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Post#1 Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim D
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:41 pm by dangermouse

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I can't even click on the headline, i'm scared the article itself will make me laugh so hard i'll choke

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dangermouse wrote:44 is my best guess.

I think we make the playoffs, no lower than 6th seed.
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Post#2 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:42 pm by mj234eva

No lie, I just saw that on the wiretap and busted out laughing.
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Post#3 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:43 pm by Tron Carter

And I want JR Smith to be more like Avery Bradley
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Post#4 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:44 pm by Based Schroeder

I miss carlton
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Post#5 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:44 pm by NorrisColeWorld

Witetap got a bad beat.

The quote was I want Javale McGee to play less like a Dumb Tin Can
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Post#6 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:50 pm by Tetlak

Just read it, no laughter was produced. Pretty bland, like Duncan
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Post#7 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:51 pm by MitchellUK

Well, I am sure every coach wants their over-rated, rocks for brains big men to be like Tim Duncan. I want a million dollars and a three way with Jessica Biel and Christina Hendricks. Reality will, unfortunately for George and I, continue to kick us both in the junk.
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Post#8 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:54 pm by TheDon008

HakeemKnicks wrote:And I want JR Smith to be more like Avery Bradley



i lol'd
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Post#9 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:56 pm by moocow007

My New Years Resolution was to be more like a young Brad Pitt. So far...nothing.
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Post#10 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:56 pm by Lord Hades

mj234eva wrote:No lie, I just saw that on the wiretap and busted out laughing.

Same here, for well over a minute straight. I didn't bother reading it because I figure it'd just make it worse.
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Post#11 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:04 pm by Sasaki

And I want Javale McGee's athleticism and length so I can make it in the NBA.
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Post#12 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:04 pm by Manimal

He basically said he just wants him to be less worried about making the spectacular play and just focus on making the solid, fundamental basketball play. For instance, instead of blocking a shot 10 rows into the stands, block the shot in a way that you can retain possession of the ball. Or instead of trying to throw down a highlight reel dunk in traffic, just put the ball in the basket the easiest way possible. Just play solid fundamental basketball, like Duncan does. Not actually play like one of the greatest big men ever(though that would obviously be nice too).

Nothing too ridiculous in what he said, IMO.
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Post#13 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:05 pm by DMVleGeND

Karl should want McGee to play more like Duncan, but McGee just isn't capable. He's been in the league 5 yrs, and is still his same old dumb self. He's all flash, no substance.
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Post#14 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:06 pm by Jase

MitchellUK wrote:Well, I am sure every coach wants their over-rated, rocks for brains big men to be like Tim Duncan. I want a million dollars and a three way with Jessica Biel and Christina Hendricks. Reality will, unfortunately for George and I, continue to kick us both in the junk.


Very well put.
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Post#15 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:08 pm by Optms

Players like Javale McGee exist to ward off scouts not to draft purely on athleticism yet they keep on drafting these dudes.
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Post#16 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:23 pm by tracey_nice

george karl said a sensible thing tho (if u read the actual quote) :/
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Post#17 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:23 pm by spearsy23

moocow007 wrote:My New Years Resolution was to be more like a young Brad Pitt. So far...nothing.

Aim high so even if you miss you end up an old brad pitt.
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Post#18 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:52 pm by EArl

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Post#19 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:34 pm by The Rebel

Some of you need to actually read what Karl said, he wants him to make the easier play and quit trying to do the spectacular highlight real plays.
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Post#20 Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like T
Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:25 am by BizGilwalker

I want Tyrus Thomas to play like Kevin Durant. Can George Karl arrange that too?
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