German Newspaper: Dirk defeats ghetto basketball

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German Newspaper: Dirk defeats ghetto basketball 

Post#1 » by Godzilla039 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:18 pm

http://deadspin.com/5811983/german-news ... basketball

German Newspaper Credits Dirk, "First White MVP Since Larry Bird," With Defeating "Ghetto Basketball"

Jack Dickey — We regret to be working in translation here, because this piece, from Die Welt's Peter Schilling, might just be more objectionable in German. Here's the translated version, working from this original.

HEADLINE: "Nowitzki defeated the Ghetto Basketball"


What ensues is a few early paragraphs about the triumph of team basketball—"The victory of his Dallas Mavericks was a kind of beacon of how the game should be played. It was necessary to trust the players to team spirit, common will, common struggle. And not individual players," and the like. They chalk US defeats in international play up to the same phenomenon. Maybe ghetto basketball is just a poor term for selfish play?

Nah, not really.

Here are some of the piece's more wretched bits:

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Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks will be included in an illustrious list of winners and NBA most valuable player "of the Final Series (Most Valuable Player) of the past 25 years. He is the first white MVP since Larry Bird.

That street ball, threatening Rap and ghetto chic and the commercial success of the sport, has recognized the league itself years ago. At that time the players were still dressed with gold chains and hung in the gangsta look: baseball caps, schlabberige pants, long T-shirts and sneakers were open standard.

The wide - white in the majority - aware American public takes this shoddy outfit but with street gangs and the mainly black rappers scene here. The organization wants the NBA, the basketball bothered as a family sports marketing for all. Therefore, a dress code was enforced. The players must now appear in a suit and tie the game.

The skin color is U.S. observers have noted that one of the causes that explain the success of the final series with the viewers. The fact that this is a white star while the throne conquer is certainly good for the commercial success, writes columnist Bill Foxsports Reiter. Even if it is a sad fact that the skin color in general still play a role.

Nowitzki is the man who the average American would not hesitate to let in his living room. He is reticent, has manners and is cultivated.
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Post#2 » by highness » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:20 pm

LOL, ohhh those Germans....
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Post#3 » by 5DOM » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:20 pm

wow...
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Post#4 » by turtlesnjoi » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:21 pm

I don't know what they are, but schlabberige pants sound fabulous.
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Post#5 » by 8 Mile Ilic » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:21 pm

Hahahahaha... I love it. I hope that's what it really translates to. That is hilarious :rofl:
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Post#6 » by Driguez » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:24 pm

Hail Hitler its all I got from this.

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Post#7 » by Dr Octagonapus » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:27 pm

Damn straight he did. Just look at the big 3, Wade is covered in tats, Lebron didn't even go to college, and Bosh is a convicted murderer.
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Post#8 » by LLJ » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:28 pm

Wacky Germans at it again.
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Post#9 » by Fran Vasquez » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:28 pm

bosh dwade and bron dont look ghetto to me, but their coach looks like michael weston from burn notice, so i guess german basketball has defeated the cia
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Post#10 » by RHBullsFan » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:29 pm

different countries have different views, it's a big world out there. Not everyone is going to think like Americans.
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Post#11 » by picc » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:31 pm

I'm surprised it took this long, to be honest.

They're just saying what parts of white america is thinking.
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Post#12 » by miltk » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:36 pm

Driguez wrote:Hail Hitler its all I got from this.

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Post#13 » by darth_federer » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:36 pm

picc wrote:I'm surprised it took this long, to be honest.

They're just saying what parts of white america is thinking.
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Post#14 » by Alfred » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:36 pm

I hope this doesn't make people think badly of Dirk, because that's racist as heck, and Dirk's a swell guy.
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Post#15 » by LLJ » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:40 pm

Maybe this isn't a mainstream newspaper. Or if it is, it's one of those tabloid variety newspapers that every city seems to have. For instance, Toronto has the Sun, New York has the Post, etc,.
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Post#16 » by BodieB » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:40 pm

That's kinda of amazing :lol:
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Post#17 » by daam » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:41 pm

Where is the whole article? It only shows the headline, where is the whole german article?
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Post#18 » by Godzilla039 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:45 pm

daam wrote:Where is the whole article? It only shows the headline, where is the whole german article?


http://www.welt.de/sport/article1342779 ... tball.html
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Post#19 » by USA » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:48 pm

They are entitled to their opinion.
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Post#20 » by Sedale Threatt » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:50 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, the country that gave us Adolph Hitler and the Holocaust. Give it up!

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