Describe a player by combination of other players.

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Re: Describe a player by combination of other players. 

Post#21 » by Don Draper » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:25 pm

DiscoLives4ever wrote:So if we start to combine these....

Jordan = Jordan + Magic + Wade. If we subtract Jordan from both sides, Magic + Wade = nothing. Which means Magic and Wade are the inverse of each other. Therefore Kobe = Jordan - Wade + Bird. Add Wade to both sides and you have Kobe + Wade = Jordan + Bird.

I don't remember what my point was. Something about your mom being a whore

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Re: Describe a player by combination of other players. 

Post#22 » by So_Ill » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:15 pm

OvertimeNO wrote:I think specifying parts of players makes more sense.

Jordan = the body of VC + the brain of Larry Bird

Lebron = the body of young Shawn Kemp + the brain of VC

Adam Morrison = the body of Larry Bird + the brain of Adam Morrison

and so on

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Re: Describe a player by combination of other players. 

Post#23 » by ReaLiez » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:44 am

Ben Wallace = Blanka + Don King

Popeye Jones = the Body of Barkley + the face of Shrek

Bayless = the heart of Iverson + the Brain of Iverson + the talent of Nate Robinson

Bargnani = the body of Dirk + the balls of hannah montana
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Post#24 » by SmooveAndMelo » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:47 am

Derrick rose= marbury + Francis + iverson
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Post#25 » by NapoleonII » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:56 am

OvertimeNO wrote:I think specifying parts of players makes more sense.


Adam Morrison = the body of Larry Bird + the brain of Adam Morrison

and so on


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Post#26 » by easiestplayfts » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:14 am

Derrick Rose being compared to a lot of great players :D

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Post#27 » by junot111 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:05 am

Jaykoolzboy wrote:Lebron James= Delonte West + Gloria James

LOL

Kevin Garnett = Chris Bosh + Dennis Rodman

Hedo Turkoglu = LeBron James - Gerald Wallace

Brandon Roy = Joe Johnson + Courtney Lee
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Re: Describe a player by combination of other players. 

Post#28 » by PPAW4Life » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:47 pm

Don Draper wrote:
DiscoLives4ever wrote:So if we start to combine these....

Jordan = Jordan + Magic + Wade. If we subtract Jordan from both sides, Magic + Wade = nothing. Which means Magic and Wade are the inverse of each other. Therefore Kobe = Jordan - Wade + Bird. Add Wade to both sides and you have Kobe + Wade = Jordan + Bird.

I don't remember what my point was. Something about your mom being a whore

Gold.

Yuri Vaultin wrote:Greg Oden = John Holmes + Sam Bowie

Pure gold.


Whoa.

How did I miss that?

That's funny.

But did you have to bring my mom into this?

She hates basketball and sports in general.

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Re: Describe a player by combination of other players. 

Post#29 » by J-Ville Smoke » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:00 pm

DiscoLives4ever wrote:
PPAW4Life wrote:Examples:

LeBron = Jordan + Magic

Bill Russell = Walton + Dwight Howard

Kobe = Jordan + Magic + Bird

Jordan = LeBron + Wade


So if we start to combine these....

Jordan = Jordan + Magic + Wade. If we subtract Jordan from both sides, Magic + Wade = nothing. Which means Magic and Wade are the inverse of each other. Therefore Kobe = Jordan - Wade + Bird. Add Wade to both sides and you have Kobe + Wade = Jordan + Bird.

I don't remember what my point was. Something about your mom being a whore


One of the funniest things I've ever read on here.

Actually if you use basic substitution properties you can come up with:

Lebron = Jordan + Magic

Jordan = Lebron + Wade

Therefore...

Lebron = Lebron + Magic + Wade

Which means Magic and Wade are basically worthless
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Re: Describe a player by combination of other players. 

Post#30 » by OvertimeNO » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:16 pm

J-Ville Smoke wrote:One of the funniest things I've ever read on here.

Actually if you use basic substitution properties you can come up with:

Lebron = Jordan + Magic

Jordan = Lebron + Wade

Therefore...

Lebron = Lebron + Magic + Wade

Which means Magic and Wade are basically worthless


This is basketball math I can get behind.
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Re: Describe a player by combination of other players. 

Post#31 » by mid-post » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:14 pm

So_Ill wrote:Eddie Curry= The body of Oprah+ the brain of The Cookie Monster

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