Another day in the life of Joe Embiid

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Another day in the life of Joe Embiid 

Post#1 » by EArl » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:44 am

[tweet]https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/491692631664377857[/tweet]

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Post#2 » by eagereyez » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:47 am

Did they not have Twitter in Africa? :lol:
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Post#3 » by porcerel » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:51 am

This guy is too much...the "SOURCES" tweet is priceless :lol:
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Post#4 » by RaptorNews » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:53 am

He's adorable
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Post#5 » by JB1089 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:55 am

Who knows how his basketball career will play out. But he looks like a 1st ballot Twitter HOFer.
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Post#6 » by jamesnamida » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:55 am

kanye kim < jayz bey < joel rihanna

gonna be the goat
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Post#7 » by Rosque » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:03 am

This guy is pure gold.
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Post#8 » by Archerbro » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:06 am

Win...
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Post#9 » by JVL » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:10 am

He'll bring some much needed pizzazz to the NBA. Embiid will usher the NBA into a new age, with blackjack and hookers.
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Post#10 » by dorkestra » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:29 am

lol he's helping me through the offseason
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Post#11 » by Imon » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:38 am

Still funny ... for now.
It'll be less funny when Philly puts out "Tank 2.0 - the retanking" the sequel to last season's smash hit.

Although I could be wrong - I haven't really followed Philly's offseason. Are they gearing up for another tank?
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Post#12 » by LAKEROLOGY » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:44 am

lol, loved this kid since his lebron attempts.

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next it's gonna be: rihanna hasn't replied yet

but that's none of your business.
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Post#13 » by LAKEROLOGY » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:47 am

also a special place in my heart

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whatever that was about, lol.
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Post#14 » by SniperHawk10 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:54 am

Wonder if he keeps this up during the NBA season :lol:

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Post#15 » by M4P » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:00 am

A natural - he needs to get onto a Grantland podcast.
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Post#16 » by EmperorLocky » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:07 am

I've never had a twitter account but I'm seriously considering it as this kid is just awesome.
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Post#17 » by raptor jesus » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:19 am

Why would anyone use the "Twitter" when they could just mow a lawn?

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Post#18 » by brutalitops » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:20 am

Well done Joel, 76ers are now my second team
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Post#19 » by Side beard » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:20 am

He will be great analyst after his career in the NBA.
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Post#20 » by chrisab123 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:35 am

This guy is begging for herpes. I don't think Rihanna needs much convincing.

His twitter is amazing but it's still needs a lot of work to be considered in "Iron Sheik Class"

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