Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan

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Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#1 » by dangermouse » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:41 am

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I can't even click on the headline, i'm scared the article itself will make me laugh so hard i'll choke

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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#2 » by mj234eva » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:42 am

No lie, I just saw that on the wiretap and busted out laughing.
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#3 » by Tron Carter » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:43 am

And I want JR Smith to be more like Avery Bradley
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#4 » by Based Schroeder » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:44 am

I miss carlton
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#5 » by NorrisColeWorld » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:44 am

Witetap got a bad beat.

The quote was I want Javale McGee to play less like a Dumb Tin Can
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#6 » by Tetlak » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:50 am

Just read it, no laughter was produced. Pretty bland, like Duncan
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#7 » by MitchellUK » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:51 am

Well, I am sure every coach wants their over-rated, rocks for brains big men to be like Tim Duncan. I want a million dollars and a three way with Jessica Biel and Christina Hendricks. Reality will, unfortunately for George and I, continue to kick us both in the junk.
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Post#8 » by TheDon008 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:54 am

HakeemKnicks wrote:And I want JR Smith to be more like Avery Bradley



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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#9 » by moocow007 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:56 am

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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#10 » by Lord Hades » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:56 am

mj234eva wrote:No lie, I just saw that on the wiretap and busted out laughing.

Same here, for well over a minute straight. I didn't bother reading it because I figure it'd just make it worse.
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#11 » by Sasaki » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:04 am

And I want Javale McGee's athleticism and length so I can make it in the NBA.
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#12 » by Manimal » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:04 am

He basically said he just wants him to be less worried about making the spectacular play and just focus on making the solid, fundamental basketball play. For instance, instead of blocking a shot 10 rows into the stands, block the shot in a way that you can retain possession of the ball. Or instead of trying to throw down a highlight reel dunk in traffic, just put the ball in the basket the easiest way possible. Just play solid fundamental basketball, like Duncan does. Not actually play like one of the greatest big men ever(though that would obviously be nice too).

Nothing too ridiculous in what he said, IMO.
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#13 » by DMVleGeND » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:05 am

Karl should want McGee to play more like Duncan, but McGee just isn't capable. He's been in the league 5 yrs, and is still his same old dumb self. He's all flash, no substance.
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#14 » by Jase » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:06 am

MitchellUK wrote:Well, I am sure every coach wants their over-rated, rocks for brains big men to be like Tim Duncan. I want a million dollars and a three way with Jessica Biel and Christina Hendricks. Reality will, unfortunately for George and I, continue to kick us both in the junk.


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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#15 » by Optms » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:08 am

Players like Javale McGee exist to ward off scouts not to draft purely on athleticism yet they keep on drafting these dudes.
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#16 » by tracey_nice » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:23 am

george karl said a sensible thing tho (if u read the actual quote) :/
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Post#17 » by spearsy23 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:23 am

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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#18 » by EArl » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:52 am

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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#19 » by The Rebel » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:34 am

Some of you need to actually read what Karl said, he wants him to make the easier play and quit trying to do the spectacular highlight real plays.
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Re: Karl Wants Javale McGee To Be More Like Tim Duncan 

Post#20 » by MotorKeepsGoing » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:25 am

I want Tyrus Thomas to play like Kevin Durant. Can George Karl arrange that too?
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