First lockout victim?

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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#121 » by magicman1978 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:51 pm

MF Doom wrote:
magicman1978 wrote:I wouldn't. Not that I have high standards or anything (my first two wives didn't look as good as her) - just something about her doesn't do it for me.


So if she knocked on your door right now, you would say no?


It would depend on the situation of course. Is the wife home? Am I feeling a bit "randy"? Is she Kim K or someone who looks like Kim K? If it's Kim K, the answer is probably no. And it's not because I can get hot chicks whenever I want or anything like that. I'm very lucky to have found a very beautiful wife. Like I said, something about her just doesn't do it for me.
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#122 » by Visceral » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:54 pm

I was thinking about this a few weeks ago right after seeing some tidbit of info on the couple (nothing about a divorce) and I thought, these guys are bound to divorce one of these days... and boom.

Typical.

At least he (presumably) got to smang it.
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#123 » by RookieStar » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:05 pm

Nooooo... what is the world coming to?
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#124 » by CoCoBreeze » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:11 pm

Wow, this thread is like an Oprah show on sociology waiting to happen. A few thoughts...

1. Those of you that say you wouldn't tap that ass are either a) delusional b) figure you have no chance in hell anyways so might as well go the polar opposite and lambaste her c) have lil' pee-pee's d) prefer men e) are NOT black or latino f) some combination thereof a-e.

2. IF you are black or latino, and used any of the following words in reference to Kim's body: "fat", "cellulite", "slut", "ho", "trash", then stop. Go back, read the manual. You are not being black or latino, PROPERLY.

3. I highly doubt 2 is valid on RealGM. I have confidence in my fellow minorities on here.

4. Those of you that are referenced in note 1 as stated above likely prefer women with...

1 of the following names: "Becky", "Sarah", "Kendall", "Britney", "Mary Ann", "Bethany", "Caitlin", "Lily", "Mary Beth", "Megan"

1 of the following attributes: No ass

1 of the following character traits: Actually says the letters O M G outloud when in a state of astonishment.
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#125 » by Mykhyn » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:11 pm

He told her he was thinking about playing in Oklahoma probably
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#126 » by Brandon-Clyde » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:17 pm

Who had 72 days in the pool?
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#127 » by magicman1978 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:29 pm

CoCoBreeze wrote:Wow, this thread is like an Oprah show on sociology waiting to happen. A few thoughts...

1. Those of you that say you wouldn't tap that ass are either
a) delusional - possibly
b) figure you have no chance in hell anyways so might as well go the polar opposite and lambaste her - I'm pretty sure I have no chance in hell, but even if I did have a chance in hell - most like still a no. Not going to lambaste her.
c) have lil' pee-pee's - I am half asian.....
d) prefer men - maybe this dude (yes, it's a guy):
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e) are NOT black or latino - correct, well around 95% correctf) some combination thereof a-e.
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#128 » by Hops » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:29 pm

HAHA! I actually gave them the benefit of the doubt. Shoulda just went with my gut feeling.

Humphries is gonna go back to sucking
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#129 » by Star-Lord » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:30 pm

CoCoBreeze wrote:Wow, this thread is like an Oprah show on sociology waiting to happen. A few thoughts...

1. Those of you that say you wouldn't tap that ass are either a) delusional b) figure you have no chance in hell anyways so might as well go the polar opposite and lambaste her c) have lil' pee-pee's d) prefer men e) are NOT black or latino f) some combination thereof a-e.

2. IF you are black or latino, and used any of the following words in reference to Kim's body: "fat", "cellulite", "slut", "ho", "trash", then stop. Go back, read the manual. You are not being black or latino, PROPERLY.

3. I highly doubt 2 is valid on RealGM. I have confidence in my fellow minorities on here.

4. Those of you that are referenced in note 1 as stated above likely prefer women with...

1 of the following names: "Becky", "Sarah", "Kendall", "Britney", "Mary Ann", "Bethany", "Caitlin", "Lily", "Mary Beth", "Megan"

1 of the following attributes: No ass

1 of the following character traits: Actually says the letters O M G outloud when in a state of astonishment.


That might be my favorite post in the history of ever.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#130 » by sefant77 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:34 pm

dockingsched wrote:
7-Day Dray wrote:For Hump's sake, I hope he signed that prenuptial agreement.


he's worth 8mil, she's worth 30mil+


And im pretty sure he had to sign a gazillion papers before the wedding. If "they" made 18m with the wedding he gonna end up with maybe 3-4m of it :lol:

I really hope he knew it was more or less pure business
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#131 » by Shot Clock » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:39 pm

Once she figured out he spent every cent he had on the ring and wedding she ran
anyone involved in that meddling to justice”. NO COLLUSION

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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#132 » by Elden Payton » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:41 pm

Cklbmk wrote:He told her he was thinking about playing in Oklahoma probably


Hump wanted to live in Minny....Kim didn't....or so the story goes....hardly irreconcilable.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#133 » by Miamis3rdRing » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:42 pm

CoCoBreeze wrote:Wow, this thread is like an Oprah show on sociology waiting to happen. A few thoughts...

1. Those of you that say you wouldn't tap that ass are either a) delusional b) figure you have no chance in hell anyways so might as well go the polar opposite and lambaste her c) have lil' pee-pee's d) prefer men e) are NOT black or latino f) some combination thereof a-e.

2. IF you are black or latino, and used any of the following words in reference to Kim's body: "fat", "cellulite", "slut", "ho", "trash", then stop. Go back, read the manual. You are not being black or latino, PROPERLY.

3. I highly doubt 2 is valid on RealGM. I have confidence in my fellow minorities on here.

4. Those of you that are referenced in note 1 as stated above likely prefer women with...

1 of the following names: "Becky", "Sarah", "Kendall", "Britney", "Mary Ann", "Bethany", "Caitlin", "Lily", "Mary Beth", "Megan"

1 of the following attributes: No ass

1 of the following character traits: Actually says the letters O M G outloud when in a state of astonishment.


:rofl:

And damn, this happened fast. I could've sworn just 2-3 weeks back I saw advertisements for their wedding being aired on t.v.
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#134 » by NBA Fan 1234 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:44 pm

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/ki ... 52.html?nc

-- tells you what Kim wants & includes a copy of the divorce papers :lol:


-Apparently Kris was also blindsided...http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=a ... ian_103111

Not gonna lie, I feel bad for the dude a little.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#135 » by sefant77 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:46 pm

CoCoBreeze wrote:Wow, this thread is like an Oprah show on sociology waiting to happen. A few thoughts...

1. Those of you that say you wouldn't tap that ass are either a) delusional b) figure you have no chance in hell anyways so might as well go the polar opposite and lambaste her c) have lil' pee-pee's d) prefer men e) are NOT black or latino f) some combination thereof a-e. g) waiting for the result of the STD exam before tapping



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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#136 » by Elden Payton » Tue Nov 1, 2011 12:07 am

Paco wrote:http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/kim-kardashian-divorce-papers-kris-getting-split-182020852.html?nc

-- tells you what Kim wants & includes a copy of the divorce papers :lol:


-Apparently Kris was also blindsided...http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=a ... ian_103111

Not gonna lie, I feel bad for the dude a little.


Yeah I feel bad for him also..
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#137 » by MagicStarwipe » Tue Nov 1, 2011 12:07 am

That's what you get for marrying a person like Kim Kardashian. How long until her 15 minutes are up anyway?
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#138 » by craig01 » Tue Nov 1, 2011 12:12 am

MagicStarwipe wrote:That's what you get for marrying a person like Kim Kardashian. How long until her 15 minutes are up anyway?



Not soon enough.....
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Re: Kardashian-Humphries DIVORCE! 

Post#139 » by Visceral » Tue Nov 1, 2011 12:14 am

I feel like Kim will go into a career of porn when her limelight is up in a few years. That'll be great for us, she gets to give back to the fans.

Maybe do some bookings as well? Looking forward to it, Kim.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#140 » by mefromthefuture » Tue Nov 1, 2011 12:30 am

Whatever is best for them. I usually say stop the gossip and leave peoples personal lifes alone. But Kim wouldn't want that.

For somebody I played against growing up a few times. Now when the questions asked people will now know who he is. Before it was like who.

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