OT: Look at this little guy dunking

KennyDuwayne · Post #41 » by **KennyDuwayne** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:01 pm

He won't get far without a jumpshot.

Kerosene · Post #42 » by **Kerosene** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:30 pm

Too old, needs to develop a back to the basket game, and at this point his best years are probably behind him.

Windmill · Post #43 » by **Windmill** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:31 pm

Is it a coincidence that this prodigy, who happens to be an aspiring Blazer, has issues with his joints?

Destiny!

Post #44 » by **suckfish** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:11 pm

All I'm saying is that he's going to command a lot of attention in the paint. Our shooters will be getting wide open looks all day with the power otter throwing down 2 foot 2 handers.

The4thHorseman · Post #45 » by **The4thHorseman** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:27 pm

OneWhoKnocks wrote:
Voice_of_Reason wrote:
siydee wrote:Otters have been my favorite animal for a long time, this further cements it for me.

+1

http://news.discovery.com/animals/the-o ... otters.htm

Sea otters – cute, furry, adorable, clams-wouldn’t-melt-in-their-mouths sea otters – have been observed forcibly copulating with, and in the process killing, juvenile harbor seals off California.

Sea otters apparently rape and kill baby seals.

You might want to reconsider your favorite animal...

SHOOT THE SEALS!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaXQeRPO0g[/youtube]

HornetJail · Post #46 » by **HornetJail** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:01 pm

Browns16 wrote:I will personally guarantee the only NBA jersey he will ever have a chance to put on will be a bobcats jersey, maybe

This post is underrated and probably true.

spearsy23 · Post #47 » by **spearsy23** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:53 pm

Browns16 wrote:It's a sea otter, there is no way he can play at even the lowest level of organized basketball, let alone the NBA. Anyone who thinks that it could make a serious impact on an NBA game is only fooling themselves.

*insert that's racist gif*

Lord Hades · Post #48 » by **Lord Hades** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:00 pm

Excellent tenacity in attacking the basket. Nice, fluid and singular motion. Jay Bilas would love how long he is.

It's good to see that the larger point behind all that is keeping the little guy healthy, as opposed to being a show animal. Good story.

carl_english · Post #49 » by **carl_english** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:11 pm

The Suckramento Queens select Larry the Dolphin from Atlantic Ocean.

spearsy23 · Post #50 » by **spearsy23** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:00 pm

Lord Hades wrote:Excellent tenacity in attacking the basket. Nice, fluid and singular motion. Jay Bilas would love how long he is.

It's good to see that the larger point behind all that is keeping the little guy healthy, as opposed to being a show animal. Good story.

Jay bilas hates his wingspan.

Marvin Martian · Post #51 » by **Marvin Martian** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:58 pm

He is already better at putting the ball inside the basket than Monta Ellis

TARIQ · Post #52 » by **TARIQ** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:00 am

Such a stat padder

MVP Rose · Post #53 » by **MVP Rose** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:01 am

Eddie Sea Otter have it all

marcus_misc · Post #54 » by **marcus_misc** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:33 am

not impressed

he's doing this in a very weak era for sea otters

spearsy23 · Post #55 » by **spearsy23** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:58 am

marcus_misc wrote:not impressed

he's doing this in a very weak era for sea otters

I'd easily make the argument that this era is just a strong as the last few.

Mamba Venom · Post #56 » by **Mamba Venom** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:06 am

Get a mobile tank and have this otter do a half time show!

AWESOME!!!

blackhawk2076 · Post #57 » by **blackhawk2076** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:12 am

According to Mass, Jordan had a 47 inch vertical

Clearly Eddie has a 50 inch vertical from this angle.

ennui · Post #58 » by **ennui** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:14 am

Not sold on otter, how would he fare against modern zones?

But seriously, it's adorable.

Joel Embust · Post #59 » by **Joel Embust** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:16 am

Would've won this years slam dunk contest hands down.

Gibby · Post #60 » by **Gibby** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:17 am

hyper316 wrote:

This makes me LOL every time I see it