people who have been affected in their life directly or indirectly by cancer. What do you have to say to that?

I'd say I wish the best for you, or anybody that's been diagnosed with cancer regarding your close and personal family.

Don't act like you have feelings for Wheelchair Walsh, there's MANY cancer survivors and patients right now that you do not know of nor care about at all. It's sad, but it's the truth. Wheelchair Walsh could give two craps about you.

DMorey

DMorey · Post #53 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:34 am

knicksNOTslick wrote:Walsh on a wheelchair can smash more women than Morey in his best day.

He can smash a million more women, it doesn't matter to me. I still raped him in a trade.

DMorey

DMorey · Post #54 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:36 am

ahonui06 wrote:
Aaron Brooks wrote:You're making Rockets fans look bad, please stop

This. DMorey would be more fitting if he were the Raptors GM.

Just like the Jazz fan, you're a Mavericks fan. Life sucks for you, get over it and move on.

DMorey

Miamis3rdRing · Post #55 » by **Miamis3rdRing** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:37 am

How come this exact same topic was locked not long ago?
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1038435

And what are your thoughts on the mod who locked your topic?

Rallyks · Post #56 » by **Rallyks** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:37 am

The real Dmorey is actually a lot wittier and definitely a lot smarter then this guy, do your homework.

thetofuroom · Post #57 » by **thetofuroom** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:37 am

Hi DMorey,

My Mother in Law is coming over tonight and she can't stand that I'm having sex with her daughter pretty much every night. My question to you is. Should I buy here some season tickets to the Sacramento Kings to distract her or should I get her some Season Tickets for the Warriors where she will most likely run into me and my wife (her daughter) and constantly be reminded that I'm banging her every night.

Thanks in advance.

DMorey · Post #58 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:37 am

Aaron Brooks wrote:You're making Rockets fans look bad, please stop

Play some defense.

DMorey

mefromthefuture · Post #59 » by **mefromthefuture** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:38 am

How does feel posing with that championship trophy?

That you had nothing to do with.

Is that the closest you will every get?

DMorey · Post #60 » by **DMorey** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:39 am

thetofuroom wrote:Hi DMorey,

My Mother in Law is coming over tonight and she can't stand that I'm having sex with her daughter pretty much every night. My question to you is. Should I buy here some season tickets to the Sacramento Kings to distract her or should I get her some Season Tickets for the Warriors where she will most likely run into me and my wife (her daughter) and constantly be reminded that I'm banging her every night.

Thanks in advance.

You shouldn't buy her jack ****. The fact that she's not appreciative of you nailing her daugther on a nightly basis is simply disgusting, ungrateful and distasteful.

If anything, make her buy you season tickets to both teams.

DMorey